>> I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS A SECONDIME.

>> Harry: YOU'VE PLAYED THIS BEFORE.

>> I HAVE, BUT YOU HAVEN'T.

>> Harry: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

AND THE LAST TIME I WILL DO IT, ALSO.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD WE HAVE ON THE TABLE.

BUG TRIFLE.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.

JELLYFISH.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) YEAH, OOOH.

GIANT WATER SCORPION.

>> THAT'S THE WORST ONE.

>> Harry: 1,000 YEAR OLD EGGNOG.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COW BLOOD AND PORK TONGUE JELLY.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) COD SPERM.

( LAUGHTER SEEMS RATHER TAME IN COMPARISON

TO THE OTHER ONES.

HOW DO THEY GET THE SPERM OUT OF THE COD?

( LAUGHTER ) SALMON SMOOTHIE.

BULL PENIS.

>> GOOD OLD BULLP BULL PENIS.

I'LL ASK THE FIRST QUESTION.

THE PRODUCERS HAVE NOT SHOWN US THESE AHEAD OF TIME.

SO LET ME CHOOSE A FOOD YOU'LL HAVE TO EAT SHOULD YOU NOT

ANSWER.

SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH 1,000-YEAR-OLD EGGNOG.

>> NO!

IS THE CINNAMON SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS ANY BETTER?

>> Harry: I THINK IT'S THE CINNAMON STICK.

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.

GIVE IT A SNIFF.

>> WHY?

>> Harry: I DON'T KNOW.

OH, MY GOD!

DISGUSTING!

( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: READY?

NO!

>> Harry: OKAY.

( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, NO!

>> Harry: YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW MEMBERS TO HAVE E

KARDASHIAN CLAN THAT DOES NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

RATE YOUR SIBLINGS OM BEST TO WORST PARENTS.

( APPLAUSE ) >> I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER

IT.

>> Harry: I FEEL LIKE I COULD ANSWER IT.

( LAUGHTER ) >> UM, I MEAN, I'LL START BY

SAYING THEY ACTUALLY ALL ARE AMAZING.

THEY REALLY ARE.

>> Harry: OKAY.

THEY ARE.

>> Harry: OKAY.

I SWEAR.

BUT I'D SAY ROB IS NUMBER ONE.

>> Harry: OKAY.

AND THEN -- HE'S SO GOOD TO HIS DAUGHTER.

AND THEN -- I MEAN THAT'S SO HARD, THEY'RE ALL AMAZING.

>> Harry: DRINK THE EGGNOG.

NO!

( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN IT WOULD BE, LIKE,

KLOE, KIM, KYLIE -- ( AUDIENCE REACTS )

APPLAUSE ) >> Harry: WHOO!

ALL RIGHT, SO, NOW, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I WOULD

HAVE TO EAT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I'LL DO THE SPERM.

>> Harry: OKAY.

ERE YOU GO.

>> Harry: OKAY.

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

>> YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CLEARING THROAT )

>> DIEING TO KNOW THIS, WHICH SONGS ON YOUR LAST ALBUM WERE

ABOUT ME?

( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> OOOH!

NO.

>> Harry: SO I WOULD SAY TRACK --

( LAUGHTER ) -- UM --

( LAUGHTER ) >> NO!

REA( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> JUST DON'T LOOKT IT.

>> Harry: OH, YEAH, THAT FIXES EVERYTHING.

JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!

WHAT ARE WE DOING?

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT ARE WE DOING?

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> JUST SWALLOW IT.

( LAUGHTER ) OH, MY GOD!

ST!

STOP!

>> Harry: TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

( CHEERING ) >> OOOH!

OKAY.

( COUGHING ) REALLY CARRIES AN AFTERTASTE.

( GAGGING ) OKAY.

SALMON SMOOTHIE.

GIVE HER A SNIFF.

>> NO!

I HATE SALMON, BY THE WAY.

>> Harry: COD SPERM.

( LAUGHTER ) OKAY.

OKAY.

YOU'RE THE HIGHEST PAID SUPERMODEL IN THE WORLD.

WHO'S THE MOST UNLIKABLE SUPERMODEL?

( LAUGHTER ) >> I HAVE THE ANSWER.

I CAN'T SAY IT, THOUGH.

( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> Harry: WATCHING YOU DRINK THAT MAD ME FEEL SICK.

>> YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING.

>> Harry: I MEAN, IT'S A SALMON SMOOTHIE.

>> OKAY.

>> Harry: WHAT AM I HAVING?

THE BUG TRIFLE.

EXTRA BUGS ON THE -- >> FOR DECORATION.

>> Harry: OKAY.

AVE YOU EVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "KEEPING UP WITH THE

KARDASHIANS"?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Harry: HAVE I EVER WATCHED

AN EPISODEF "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"?

YEAH.

IT WAS THE ONE WHERE YOU'RE EATING SALADS IN THE KITCHEN --

>> TYPICAL.

>> Harry: -- AND THEN YOU WERE SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER.

>> SO YOU'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.

( APPLAUSE ) I STILL TASTE THE SALMON.

>> Harry: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH BULL PENIS.

YEAH, BULL PENIS.

YEAH.

OKAY.

( APPLAUSE ) YOU READY?

>> NO, BUT YOU COULD GO.

>> Harry: IT'S JUST BULL PENIS.

( LAUGHTER ) WHO IS THE MOST SURPRISING CELEB

TO EVER SLIDE INTO YOUR D.M.s?

WHO IS HE?

( LAUGHTER ) >> I FEEL LIKE I CAN SAY IT,

RIGHT?

>> Harry: UNLESS YOU WANT TO EAT SOME BULL PENIS, YEAH.

WELL, IT DEPENDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DEPENDS ON, BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS.

>> OF COURSE YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW.

>> Harry: IS THERE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF?

>> YEAH.

>> Harry: IS SAYING IT WORSE THAN EATING A BULL PENIS?

>> PROBABLY.

>> Harry: BLINK TWICE.

SHUT UP.

I'M EATING THE PENIS.

( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN

THERE.

>> YOU GUYS, THIS IS DISGUSTING.

>> Harry: JUST THROW IT ALL IN THERE.

( GAGGING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> YEAH, THERE'S A CRAZY AFTERTASTE.

>> Harry: LAST QUESTION.

WHAT AM I -- >> I'M GIVING YOU THE SCORPION

THING.

>> Harry: OKAY.

BETWEEN LOUIE, LIAM, NILE AND ZANE, RANK THEIR SOLOS --

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Harry: THAT WAS "SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS"!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACWITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW!"

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )