If you have not seen the Horribly Slow Murderer, click this link and watch it first, or you will be lost

as a newborn baby in a topless bar. Thank you.

This is designed to be a cinematic experience, in full-screen HD if your connection can handle it.

Dim the lights, crank the sound, and enjoy.

Throughout the years, Jack Cucchiaio has tried to defend himself against the Ginosaji with a multitude of weaponry.

Not one goddamn thing.

Recently, a worldwide survey conducted via the Ask Jack program, received thousands of suggestions

from some of the greatest minds in cutting-edge warfare.

Of those ideas, one was offered more than any other, exemplified by this comment from cinema795:

Why doesn’t Jack him him... with a spoon?

Thank you, cinema795.

Now, for the first time in history,

Jack Cucchiaio is gonna kick some ass...

...with a spoon!

oh God oh God

Jesus Christ!

Motherfucker!

Please-- This is not happening to me!

oh God!

Hey, hey cinema 795!

You suck!

You fucking suck!

Thanks a fuckin lot, cinema795, really appreciate it.

Oh, why don’t you hit him with a spoon!

Fuck you!

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