So you have a new app called Centr right, and people can follow along and do that.

What's that good for, core?

What's that?

This is functional training, all sorts of mobility and strength building and cardio.

So it's Centr, C-E-N-T-R.

Yeah, it's mindfulness meditation experts, nutritionists, trainers all working to give you a very tailored program for yourself to bring out the best version of yourself.

But these are people I've met and worked with over the years who had a...

That's fantastic.

Positive effect on my life

Because you do need the whole thing, not just physical.

All right.

It's not the Avengers of health and well-being.

Yes, it is.

So we want to see how well you are good-- because you have this app.

It's selling things.

So we're going to play a game.

It's called Pitch Please.

Pitch Please.

All right, what happens is this is a product that you will be selling as if you're on QVC, and you'll be telling us all about it.

So tell the audience, first of all, do you use this yourself?

Every day.

You do?

Morning, noon, night.

And what is the right amount, do you think?

As much of it as you'd like.

The more you use, the more beneficial it is and the better you'll feel.

And what is the area you would apply this to?

Mostly under the arms and then other areas that you feel comfortable putting it.

Do you think that you can do any activity with it on?

Does it limit you in any way?

No, not at all.

You can train with it, and you can surf with it.

You could get intimate with it.

When you say you get intimate with it--so your partner does not-- your partner's going to be fine with it?

It's probably their idea.

To say, my wife has three of them.

That's great.

That's great.

So, not to get too personal, but you and your wife use this while you're being intimate?

Yeah, yeah.

Apparently.

Yeah, good.

Good.

Why did you start using it in the first place?

In order to--

Just lack of intimacy in order to suddenly form a bond and connection that there was something missing in our lives.

What celebrities besides yourself would benefit from using this?

All the Chris's use it.

Robert Downey uses it a lot.

I think Scarlett has tried it but didn't really like it.

She didn't like it?

No.

Maybe she didn't need it.

She didn't need it is the problem.

Right, right.

So, what could go wrong using it?

What are just the side effects that could happen?

I mean, it's-- you--trouble sitting down and sleeping.

That's what I thought you'd say.

Yeah, if I'm having trouble sleeping I use it.

And if I'm feeling tired in the morning I just rub it on my face a bit.

That's great.

I want to know.

That's good.

I guess let's take a look if you want to come around and see what you've been selling.

Wow.

All right.

Everyone--

You know what I'm talking about.

Mary knows.

Yeah.

It helps to get intimate.

That's so great.

You and your wife--

Everyone in the audience is getting a two year--

I know you--

Look at that.

It's called Centr.

Worth $500 of everything [INAUDIBLE].

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Ah.

God.