and grab your pickaxe cause it's Minecraft Time

isn't that right, Sven?

Sven agrees, excellent!

We made a lot of changes to the- not really, I just got uhh

these items on the wall? So like now I know what's in each thing,

pretty epic :D thank you guys for giving the tips

Also, I'm fricking rich now.

*cute pewds happiness noises*

Isn't that right Sven? We are super rich.

Yes we are!

You're not getting anything.

Alright, there's one thing I wanted to do, uhh...

Yes, yes wait it's coming. Sven, don't worry.

You guys told me you can dye his collar, if you just add a dye on it and click on it.

So like...

Oh my god! Sven! You look amazing. Seriously.

So good. Here you go. Love you.

Uhh, what else? What else?

We got llama, and...

m... mooc?

And water cow!

Water sheep is still here, of course.

Water sheep, you wouldn't think about escaping, would you?

(Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa!)

That's what I thought.

YOU NEVER SPEAK UNTIL YOU'RE SPOKEN TO! BE QUIET!

Garbage. You're trash.

You're subhuman trash.

YO!

I've been making sure to feed him so he doesn't despawn.

Uhh...

Just enough to keep him alive. There you go. DON'T!

Give me hearts.

Uhh, what else? Joergen's here,

cow is here, llama here,

very epic time!

Oh, yes, you guys told me you can just place a carpet.

You don't have to have a gate. Just put a carpet.

Nice... nice job Notch,

you dummy thicc.

Uhh, we also have, pigs now I guess.

I don't know. This is pretty boring.

There you go, there you go.

Also chickens! Hello chickens!

Sorry, I forgot your food!

Oh, no, you're gonna starve! Oh, this is so sad.

Oh yeah, and you guys told me how to fix the farming with the pumpkins and the cactuses,

Because uhh,

You have to place a block spare one.

So now, business is good.

Buisness is good.

And I'm not gonna lie, this Minecraft veteran knows what he's doing.

I remember I want to burn down this tree because it's in the way and it's super annoying. Hello. There you go burn

Epic burn time. Oh

Yes, I wanted to do this as well. So you guys told me

Sven What Are You Doing There!

Guys, oh god, I shouldn't be walking around with this in my head

Sven come in please. I need to make a banner Oh, perfect. I have six. Okay, uno dos tres Quatro says

Your mother is a place

Sexy ladies, okay

Give me cotton and then Bing bong Bing bong. Listen, I remember because I

Minecraft before you be quiet. What? Oh, we work. Okay, cool

Yellow dye yellow. Dye yellow. Dye

Where is my yellow? Dye. Hello?

How are you?

That's not gonna be enough. Where is it? Hi, how are you? Is this gonna be enough Bing bong?

Huh? What happen?

Are you okay?

Huh? Eat potato. suburficnv Oh, there you go. Okay. Okay. Gosh. Be careful. It's a court

I'd put a carpet here. Just sit sit sit

Good boy, okay, and we make Swedish banner and then apparently I can do this. Oh

Oh, yeah gamers. Oh, yeah, its gaming week god. Damn. We look good. Can I see it? Yeah me and the boys

Me and the boys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah x-men, please

Look at this. Look at this dude. That's awesome. Thanks for all the tips guys

Now we do have some plans for today and it's gonna be pretty epic

Because if you remember last episode we had a little problem with some Raiders they're gonna die, basically

And I might make dynamite okay, I think I remember a

Bing bong Bing bong bong and Bing bong bong bong be okay cool

Then I would bring you with me, but it's gonna be pretty dangerous

All right gaming week. Let's freakin get it

Should I make Gucci pants everyone keep saying I should make Gucci pants. All right. Let's make Gucci pants

I didn't want to make Russia pants for a very long time. What's a green guy? Kelp? Maybe your nose? Oh, hello

Kelp is kelp a green guy. Let's check it out. No, it isn't. I need the green Gucci pants

I can't go on an adventure without Gucci pants how to make green Gucci pants green. Dye cactus

Oh, I have those Bing bong Bing bong

Let's get that mill and die. Wait what you never

You cook the cactus so this is a Gucci visit, huh? Whoa, you can cook cactus blast protection fire protection

Okay. So, how do you make leather armor?

boom

Okay gamers. Okay. Okay. Okay gamers bing bang bong

My fat slum here we go. Why did I make it green blue would be so much cooler. What am I doing? I

Mean it is Gucci though

Fine. Okay, fine. I'll change them in I'll change I'll change I'll change. Okay, okay

All right

me and the boy

ready for some adventure Oh

Red around. All right. We'll see how this guy's

Hold down the fort for me Sven. Oh, there it is. We're gonna blow it up

gonna blow it to smithereens

baby with this fish

That's right. Okay, so maybe if I run okay, the plan is I Russian I block out all the exits. I

Set up the bomb and then I blow it up in front of them so I can see their tears while I do it

Look at them look at idiots, but they're talking about dumb stuff

okay, here we go, which way to

Get out of my way gamers boom don't think so

The back Oh

Joe tada, okay. So we want one on each floor right Bing boom. Boom BAM

Cheney ah what slight problem in the matrix? I can't put redstone downward gamer week kidding me. Yeah

Yeah, it works. Look gamers. It works

Okay

We've got to get rid of this stairs now, I've got angry they're

Dumb nothing's gonna save you nothing

There's another bomb here then I don't know

How about of redstone

It's gonna be a short fuse boys

it's gonna be if

It's gonna fit your feet

Okay, okay. All right gamers

It's gaming week

What happened nothing happened

Bhandari

Defense defense II Oh God. I thought I blew it up. We've been set up. It was a trap cheap subscribe

That's a lot of them. It's alright, it's gaming week. Ah

Cricket, okay. Oh my god. There's so many she believer Swedish feedback

She says okay. Okay. Okay new plan new plan the plan new plan

I'm scared Thanks. So many, okay

Here we go, here we go, they didn't explode

Let's go

Gaber got rekt

Give me all your stuff. Oh whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, look they dropped cactus. I

Gamers time to bounce hoes mad hoes man. Okay. I think that was pretty successful

Jurgen it was amazing. I wish you could be there so much

Okay, we're gonna stock up on hay and meat because we are gonna head out

I really want to go on an adventure with Jurgen and Sven together and you guys told me that you can put

Then and Jurgen with you on a boat, so I'm like, okay. Well, that's a big so Sven

Pack up your best smile

cuz today

We ride together

Let's see. Is there a direction? I haven't had it yet like a headed sow, maybe we should try this directions

So when you come up with us, right?

What are we gonna find who knows epic gaming adventure water awesome

So, I think I have to put the leash on

Jurgen okay spent in the boat in the boat you go

Go in the boat Sven. It's safe. Don't worry. There you

Go yet

Come back

Gosh, damn it. Okay, and now I go inside. Is he still in? Yes. Oh my god

Does it work? Oh my god. Yes

Oh

Heck yeah me and the boys own adventure I think I've been there

Maybe I should just head south you okay, you're again, let me know if you won't break Swedish Viking

Discovers new lands. Oh, man. I want to find our underwater temple. That was so cool

I know they are in the game, but I never found one

again

You're getting no no you're getting here again here again, what are you doing the lasso Oh God, but

Yard again, please. I thought you were safe

like God

At least when stays in the boat, can we get a lifejacket for cement please?

We found the sunken ship gamers

With magma blocks, we found a sunken temple. Okay, this is perfect then

Stay in the boat

do is practice you're gonna

Stay in the same first we discover the what? Oh my god

Whoa, it could be dangerous inside

Well, I never gotten these materials before could this be a water temple man? I'd be so happy

This is a ruin isn't it? No treasure if I can't get every gamer loot then don't waste my time

Isn't that right here again? Yeah, there we go - see this is what I'm coming

Okay. All right, it's good for your again. Maybe not for me anything else? There's usually two

All right gaming must go on

Loot or without load. It's not about what we find. It's about having fun guys. Don't worry

We'll find the gamer Lou. Oh

Epic. Oh

Heck yeah. All right Jurgen. You can come with me Sven. Stay in the boat

Guard the boat Sven. So this is how I got so rich

Because these you can get a ton of hay from a wreath or whatever

I just stole I just sold everyone's wheat and sold it to them and they paid me bunch of money

stinks everyone

Hi gamers

Just want your stuff. You see we grab these and we resell them. Just give me one moment. Hello, sir wanna do business?

Okay epic

Pleasure doing business with you god damn. These guys are rich

Unlike these poor cities I keep going to oh

Look the stoners having a bat that's cute

Are you enjoying? Okay, never mind, then. It's getting dark. Maybe I should sleep here

What up gamers? Did you sleep? Well, here's okay

Alright we head out

You're gonna see a little scared of the water but it's safe don't worry we're looking for water temple. We will find water temple Oh

Found one

It's your again gonna be okay if I leave him in the water what happens to your again?

Does he go down with me? Let's swim here again our

Car is dangerous Jurgen back off back off back off

Whoa

Get him Sven. Oh

He dropped gold heck. Yeah just here for the loot gamers out. There. There is none y'all get my god

Yeah, you're scaring Sven here again

Come back boy

Even in the water, that's literally physically impossible what you just did come here. We're not leaving Jurgen. We're not leaving

It's better if you've got you know what you're getting one would never do this

Subscribe. Hey looking at a city we can do stinks in

alright gamers wait by the boat Jesus Christ the rich

Now okay now I can afford buying Gucci pants instead of making them instead of making fake ones this is amazing

What is there a pirate ship in your city what

This is even oh my god

That's crazy

Boners mean there's a cat. Oh my god. Yes. I've been carrying our fishes just so I can tame you. Hey kitty

You're going in the bucket. I

See you got to sneak up to the kitties. Hey, hey kitty

Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

What this?

Maybe we need to paralyze it first

Hey kitty kitty kitty kitty, where do you go

You didn't see anything

It can't be no witnesses. So it's dark now, but I think that might actually be better because now we can see

The water if it lifts up

Whoa, look at that, dude

Whoa, whoa, okay. It's a harpoon guy. Oh god, I can't deal with harpoon guy Oh God

All right, it's gaming time Oh God, Joergen

Be brave be brave Joergen

Jesus Oh

We'd actually hit me damn it

Rosie come up coward Oh God. Hey, you're good. I'm done. I'm done

This is not okay, okay

All right gamers

First first you're again. There you go second-year again