I know, right!

對啊！

I haven't seen you guys since last Christmas, I think?

上次見面好像是去年聖誕節的事了。

No!

不會吧？

It's been a year!

已經過一年了？

Wow, time flies!

時光飛逝。

How you been, Raph?

Raph 你最近過得如何？

Oh, good.

還不錯啊！

Yeah, what you been up to?

你最近都在忙什麼？

Work.

工作。

And work's good?

工作一切順利嗎？

You still at the same place?

你還在同一個地方上班嗎？

Yeah, it's the same.

對啊，老地方。

Nothing new, really.

沒什麼新鮮事。

How about you guys?

那你們大家呢？

I got a promotion.

我剛升官！

Oh my God!

天啊！

Yeah, I have like 20 people working under me.

現在，底下大概有二十個人在為我工作。

That's great!

那很棒欸！

Wow, nice!

哇，真是不錯！

No, it's dumb.

沒什麼大不了的啦！

It's great!

很棒啊！

It's so dumb.

真的沒什麼大不了。

It's great.

好啦，是還不錯啦！

Well, I got a new job.

我找到新工作了。

It's actually kinda my dream job!

而且是我的理想工作。

Oh my God!

天啊！

I'm very excited.

我超興奮。

I just started my own business.

我剛開啟我的個人事業。

I got tired of the corporate life, and my photography's (has) just been blowing up.

我厭倦了在公司上班的日子，而我的攝影作品剛爆紅。

You're famous.

你超有名。

I see you on my phone and I'm like, that's my girl!

我有在手機看到妳，心裡這是我朋友！

Wow, all my friends have done so much this year.

哇，我的朋友們在這一年做了好多事情。

Am I doing nothing with my life?

而我卻一事無成？

That's so cool.

聽起來真棒。

So Raph, what've you been up to?

那 Raph 你都做了些什麼？

It's been a year, you must've done so much!

都過了一年了，你一定做了很多事。

Yeah!

當然。

Um, mentioned work...

呃，說到工作...

What have I done?

我做了些什麼？

What have I done?

我到底做了些什麼？

Traveled anywhere?

還是你有去哪裡玩嗎？

Yeah.

有啊！

Where did you travel?

你去哪？

You didn't go anywhere this year!

你今年明明哪都沒去！

Yeah, me neither.

我也沒去哪。

Woo, thank God!

感謝上帝！

How about your tour of Asia?

你的亞洲之旅如何啊？

What!

什麼東西？

Oh yeah!

喔對欸！

I almost forgot about that!

我都快忘了。

I guess it's like I've been four times, doesn't really feel like a big deal anymore.

我想大概是因為我去了四次，所以覺得沒什麼了。

You took a tour of all of Asia?

你玩遍全亞洲？

And just forgot about it?

然後你竟然忘記？

Well, I went to Maui.

我去了毛伊島。

Why is everyone traveling to all these cool places?

為什麼所有人都去這麼酷的地方旅行？

I didn't know I was supposed to do that!

我不知道我應該這麼做。

And while I was there...

然後在那裡...

No!

不會吧！

Shut up!

閉嘴！

No!

不、會、吧！

Shut up!

別說了！

You guys, I got engaged!

沒錯，我訂婚了！

You're a bridesman, you're a bridesmaid, you better come to the wedding.

你是伴郎，妳是伴娘，而你一定要來參加我的婚禮。

-Sorry, I'm late everybody, so sorry. -Oh my God!

-抱歉我來晚了。-天啊！

Oh my God!

我的老天！

You look incredible!

你也太帥了吧！

Do a spin.

轉一圈我看看。

Twirl, I'll do a twirl.

好，我轉。

Do a twirl.

快旋轉一圈。

Oh my god, no!

天啊，不會吧！

Woo, baby!

哇，寶貝！

Thank you, thank you everybody.

謝謝大家。

Lost 60 pounds.

我瘦了 60 磅。

Dear God, I haven't lost any weight!

天啊，我根本沒變瘦。

I said I would, but then I didn't do sh*t!

我說我要減肥，但完全沒做到。

And I'm so sorry again, tried to get here as soon as I could, but it is taking forever to paint my new apartment.

我真的很抱歉，我已經以我最快的速度趕來了，只是為我的新公寓漆上新油漆真的花了我很多時間。

No, I'm in the same f*cking (place)!

不，我也要。

And let me tell you this, I had to make more space—for the new dog.

跟你們說，我必須騰出更多的空間給我的新養的狗。

Aw!

喔！

So sweet!

好貼心。

The cutest little dog!

牠真的超級可愛。

Yeah?

是嗎？

I'll send you photos.

我等下傳照片給你看。

Oh, please!

喔，拜託！

A dog?

一隻狗？

I have to say something cool I've done.

快點，我必須說我做了什麼很酷的事。

I've been paying my rent!

我一直在付房租！

Once, a month.

一個月一次。

Raph!

Raph！

So good to see you!

很高興見到你。

How've you been?

最近過得怎樣？

What do you do with your days?

這些日子都做了些什麼？

Uh...

呃...

What'd you do this weekend?

你這個假日做了些什麼？

Uh...

呃...

What'd you do before you came here?

那來這裡之前，你在幹麻？

Uh...

呃...

What're you thinking about right now?

你現在在想什麼？

What am I thinking about?

我現在在想什麼？

I'm doing so little with my life, I have nothing to think about.

我什麼都沒做，沒有什麼好想的。

Raph's head exploded.

Raph 的頭爆炸了。

That's something new that happened this year!

這是今年發生的新事情。

Oh my God!

天啊！

I wish I had something that cool going on in my life!

我也希望我的生活中可以發生這麼酷的事情。

I'm such a loser!

我好廢。

I don't do anything!

我什麼都沒做。

-Me too! -I know!

-我也是。-我懂！

Aw guys, it's really no big deal.

大家，這真的不是什麼大事。

I mean he's funny!

他真的很好笑。

Yeah, you got a point.

沒錯，你說得對！