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  • PewDiePie: Good morning gamers!

  • It's me. peeewdiepie (subtitles by It's old)

  • Yeah, we're back with more minecraft because that's what everyone wants. That's what I want

  • This is the life were living where my boys at when my boy side IKEA bird. Yeah

  • oh, oh, I just realize this game would be perfect for

  • For, for Logan Paul, he could have his little maverick Logan. Don't go near this game. Come here spend come here

  • uhh, I made some changes. You can tell it's a little cleaner now beautiful beautiful

  • Just like spruced it up a bit. I built this. This is very important

  • Okay, I built this church and I didn't build it just for anyone. It's beautiful. It took a long time. Isn't that right Sven?

  • I build it for water sheep. This is the Church of

  • Water sheep. Follow me Sven.

  • This is where sheeps can live and be happy

  • Under the stars and they're safe at night and they can also go out in the yard if they feel like it if they feel

  • Like it Sven. let them Sven! They are free. They are free to do as they please because Water sheep set them free

  • That's right

  • What the Sheep did this. beautiful.

  • It was Marzia's idea to make things right for what happened to water sheep. It's the least thing I could do, right?

  • (DONG) I know he would be proud. So today we're gonna kidnap some people so I got to go back to sleep

  • It's not right at IKEA Bird.

  • Be quiet IKEA Bird! Gosh, I'm trying to sleepie deepie. Oh god. Did something spawn in my basement? Hello? Hello

  • I'm gonna kill you. Alright, we're fine.(hurt noises) SVEN! Where is he?

  • Sven, we gotta go kidnap people today. Follow me

  • So, what do I need to kidnap people?

  • Fishing rod? I think I might need a piston Oh God, can he fly into the lava?

  • No, Klaus would never do that, right? I guess I never showed you around Klaus. Okay, cool. Glad you enjoyed the tour

  • Where my Pistons at? Oh

  • Okay, there's one thing I forgot I want to do before

  • we uhh uhh

  • Say hi to people

  • Deliberately. look look I have so many diamonds. Like where is it? Where's my super pickaxe? There.

  • This one fortune 3 is insane. I get like 20 diamonds from one spawn

  • So, you know, maybe it's time for me

  • To (heh heh)

  • finally, finally

  • Make my diamond armor. Okay. I know I look very cool with my little things. right Klaus?

  • Yes, but it's it's diamond time. I think it's its diamond time.

  • God, I don't like spending. I like saving I'm a saver in case it wasn't obvious. All right armor chess plate Bing or

  • diamond boots bong

  • Diamond helmet ching-a-ling a ping a small and of course

  • I don't really need these but I guess I'll go with it for the aesthetic cover me and diamonds baby. Boom

  • boom boom boom

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  • SVEN!

  • Will give you a diamond armor if I could please

  • sit.

  • Didn't cost me that much. Look. It's still it's still filled as long as the diamond armory is filled

  • I am being grilled in diamonds. Okay, cool. I guess I'm just that rich, huh, gosh

  • I'm running a little thick on space here. uhh, Yeah

  • (what)

  • Okay

  • Uhh, So now we gotta enchant it it's not a coincidence that I'm level thirty right now, okay. I was planning this

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  • What do I wanna what is more important? I assume the chess place is more important fire protective unbreaking

  • What's better? Fire protect? Its pretty good, right? I don't know. I DunNO!

  • What do I get from the other ones protection three that sounds good. I'll do that. Depth strider?

  • What is that Google Depth strider right Now. Depth strider. Try there. The charm is speeds up how fast you can move under water

  • What water boots! ok cool, All right. Now, I got the link how much did that cost me?

  • Oh, I can only chant one and then I leveled down

  • Uhh,

  • Okay gamers. I'm gonna level up. I want good enchantment on my epic armor depth strider. That's awesome. Okay fine

  • We'll go you guys can't come no, no, no klaus. It's too dangerous for you in here. Do not follow me

  • Do not follow me klaus

  • Do not follow me. It's too dangerous. I improved the hub a little bit. So this is north south east

  • and west just so I know their locations, but there should be

  • ah, nether blocks. beebidie beep

  • boobiedie boop. babada bap! beebie de boop.

  • Three levels I can do that fast. I can do that faster than you say

  • bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

  • BLOP. Oh god, you said it already? Oh god, what do I do now?

  • This is so embarrassing where the Frick my quartz at? for those of you who are noobs at Minecraft

  • Not me just mine the quartz baby, you level up faster than you can say you level up fast

  • Thanks pewdiepie for the epic tip. How the Frick do you guys get in here? (

  • Go you're don't belong here. No pigs allowed.

  • Go back home to... Pig land. now

  • I'm not trying to do anything. I'm not trying to do anything. broX11

  • We're bros, right? were bros. Yeah, you came to my home you came to my home. Alright, you know what?

  • You know what, you know what you know what you know, you know, you know, oh my god, you like houses so much

  • Here, I'll make you one.

  • Have fun (bye steve.)

  • (evil laughter)

  • All right, we're back let's go back home torgan and smurgen and Sven. cool I was supposed to kidnap people

  • That was the point of this episode. Come on. Alright, Sven. Sorry. I got a little sidetracked. Look. I'm level 33 Klaus. Yes. Yes

  • Yes, yes. Yes. This is gonna be epic. I know I know legs or or helmet. I'll do chest place. Oh it requires more

  • Laplis. Oh my gosh. Why did no one tell me about the Laplis

  • Okay, fire protection. Nah fam, I ain't down with that. How do I get different enchantments?

  • I don't have time for Teepeepeepee. our legs. What do we get? What if we get come on unbreaking fine?

  • Protection four? Oh you get bonus?

  • Bonus (meme) Enchantment!. Damn

  • Protection FOUR? Wow. Okay, so I'm still over 30 so I can still do this fire protection

  • What else did they get? nothing. useless. pathetic. Alright, I guess we'll go with level two the last

  • Lame! Klaus I know I know but we look the same right? We look similar. We're not so different you and I all right

  • Oh, yeah, it's kidnapping time Klaus get on my yeah, that's right. Get on my shoulder

  • Sven you can come too. It's a party. It's gonna make sure I bring some food. That is definitely not what I did

  • I'm just worried Klaus is gonna fly into the lava like that Barbie does in that viral video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgavGowD_A

  • (snicker)

  • oh god. I needed a piston. Frick. How do you make them again redstone,

  • steel. and i need wood.

  • Now!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • I Built this contraption to make it easier. Okay. Alright gamers. Let's roll out. Oh

  • Look my sheep escaped

  • Surprise Pikachu face. Come on Sven. So I know there's a city nearby. It's not too far away

  • I just realized I don't needrgen. frick.

  • false alarm gamers. This would be a lot easier if people were still in this city

  • All right. We got to go boat Sven

  • Get in how fast is Klaus? not very you can do it Klaus just fly

  • Why can't you just get on my shoulder? So something I can click to get him on my shoulder?

  • You're not a dog Klaus. I've been tired of telling him. Oh

  • My gosh here we go. There's villages in the waters. Excellent. This is just what we want. Let's find water level

  • Cool, cool. We lost across you know

  • I take back what I said about this playthrough being over when sven dies. this place through is over when I die

  • When I'm fully stacked in diamond, okay?

  • It will officially be I'll be done officially gonna try to find the

  • Fortress today as well. I know that's a little difficult, but I want to try it. Oh you want to try it, please?

  • Okay, here we are at friendly City. Now, who should we kidnap?

  • Who should come with us?

  • Someone good, right? How about you?

  • useless

  • They want someone that we can trade with. Alright, leather guy. Nah

  • Gucci maker another Gucci maker, I guess like Gucci maker. It is good

  • Because what you can do is you can grab them and put them in boats and then you can row the boat on land

  • Just like you know what you're coming with me

  • Alright, do you have any choice in the matter? Hey, you want to leave you can leave anytime you want, baby?

  • Cue the Titanic music. No, don't do that. And we're off say goodbye to your friends

  • You will never see them again ever again from now on

  • oh god, Sun is setting we got to hurry up here. How do I get the thing up from the water?

  • That is the question, right?

  • And if I trying to support this guy, so now we're stuck right, but I think there's a simple Jedi mind trick

  • Ah Frick, that's not gonna work

  • Here, it needs to be here. Can you use this wiring underwater? There's redstone torch work it will work

  • It'll work for enough time

  • Okay, you just teleport now. What the hell. PUSH HIM!

  • Coming to save you buddy, don't worry

  • Close the door use the sponge. It's already dried out. Okay, great. Now wait, I'm underwater. How do I use the sponge?

  • Well all the water disappear, well that's easier

  • Lift them up. Oh god this creeper not near church

  • Not near meatball

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  • Big B word row row row your boat

  • gently...

  • Hey gamers, we got a new addition to the fam. ah Frick, There's people. don't Shoot! my kidnapper only I can shoot. AAAh!

  • I hate you all. I hate you all

  • HNNRNG

  • Okay, perfect.

  • aaaaaaannnnddd.

  • Kidnap successful. You're our new DJ

  • That's right. play this.

  • He doesn't even want to look at me listen, this is your job now, I don't care

  • Play that funky music. Come on. Let's hear it. This is obsessed with their what's happening over there. Okay gamers

  • I don't really know I need guidance. I need guidance what to continue

  • I need water sheep to tell me what to do, water Sheep, we have brought you a sacrifice

  • Hey DJ, play the sacrifice official song. We don't want to look that way

  • Please do this. Alright, DJ play the sacri- song of sacrificial

  • (Ding dong dong ding)oh water sheep

  • (Ding dong ding ding)Please accept our humble offering

  • (Ding dong dong Ding Dong Ding!)

  • *COMMITS CHICKEN DEATH*

  • Whoa, what is that?

  • Sven?

  • It's a book

  • It's called EPIC LOOT.

  • So there is a way to communicate. Thank you for your sacrifice

  • Please find a map to the nether fortress thingy. -water sheep. Oh my god

  • Thank you Water she-

  • Okay, so what we're gonna do sven, is we're gonna go out. this is this is water sheep, this is what he wanted.

  • uhh, we have these magma blaze rods and ender pearls. We have a lot of ender pearls for ones and

  • So I think you do this

  • I'm not sure and then you do

  • ooo0o0o0o

  • This *gasp* yes

  • All right, let's bring a couple because I think they break on the way

  • Sven you're coming with me. Should I bringrgan? smörgan?

  • Feel like I should bringrgan smörgan. I think I think two pets is well enough to bring okay

  • Sorry Klaus. Hold down the fortress. okay.

  • So last time we threw the ender pearl or the eye of ender it went that direction

  • So I think we should just start going there. So I want to throw it as little as possible

  • Okay, as long as it's not as far as the freaking mansion, oh god, it could actually be as far as the mansion

  • Oh god, I don't want to do that

  • at least

  • Then you know i'll leave Sven because I think we're gonna have to go far and I I can't do that to our walk again

  • I just can't damn that the Church of of sheep looks actually p retty good. All right sven. hold you guys hold down the fort

  • Us gamers must rise. It's just if we hit water it becomes such a problem. Oh

  • My gosh what happened here? All right, let's toss it

  • How do I do it again? Oh I did it I did it he went that way this wayrgan let's goooo

  • oooooo! (strange noises)

  • Did I pick it up I didn't pick it up I gotta pick it up each time

  • I think it's like a low chance of breaking or did I pick it up?

  • Oh gosh, I'm an idiot. I think there's water this way. It just hit me. This is the way to the jungle

  • *slurp* uuuuugggghhh

  • So the fortress will be somewhere in underneath the ground that's rightrgan

  • Where's it going this way? Oh god, we might have to go through the jungle. Let's do another toss

  • Well this way oh yeah, I build the bridge here before Oh God

  • so he doesn't tell you how far away so it could just I mean I

  • Could have two hours in front of me. Basically, at least it'll go quicker withrgan. Oh, here's another city

  • Oh, there's more people to kidnap here. Are they alive? Yes. Okay, we'll come back and kidnap Oh God. Can it be underwater?

  • alright

  • *bing*

  • It broke

  • Damn, dang it. I got it. I forgot to bring a boat as well

  • I make a boat for you. And I okay. You're too shubby, You can't go and both how I make boat

  • I forgot.

  • (muttering) sve-dontlie-jörgan!

  • At least add a leash

  • Let's go here

  • Such an awkward access as well to go that way then if we build a portal we have to make it like

  • bleep blip

  • Cuz I'm gonna do a portal on the way back. Oh gosh that never ends. There's the jungle

  • the yungul smungyl

  • This is the worst place ever to bring a freaking horse. Oh my gosh

  • Alright, I guess it's tossed time just to make sure we're in the right direction. Hopefully doesn't line in a tree or something

  • What? (you never played tuber simulator)

  • Excuse me. What?

  • What? Okay, so

  • We're getting close. We're getting closergan smörgan!

  • rgan smörgan sto-ta (what?)

  • That's a little temple there. Okay, let's check out what's inside. (bubble noises)

  • Got aqua infinity and stuff. Oh, these are rare. I know that now I've learned gamer has learned.

  • oh God, I'm gonna die. There was nothing in therergan. false alarm. Let's keep going. I on the prize baby eye on the prize

  • Let's throw that right there to throw it in here. Yeah frigate. Why not?

  • What where do you go? Oh

  • there

  • We are really close gamer another ikea bird Klaus. How are you doing Oh

  • Freaky landing here. So it's in the jungle again

  • This way don't break. frick! I'll have two left. Okay, here's nice and open. Come on

  • What? (you never played tuber simulator?)

  • it landed here...

  • we must be suuuuper close.

  • we should probably start digging soon.

  • I Think this is it it landed on top of me

  • Am I crazy or let's try from a distance. If it goes into the circle we'll know. why am I laggingrgan??

  • Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at that

  • We literally found this spot. Let me try that again. Look at that. It's here here. We found itrgen!

  • We found it. You stay there. Of course. It has to be in Water, right? Did I bring sponges?

  • No, because why would I am a gamer?

  • k, lets just not drown.

  • So I just dig like straight down how far deep can it be

  • Hey lava, it's kind of strangely lit up here. Probably lava, or I'm getting close.

  • oh my god

  • It went in so I should be able to find it quite easily then. Come on gamers

  • lets use our gamer brains. i dont like the sound of lava don't like very much

  • Got fully stack the diamond but lava is very tough looking for the fortress. Jörgen is cold outside

  • I think I freaking fou-. oh wait, It's my own staircase. I found my own staircase guys

  • Maybe it's just deeper. You know, I'm saying, you know I'm saying, okay. We're here monsters

  • I should be a good sign right because there has to be spawn monsters in caves.

  • oh, oh!

  • Yes!

  • wooo hooo hooo

  • ooohhh God, this is dangerous

  • There they are found you gamers come up, then. I ain't afraid I'm fully stacked

  • fully stacked fully stacked guess who's sta-

  • OH GOD THERES SO MANY!

  • aAAaaAaaaAAAaaaaAA!

  • Kill the babies! (why felix, why?)

  • don't think so, baby. Don't think- oh, he had a little carrot. Thank you

  • Okay, we got to be careful hair gamers don't think so gamers oh God

  • uhhh, uhh, oh, uh.

  • *BOOM*

  • oh, uhh,

  • EEEEUUUGHHHUUHHM. AAAAH

  • (im not subbing anymore grunts)

  • let-lit

  • Get away get away

  • *many-a zombie grunts*

  • They keep spawning

  • *more grunts*

  • *a little more*

  • AAAAAA

  • Blow up then blow up then

  • *buncha different mob noises*

  • *BOOM*

  • Blow up then

  • or not. Ha ha

  • Whoa

  • It's because my render distance is so low. Oh my god, this place is a nightmare dude. Oh my god

  • No

  • AAAAAAAA!

  • *BOOM*

  • Get away, shoo.

  • *Edgar and/or Maya Barking*

  • I think the door rang, frick. im in video game. Oh

  • My gosh, this place has so many more. Oh my gosh

  • No, not the chest, not the chest.

  • Oh this is bad.

  • Gosh I hate them. What what the Frick are you?

  • EWW!

  • Hedgehogs! ugh!. Let's give me the loot. That is crap loot. eye of ender, more like don't care

  • Why does this seem like a trap?

  • oh God okay cool now I'm locked in

  • Box this area off.

  • Another shest, Okay, I'll take I'll take are these like hidden doors or just nothing nothing?

  • Hedgehog! kill okay. So this is where we came from. Is this a secret room Oh

  • *i wont sub every single noise*

  • Don't do it creeper

  • God

  • He didn't have to die

  • This is intense

  • Yeah, they got villagers apparently you can cure them I'll come back and cure you buddy.

  • Oh, okay. This is a place in the beginning

  • Okay, we found the library

  • woah, where'd that come from?

  • Know there's a treasure in here. It's like a hidden treasure somewhere

  • There it is

  • Yay books. Oh, maybe they're good

  • efficiency 4, power 4, what is this?

  • Sharpness 3, blast protection, multi-shot efficiency, power, I could put this on my epic bow

  • Alright, I'll take I'll take maybe I'll come back later for all these books

  • But for now, this gamers got to find the main room and it ain't here

  • I'm sorry. Do you guys live here?

  • Wait, there's two there's two bookshelf rooms. Oh

  • There is

  • Well, I can go up here this is so cool there's a chest if only Sven would see this he'd be amazed

  • I can't wait to tellrgen

  • What is this crap? You serious? I never get good stuff. Did someone talk? Did someone talk don't think so. Whoa

  • what would

  • their hidden in the ground, they're like fake blocks or something. All right, we're getting close

  • english, help me.

  • How you doing in there, buddy

  • Babies.

  • God i hate them.

  • Gosh

  • What?

  • I've never seen the- you.

  • Whoa, another chest room.

  • Mean, I'll take it. could this be it? another chest.

  • i Don't want. could this be it? I think this is it.

  • My god, how big is this place? Oh my gosh, dude.

  • All right, that's a new strategy

  • oh My god this place never ends, I just steal torches on. All right. We're going deeper boys

  • I found it. This is a spawner

  • Cover it up

  • my last bit of torches

  • Hmm, there's already a couple in there. So what you do is

  • That make a little noises. Once this whole thing is covered the portal to the nether will open to the ender dragon

  • Oh my god, dude. You didn't think I would make it this far did you?

  • So we'll set up a portal somewhere here

  • what the frick

  • Either someone is fapping or there's some funky business going on.

  • Where is that fapping coming from?

  • OH MY GOD

  • AH! AH! AH!

  • (unintelligible muttering)

  • You're too cute to kill I'm sorry, I'm sorry

  • Yes, slime!

  • Yes, come to Poppy, snoppy. Moppy

  • dude

  • 9 slimes Frick. Yeah

  • Where I come from? Okay, let's get lit

  • So will this take me back home or will this take me because I can't leave withoutrgen.

  • Oh this connects to another portal. I made ok. Well that works out. This is my North portal strange

  • I don't understand how that works

  • Oh

  • See, this is my jungle portal. Oh, gosh, I gotta findrgen now. jörgen I'm back. Oh

  • My god, and I'm level 30 freak yet. Alright, let's just build just in case we need to come back here

  • I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Look how high I am

  • look how tall I am guess I'm not the little shorty anymore. jörgen

  • Look how tall I amrgen

  • Literally taller than the trees gamer

  • This is almost gonna be as impressive as Tower of Ikea and put a lantern up there at first now. That's just a waste

  • There we go

  • Oh

  • Ho I was a little nervous not gonna lie. heyrgen where's your leash?

  • Wait, are you telling mergen has been staying there without a frickin leash and you didn't run away?

  • What? (you never played tuber simulator?)

  • He could have ran away in the jungle he would have been impossible to find him. Oh my gosh

  • For Sweden!!!

  • Okay, we're gonna head back now. My portal is over here. I don't know why it ended up here. So confusing

  • Oh gosh, I don't have a leash. I do have slime I could make it. Uh, but the precious slime, uh,

  • fine

  • This is how much I love you. I hope this shows once and for all if there was any doubt

  • Don't need it. But I need your again. Freak. Damn it. Now. I'm very confused compensating. My house is over there

  • No, wait compass was freaked up. See there's the portal like what gosh. I'm so tempted to kidnap these guys

  • Oh my god. It's so beautifulrgen

  • I get teary-eyed every time I see it

  • the meatball of love. the meatball of friendship back and here we go gamers we're but

  • Nevermind no no sheep. No, sheep

  • Perfect what up gamers were back and we found thank you what their sheep

  • We found the portal play my favorite song DJ. We're fully kitted diamond

  • We found the last bit of the game. Everyone is here. It's an awesome time to be playing Minecraft

  • Thanks guys for watching another episode of Minecraft smash like and subscribe if you want more and

  • enjoyed and if you SuperDuper

  • Enjoyed why not support the channel get some epic merchants supportrgen support sven and all the time

  • Is that right for the worst DJ ever? alright, this is pewdiepie.

  • Signing off believe In IKEA tower and good things will come to you. Bye. Bye

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