Dammit, we've just arrived

What's the damage report?

Our transmission is out and we can't move anymore.

Can you repair it?

Yes, I believe I can

Alright then, get on with it

Well, what are you waiting for

Well, we have a little bit of a problem

What's that?

You see, we don't have spare parts

Wait, what

Or a wrench

or...

Any repair tools

What, WHY?

Orders from high command

Orders from high command???

Yep

Explain yourself

Well, you see...

High Command (gaijin, in case you haven't got that by now) told us we don't have the necessary experience to have repair tools yet

So we need to go into battles to earn them

But hey

We could have them right now....

If we pay for them

That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

I told them the same thing...

Then they kicked me out :(

Ok, so if we don't have parts to repair our tank and make it even combat capable again

What's the plan?

Worry not commander, all we need to do is go to the strategic zone, there's parts there

Oh really????

Certainly! :D

Well take us to the zone then

Yes sir!

Oh...

I....

I see the problem...

Do you now?

Also, in case you didn't notice, the zone is held by the enemy

Don't worry about it. Look, someone is about to secure it

*PAIN*

Well at least the zone has been decaped?

Any other bright ideas?

Uuuh we can ask someone to tow us?

The hell with it, why not?

Hey buddy, you think you can lend us a hand here?

LMAO NOOOOB

THIS TEAM IS GARBAGE

YOU'RE ALL USELESS FFS

STOP SITTING THERE AND CAP A

AGH SCREW YOU!

Welp, so much for team work

Oh wait, here comes another one!

Oh thanks dude, now we'll get to that zone in no time

*Literally unplayable*

We finally did it we're on the zone!

That's right sir, one transmission repair coming right up

All right, let's get going and finish this battle once and for...

OOF

We're on FIRE!! quick we have to put it out, grab the fire extinguishers!!

Lol, you're not gonna believe this one

wat

We don't have that either :D

OH ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING M...