Shut up!

[Ian singing] Kite day, kite day. It's a freaking kite day.

Blue kite. Blue, blue, blue, blue kite.

What the hell is this?

[Ian's mom] Your grandpa is dying and I don't want to take care of him anymore.

[Ian] Come on, mom.

I don't want this old, smelly ass in my house

[Ian's mom] Take him!

[Ian] You take him!

[Ian's mom] You! [Ian] No. You!

[Ian's mom] Not it! [Runs away, laughing]

[Ian] Fine. Run away.

But I'm not taking you, man.

Fine.

[Anthony] What's this?

[Ian] It's my stupid grandpa. I gotta take care of this dying ass.

What the hell is this?

[Anthony] Dude, that's a bucket list. All the things he wanted to do before he dies.

[Ian] But he didn't finish it.

[Anthony] You should totally finish it for him.

[Ian] Is that what you want, grandpa?

[Anthony] All right. So, the first thing on the list is

"Conquer your biggest fear."

What's your biggest fear?

[Ian] Aunt Jemima.

[Anthony] You're afraid of syrup?

[Ian] No, I'm afraid of her.

She just sits on that bottle, just smiling at me.

No matter where I go, I can feel those eyes piercing into my soul.

[Anthony] So, you're afraid of this?

[Anthony] Kiss her! [Ian] Get away from me, Anthony.

[Anthony] If you want to get over your fear, you have to kiss her!

[Ian] I can't.

[Anthony] Do it for your grandpa!

[Ian] No... I don't wanna kiss her!

[Anthony] All right. So, umm. Only 30 more to go.

Next up, we have "steal candy from a little kid."

[Ian] Sweet!

No pun intended.

Give me that!

[Her dad appears]

[Anthony] So, how does that cookie taste?

[Ian] Can we just finish the stupid list?

[Ian crying for help] No...

F**k Barbra Streisand!!!

[Anthony] Alright. So last thing on the list is "eat cat litter."

[Ian] What?!

[Anthony] Yeah! I already got some from the neighbor.

Eat up!

[Ian] I finished your stupid bucket list, grandpa.

I hope you're happy.

[Anthony] Sorry, dude. Looks like we didn't make it in time.

[Ian] It's funny. For this bucket list stuff, I thought my grandpa was a loser.

But I guess I just didn't understand him.

I just wish I could've

spend a little time with him before he...

Never mind. I'll see you later, man.

[Anthony shouts] He totally fell for it!

[Ian's grandpa] What an idiot! Who falls for a prank llike that?

[Ian's mom] Did you get him to eat the kitty litter?

[Anthony] Yeah, you should see. He was like...

"I got the little cat poop in my mouth!"

[Ian's grandpa] Hey, fellas. I got one more prank.

[Ian] Oh, grandpa. You're a great man.

I just wish...

[Ian as narrator] To see bloopers and this,

click the video right here.

It's that easy.

[Ian from the blooper footage] Don't shave the tip of the nip.

[Ian as narrator] Thanks for subscribing.

Now who wants to go fly some kites?

Because it's a freaking kite day!

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