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  • Hey you lazy sack of human excrement! Why aren't you playing Guild Wars?

  • What?

  • Why you ask?

  • Heh heh, my dear friend, there is SO much to explore!

  • Jungles, Deserts, Mountains..

  • ..Space!

  • Oh.

  • Listen. Do you like Super Mario 64?

  • Oh yeah!

  • And do you like swords and magic?

  • Yeah they're cool.

  • Well combine them and Guild Wars is.. Kinda like that!

  • They got these platforming obstacles, called Jump Puzzles, scattered throughout the world. They're really fun!

  • And the combat is.. MMMMMM, so CRISP!

  • Just uhh.. For your own sake, stay away from the pvp crowd.

  • Okay.

  • And with the Path of Fire expansion, you get MOUNTS!

  • Including..This beautiful baby raptor!

  • Aw I love you so much!

  • God bless you.

  • Uh yeah, this sounds kinda fun. How much is it?

  • It's..

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  • FREE.

  • You just gotta pay for the expansions.

  • Oh. Then I'll give it a shot!

  • Great!

  • Well what are you waiting for?? Go start your adventure!

  • Okaaaaay!

  • Click the link in the description to download Guild Wars 2!

Hey you lazy sack of human excrement! Why aren't you playing Guild Wars?

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