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  • Good morning gamers!

  • That's right, Sven is here. It's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft

  • That's right Sven is here, it's a beautiful day and we're gonna play Minecraft

  • How did I become a Minecraft channel and everyone is on board with it if this video gets a million likes we're gonna make it

  • minecraft month no

  • I'm kidding or am I? Okay

  • So first of all, we have a lot to stuff to do today aren't we Sven? AAA I broke my ankle. Sven come on down from there

  • I've been getting a lot of tips from you guys from on the reddit and one of them was how you

  • Change to a Swedish banner flag. So we're gonna make that because I made a lot of epic upgrades to the house

  • Isn't that epic Sven? He's so excited. He's leaving me look at that. That's beautiful his friend

  • Hey, he doesn't he want to look at me.

  • Uhm, I accidentally killed his

  • Boat cows friend. He's like, "I'm not making eye contact with you"

  • I'm sorry, he had to die

  • Right Sven?

  • Sven agrees. Okay. So we're gonna make the banner there's one thing I want to do first is because as you can see

  • minecraft cow's lot of sound (subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)(sorry for any mistake)

  • Let them free. God, it's lagging

  • There's always something else to do in this game god damn it

  • Ehhhh- also this series got a shout-out from the god of Minecraft, Notch himself. Thank you Notch for watching

  • Okay, I'm done. I'm done. Okay, you ga-gamers get to eat now. Here you go. Here you go

  • You get to eat you get to eat you all get wheat you all get wheat. Just calm down

  • I know it's very- look there plenty of space but come on space. They're moving

  • If they had- if they didn't have space they wouldn't be moving. Am I right gamers?

  • Oh my god - OH!

  • *laughs*

  • The game froze, what happened?

  • *laughs*

  • NO! NO!

  • Ooo I almost let them out. Okay, so I have this new system

  • Double gate gamers. Get out of the way cow double gate.

  • Ok gamers, You're free

  • You're free be free. Oh my god

  • *laughs while being drowned by hundreds of sheep*

  • Yeah

  • Oh my god, there's so many of you

  • Look there's plenty of space. I'm so generous

  • Now where were the ones I let out I want to kill them look at that beautiful beautiful isn't that beautiful Jeorgen

  • Jeorgen, I'm speaking to you. Hello. What are you doing? Oh God. Okay. I'll kill the mom

  • Okay, so there is actually a reason I did all that

  • Which we'll get to in a second. I just need to organize my inventory. Oh wow

  • This is look good Felix, and I also built a fence. So Sven can't die from the lava

  • Don't worry gamer. If Sven dies this playthrough is over

  • Okay. So the reason why we need

  • it's because apparently this is

  • Redstone which activates stuff so if I happen to put down a dynamite

  • It would activate the dynamite and therefore my house would blow up which is not good in Minecraft

  • Generally, you want to avoid blowing up your house. That's the pro tip from a veteran gamer. You guys are welcome if we cut the

  • Sheep. We can make wool which we can make I'm like doing the Swedish accent on ironically at this point chop chip chip chip

  • Chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chicken. Come on, we would all ship ship ship ship

  • *snip snip snip*

  • I don't care what Peter says I don't care. You will ship your Winship

  • (Oh god the lag 3x)

  • This is what you created PETA if I can't kill them

  • overpopulation will happen

  • *sheep casually walks through fence gate*

  • DON'T ESCAPE

  • No one escapes if anyone else tries it

  • That's what I thought. Okay gamers. Now we have wooL. What the Frick are you doing?

  • (PETA wants to know you location)

  • That's what you get and that same thing will happen to you one day

  • If you ever make it out of there wish you won't by the way your doom there for eternity

  • That's right. Let's also make sure we

  • pay our respects

  • Ok, ok gamers. Ok. So now we have a Frick ton of wool

  • But we need to dye it obviously, I think you use flowers to dye

  • So we need yeah

  • We need blue and red yellow obviously and I think I want to make the carpet black, which will you get from?

  • Why am I talking on ironically about this? And why are you on ironically my cheek? I

  • Think you get the black from the squids, which I will kill now watch me gamers. Do you swim faster next to dolphins?

  • I didn't realize that there used to be a million squids here. What the Frick?

  • Stupid fish ruin my life

  • But you get fish show me where the squids are. What are you doing Sven? (Sven: I go into boat)

  • God fuck it

  • Alright fine fine. You can just take over. Why are you not dead?

  • Go away.

  • I will frick you, I'll frick a skeleton. You have bones. I like it!

  • Oh, yeah, and I caught a dolphin I remember is it still here what?

  • The dolphin escaped it was down here. I swear

  • What the hell it why did the dolphin escape -

  • Why my dolphin not working? Lol? Ok gamers. This is an epic moment is an epic moment

  • Uh-huh, he agrees

  • Hello there fellow tradesmen

  • What are you selling?

  • Whoa, I need those

  • God don't spit. I think I need the time but they're so expensive

  • Shut up Jo - shut - I'm thinking I'm thinking. Okay. How much do they cost?

  • A bucket of tropical fish dude, I can get a tropical fish I go get a tropical fish be right back

  • Yeah, man, I can't play this game for two seconds without getting distracted. I have other stuff planned this episode

  • They wasn't supposed to go this way Oh God get the money get the money

  • I feel like I just ran into the ice cream truck or some thing

  • I'm gonna get a goddamn bucket of fish and it's gonna be awesome

  • bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish bucket of fish

  • Come on bucket of fish. Oh, he's still here. Thank God. I got a piece so bad weird bucket of fish is waiting

  • All right bucket of fish man.

  • I'm sinking as I'm talking... It's really annoying

  • Can heat cheap gravity I get two bucket of fishes and I'll get these

  • because I know I can do something with them two bucket of fish and

  • Now comes the best part the murdering

  • That's right. Give me back my money. Oh god, they're spitting stop it

  • Stop it. I didn't do anything. I'm innocent. I am 100% innocent what you just witness was

  • He hacked your eyes

  • God, damn it. Why would you spit on me?

  • Why would you spit on me?

  • I spit on you I took

  • Filthy collections. I spit on you and your mother

  • Jeorgen would never spit on me. Okay, so we're gonna - I'm looking for squids. That's why I came here

  • stupid squid DDD

  • Where are you? I will find you squids

  • Whoa, what is this?

  • Whoa, this is literally in my house and I've never seen it

  • Nunnally freaky-deaky, what is this?

  • Okay, I'm drowing oh god I keep getting distracted we were supposed to make a Swedish banner god dammit

  • Why is this in my backyard who put this here? I've never seen these blocks before

  • Allah what there's people down there. Ah

  • Water people why you live there? However, never noticed this back off water people

  • All right, what do people got pooped on is there a chest down here or something

  • *LE GASP* There's a chest down here!

  • And it's garbage, although there is a treasure map. Am I actually full again? I don't need that. What was I doing?

  • The flag Felix. Okay, fine. We'll do the flag. All right, Jeorgen you're coming with me. We're gonna pick flowers

  • It's picking flowers with my best bro Jeorgen time. All right, I need you did. Why can't I go oh

  • He's on the leash. I'm sorry again.

  • I was like why is it not working? There you go

  • Now we can go oh my god nothing like picking flowers with your best bro ain't it. Okay blue is well perfect

  • Absolutely epic

  • If we could find red as well, that'd be oh

  • Yeah. Oh, yeah there again today is our day

  • It's gaming week

  • Possibly gaming month Jeorgen. Think about that like minecraft is probably the only gaming where I would actually enjoy picking flowers

  • But it's so nice, isn't it?

  • You ruin everything

  • Don't ever look at Jeorgen again. Okay, we got plenty of red dye. This is perfect. Stop stop in the name of Lord

  • You don't want to go to my prison. I did you a favor. Oh

  • It's Enderman. Oh

  • It's no dammit. I know I'm supposed to kill them because of the ender dragon

  • But that's all I know the pearls are something. Anyway, I think we have our stuff we'll head back

  • It's gaming week. I thought they looked cool. Okay, they're like glowing stuff. It's epic carpet

  • Right, so how do we okay just like that cool

  • We're making the dye youtube de monetization bought just picked up me saying the bad word. Okay, cool

  • So now we have red wool. This is epic

  • Do I know how many I need absolutely not we'll just go buy the floor bing-bam-boom bing bang bong Bing bong

  • You know, I need your knee when

  • BIM BAM boom next we make the banner. Okay, so I have to follow the tutorial you guys made

  • First, we make a banner

  • And it has to be blue. So we need six of the blue light blue

  • No dark blue Frick it I need three more. I have two more

  • Frick it. Oh, yeah, the reason about the shells because I know you can combine it with heart of the sea

  • That's all I know clearly all I know. Oh, yeah. These can make blue dye. Perfect. Ah

  • That's not a design flaw. That's a feature. Thank you. One two three

  • Epic gamer can't you see

  • I make me a blue flag-ie

  • epic

  • Okay, so we do one two, three one two, three and then stick BAM

  • We got ourself a banner now we have to do

  • Ruling what is it called?

  • Ruling. Yes

  • looming

  • Okay, we need ship chop your horse. Nope, Oh loom, I told you loom

  • Okay, we can loom here this will be looming station very epic I need to see well to do looming

  • Epic we need a yellow dye. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay yellow dye

  • *quality sound effects*

  • We got it all gamers Swedish flag time

  • so we put this here and we put this here and we click the key and

  • BIM BAM beem beem boom. Boom. Boom go away ugly banner by the way, ugly what banner go away shoosh shoosh

  • Banner, uhhh

  • There it is. Okay, it's gone and it's gone and boom

  • Yea-yah

  • *happy noises*

  • Oh, that's epic, I love it that's cool.

  • Oh God, I should have gone with you. I should have done yellow here that oh my god. I got it. Alright gamers

  • Then no I did not just do with a diamond pickaxe. Don't worry about it. You guys have to worry about every detail

  • Whatever I use a shovel Bing bong Bing Bing bong. Damn. This looks good

  • Damn, that looks good

  • Okay. Alright, I

  • Think we should do blue here actually, this is what minecraft is all about color coordinating

  • something only gamers will understand

  • Bing-bam-boom

  • Yeah, it's got to be like that gamers. We got to make the bed match of course and Sven's sleeping pad

  • Throw my old bed in the fire. No big deal

  • Man

  • Dark wood bed that might be epic

  • Alright, there it is. I'll hide when you hold that. It's so tiny and then BAM beautiful

  • Let's not forget about Sven's sitting cushion bean bomb

  • Cute! If Sven leave the boat? You could actually enjoy it

  • So the reason I kept this is cos it's a burek and it's a very Swedish famous tree, I think

  • Maybe not. I think every country has a killer. Okay. Well, whatever gamer. Oh, right. I forgot about my bucket of fish

  • There's too much happening in this game I can't keep up

  • Where should I keep my bucket of fish?

  • Maybe here in the little pond. There you go bucket of fish

  • All right. I'll find a better use for you later. Oh god, don't tell me this runs out in the water. No, it isn't I

  • Don't I don't trust you guys

  • Now now now now but now tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical

  • No, I punched a fish. I'm so sorry. What do you have the one go come back here you tropical son of a snake

  • I pay good money for you fish. I will do with you as I please

  • All Right, I won't go here for now. Okay, so if you thought that was it that was not it, okay

  • we have many epic things to do because

  • I'm so obsessed Jesus Christ

  • AAAAAA

  • They're attack-onizing (?)

  • They set up a trap

  • You go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep it's really cool Easter egg

  • Just click on the bed just click on the bed ha ha he did it idiot a pig on top

  • Ok, so I'm a I figured out since you guys told me

  • But there's eight blocks in the narrowed around in

  • IRL that I can make a portal to new places that I want to go to

  • I know IQ 5,000 as long as I don't get attacked here. We should be alright, so we have this portal which goes to

  • *portal sounds*

  • Epic place. Hello. Thanks for welcoming me

  • So I found this city. I never explored it yet, but it looks so cool. They got like

  • houses in the mountains and

  • They are all depressed

  • It's awesome. They're just like me. We're totally fitting in. Hello

  • Okay

  • Hippity-hoppity your money is my property as we say in sweden. This is why they depress everyone's taking this stuff. I didn't do anything

  • I swear I didn't do anything. All right, what else more money?

  • It's poor people. Oh poor people. Don't worry if you're matter, but if you're mad at me

  • Oh, they have Jeorgen. Is there no one to trade here. There's really then there's no reason for me to

  • Build that portal thing, but I spent so long

  • Hello, does anyone that want to trade they're all just a bunch of poor people oh my god

  • It's a tiny alcohol - a creepy notch would not have come up with us. Not saying I don't like them all I'm saying

  • It's not should not have made them. All right, what about the ones in the mountain? Maybe that's where the epicness?

  • You guys do anything any day all day pop-pop. Yep

  • Hippity-hop Vinny. Hey, look I have the bucket. I don't have the bucket. All right you win this time cat?

  • You win this time. Look how cute they designed it that ones have a hat. Maybe that one can trade. Hello hat man. Ow

  • Broke my leg. It's fine hat man hat man trades wheat! I have so much wheat. I'm gonna be rich

  • Okay, the portal was worth it. There's one thing I thought about

  • Because I always have to look for them. Right is it mean if I lock them in?

  • So I don't have to look for them all the time, right?

  • Okay, cool. So now I'll find him easier more easily

  • Perfect. You just stay there epic. All right, let's check the top. Hippity hoppity Hippity hoppity

  • Whoa. All right

  • Better not be a trap

  • Okay

  • Flowers for Joergen. It's actually a nice house

  • Like I would like to live here. Maybe we'll will emigrate with Jeorgen one day to a new place

  • All right

  • We're going to sleep because there's another thing around here that I have never seen before and that is my gamers

  • We'll get to it in a sec

  • It's got oh, it's a is that a church does I mean that there's a god of Minecraft. Of course. There's

  • Notch must be inside here

  • Notch-ie. Hello? What is this? Brewing stand?

  • They got colored gLaSs?

  • What? (yOu NEvEr pLayED tubEr SimULATOR?)

  • They got torches. This is awesome. The city's cool. I like this city Oh epic I want to

  • Lock him in as well actually when I just dig underneath him. No stop

  • Don't escape. There you go. Enjoy enjoy the whole since but this here so we find you enjoy the whole have fun

  • I'll trade with you later

  • I'll let you out if you trade with me

  • hippity hop with a hello Jeorgens

  • Here you go have Apple

  • There you go. Enjoy. See they have a road and stuff

  • It's awesome as gamers know whenever there's a pretty utopia. There are other people that want to take part of it

  • Where is it? There? It is. See they have the this is I never seen this

  • But it's an enemy camp look at them. So we're gonna go absolute sicko mode right now

  • I'm gonna set up a little

  • Defense maybe here. Oh

  • God, they're coming

  • Don't shoot don't shoot you will never get past my defenses. AAA. Frick

  • *most intense minecraft battle*

  • How can you shoot backwards? Oh, they keep coming

  • Wow, ok easy. There's a lot more of them though

  • Come on gamers

  • Like I just try to 360

  • This is gonna take all day, I should just go for it

  • Sicko mode sicko mode. Oh you're charging

  • Oh the cactus ha ha gaming week gaming week. I'll kill them all

  • I don't care what it takes

  • You're all gonna die

  • Gaming week

  • Gaming week

  • Too slow - OW ok all right

  • If you guys get along then maybe you can kill me but you can't because you suck

  • Yeah

  • Should we blow it up. Do I have TNT I'm tempted to just go back and get oh

  • God there's more this must be the leader

  • Where you from Lidl?

  • Dude he dropped the crossbow. I never had them. Look at me. Haha. Oh, I hear more of them

  • I think they respawn

  • Okay, we've got it we've had our advance our way inside alright pirates bring your A game

  • Or your B game actually don't think no think just kill bye. Oh

  • Whoa, Bottle o' enchanting. What is that? Okay. I'll take a game. Oh damn they all respawn

  • Oopsie, I think they're angry. Can I blow up their place though? I legit want to oh, he's getting dangerous. Oh, oh, oh

  • Time to bounce later gamer

  • Home Sweden home

  • okay, so I

  • Have all this rotten flesh. I knew I hain't knew saving up all this useless stuff. What's gonna be worth it? I

  • Just realized I googled how to make dynamite

  • FBI is gonna find me guys

  • oopsie gunpowder, which I have

  • Oh my god. Oh my god

  • No wonder my game is lagging

  • All right. I just needed to do a dynamite test. So I think if I remember you could use redstone

  • that's like a fuse do I lit it or

  • Hmm

  • Maybe I can is it one of these the torch and I hit it with the torch Oh

  • Yep

  • Okay

  • Wait what what is happening?

  • Read I think I'll read a comment about this I didn't think it would happen. Oh god guys were raided what is happening?

  • Is it hard? I think people said it was hard. You guys will help me, right?

  • Now they're all freaking out. They don't want to trade with me now

  • Frick I'm not ready for this. I'm ready to pull up. Oh, there they are. There they are

  • Oh, wow, stone guy is killing it Duke

  • Don't worry guys. Don't worry eye protection. Oh, sorry. I almost hit him

  • Don't kill the hat man

  • Get out of the bed

  • Did it

  • Wait what it continues? Oh

  • God charge my crossbows. Oh god, they mean business chief says, oh my god, dude

  • They got axe people. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm dead. There's only one way out. This is not even my city

  • oh god, I

  • Swear I had so much food God the iron golem is not helping. Well, thank God. I protected them

  • Yeah, what'd I say you thought it was cruel bring it it's gone that deuces Lauda Tammy

  • It's a leader

  • Bring it

  • Thank God the baby made it

  • I'll barricade him. So no one can kill the child. Oh

  • My god, he's alive thank God. All right. Goodbye the last oh

  • God it's another raid. I can't deal with this

  • We're gonna have to get the big guns out. Oh, they're coming from the other side. Holy freaky Mickey. What is that? Oh,

  • It's gonna have to go boom

  • Whoa, whoa relax

  • I'm not I didn't sign up for this. I did not sign up for this. I did not sign up for this

  • This is not my city. This is not my battle. No one said anything about giant freaking bulldozers. Just want me to

  • Come on Raiders. Oh, it's only the bulldozers are left. Oh god, how how how

  • Okay range range battle

  • Oh

  • God it sees me

  • I'm sorry. Sorry poori

  • Oh god, it's got a lot of help

  • And I'm gamers a

  • Holter. Oh, this is bad. Jeorgen where are you?

  • AAAAAAAAA

  • I'm out of arrows freaky. Okay. I have a gamer plan. I have a gamer plan Oh

  • God

  • Gamer oh

  • Wow, you're really angry, aren't you?

  • Ah

  • Oh my god, yeah. Oh

  • My god Oh

  • Ooooh enchanted

  • Oh he died

  • God it keeps going I can't do more they got wizards and stuff this time. I'm sorry wizard

  • Actually gonna die how long does his last how do I cure poison?

  • This is the most intense battle I have ever done in my life

  • NOOOO

  • Damn it

  • Why am I here? Oh because I slept in the bed. Oh my god. I'm an idiot or a genius question mark

  • Freaking one shot at me dude. Oh

  • My god, that's where it went Oh

  • No

  • Are you kidding me? These freaker's are correct. They're crazy. They one shot you go. Oh

  • he went through two that's

  • Kidding me my stuff is right there

  • Jesus Christ

  • Luckily I do remember the way home. It's just very far

  • Oh

  • Boy, what a day. It's not over yet. The battle is still on. All right, I have to make so much new stuff. Oh

  • God if only the pigs could help me. Okay, they should be over there. Oh my god. They are look at that butt, dude

  • Okay, maybe I can push him off

  • You kidding me and I respawn here because I forgot to sleep

  • Oh my god, yes. Yes

  • Ye-he-he-essss

  • That's the best thing that could ever happen. Oh no, I'm so out of logs, dude

  • He's blowing up my bridge

  • D I E

  • Want my stuff back

  • Yes

  • No another I can't do another I'm done

  • How long this is keep going? Oh

  • My god what they're writing them now

  • They really want they really want blood

  • I'll give them that

  • This is a bit more than I bargained for

  • Jesus Lord

  • It's over Anakin I have the high ground

  • Don't do it we can be friends don't shoot

  • *Intense focus*

  • If I stand really low

  • He shoots himself. Yes. Yes

  • Gaming I did it. I did it

  • Oh

  • Free you're free to go you're free to live. You're free to you're free. I save your people. Ow

  • The child Oh No, well Jeorgen is - Jeorgens are okay

  • What the Frick is this

  • I'm fun in hell. What the Frick?

  • And we're back home

  • very

  • Epic that's it for me for now smash like for more minecraft, and I'll see you guys next time

  • Bye!

  • What you never played 'tuber simulator???

  • You know, it's fun, right? I'm not supposed to give my opinion

  • But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not not convinced yet. Okay

  • I'll cut you a deal the game is available for free and that's a great price

Good morning gamers!

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