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  • - [laughing] COOLIO, MAN.

  • OH, YEAH, "SOITAINLY."

  • OH, HEY, I GOTTA GO.

  • YEAH, TERRY OUT.

  • - TERRY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

  • - HEY, PRETTY GOOD, GABE.

  • OH, GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT.

  • - NOT TODAY, TERRY.

  • - LOOKS LIKE GABE'S COME OUT TO PLAY.

  • YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT, DUDE.

  • - NO, I DON'T. - YEAH, YOU KIND OF DO.

  • - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T. - GOT A CLEAN SHIRT AT MY DESK

  • IF YOU WANT ME TO GET IT FOR YOU.

  • - DON'T SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE NECESSARY.

  • - BECAUSE THE SHIRT YOU HAVE ON RIGHT NOW,

  • IT'S NOT CLEAN. - EXCEPT FOR THAT IT IS.

  • - ME, I HAVE A CLEAN SHIRT. - OH.

  • - YOU, YOU HAVE SOME SCHMUTZ ON YOUR JAMMY-JAM.

  • - NO, THERE IS NO SCHMUTZ ON MY JAMMY-JAM.

  • - YOKNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST GET IT FOR YOU?

  • - YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? - YEAH.

  • AND THERE WE GO.

  • - DID YOU GET IT?

  • - [laughing]

  • I ALMOST GOT YOU.

  • I WAS THAT CLOSE. - ALMOST, YEAH.

  • - I MEAN, I'M THINKING, "DAMN, HE'S GOOD."

  • [both laughing]

  • BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING IS?

  • - WHAT'S WHAT?

  • - NOW I GUESS FROM WHEN I DABBED

  • YOUR SHIRT WITH THE PAPER TOWEL,

  • AND I'M NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT NOW,

  • BUT I ACTUALLY--I MUST HAVE GOT SOME PAPER-TOWEL FUZZ

  • ON YOUR SHIRT, SO...

  • [dramatic music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • - HEY, HOW LONG HAS KAREN BEEN WEARING HER HAIR UP LIKE THAT?

  • - I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT.

  • AND I'M SORRY IT HAPPENED.

  • - HEY, TERRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • - UH, NOTHINING. - HAVING A GOOD MORNING?

  • - YE-- - I'M HAVING A [bleep]

  • TERRIFIC MORNING.

  • - GREAT.

  • - HOPE THERE IS NOTHING ON MY SHIRT.

  • 'CAUSE I CAN'T LOOK DOWN.

  • - OH, NO, DUDE, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

  • THERE'S NOTHING ON YOUR SHIRT.

  • NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIRT.

  • EVERYTHING'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

  • I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION

  • WITH KAREN RIGHT NOW, SO...

  • - YOU OKAY, TERRY? - IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.

  • [cell phone vibrates]

  • - [screams]

  • I GOT IT. I GOT IT. THERE'S NO WAY--

  • OH, YEAH, YEAH, I DO HAVE SCHMUTZ.

  • THERE'S SCHMUTZ ALL OVER ME NOW.

  • HE CAN'T DENY THAT.

  • TERRY'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.

  • [laughs] I WILL WIN!

  • WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED?

  • - TERRY DIED.

  • - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • HEY, TERRY.

  • IT'S GABE.

  • I, UM--I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, UM...

  • THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ME, TERRY.

  • YOU DIDN'T GET ME,

  • BECAUSE ON THE DAY THAT YOU DIED,

  • THERE WAS SCHMUTZ ON MY SHIRT.

  • SO GUESS WHO WINS THE GAME, TERRY.

  • I DO. I WIN. [laughing]

  • YOU LOSE.

  • AAH!

  • [crying] OH, TERRY.

  • HE FLICKED ME.

- [laughing] COOLIO, MAN.

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