Minecraft. How many episodes until I become an official Minecraft channel... NOW,

我的麥塊影片已經多到

Some new things has happened.

快要讓這個頻道變成真正的麥塊頻道了

Do you remember that vendor that I was like, "Should I kill him?" And everyone said "Yes", but I didn't do it?

有些新東西出現了

Well, I killed him.

還記得那個流浪商人嗎？

*laughs*

就是那個我問說「我應該殺掉他嗎」

And now his llamas, oh, they finally stop spitting at me! Oh thank God, they kept spitting at me.

你們說「快殺」，但我卻沒有殺的那個

Oh, we're friends now, that's awesome. So I have their leashes, wish I could use on Jørgen.

好啦，我把他殺掉ㄌ

What up boat cow? oH, I'm riding llama!! Oh, oh, yeah!

(笑)

Miiinecraft! ( subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom)

然後這些羊駝們...

*laughs*

喔喔喔他們終於不再對我吐口水了！

This is aWEsoMe!

天啊 他們之前一直對我吐口水 ：(

*breathes in*

喔 我們是朋友了ヽ(●´∀`●)ﾉ

Okay... OH

太棒了，我能把他們的疆繩用在Joergen身上

There's another thing I want to do. Okay. So look at this, gamers. I was like...

船船牛牛，怎麼ㄌ？

I was like, "Oh yeah my storage. It's getting a little cramped." So I make

喔喔喔！！我在騎羊駝欸！

EPIC storage. That's right, gamers. Now, I have plenty of space to store all my dirt.

喔！喔耶！

*laughs*

Minecraft(ﾉ>ω

I also have lava dispenser which I can just toss bad things into, this is very respectable.

(笑)

It just takes me a while to find

這真的太棒ㄌ！！

What I is I need to find? All right. Don't worry about it. Ah, here it is. Name tag.

(笑)

So a lot of you been saying that I can put a name tag on Joergen and I'm like, "That's epic."

OK....

Joergan... How I put name tag on you? Take it, it's a friend!

我還想做另外一件事情

Joergan, don't make me hur- NOOO! AHHH! I'M SO AAA!

跟你們展示一下

SORRY! Quick... Joergen, he must heal, he must heal!

我想說....

Eat it! You need to eat something, you're gonna die! :(

我想說「我的儲藏空間有點滿了」

Stop spitting! Oh, I need an anvil... Anvil. Can- I can't make an anvil.

所以我做了一個

How I make anvil? Iron ingot... Block of iron

超棒的儲藏室

*gasp* NANI?

沒錯，所以我現在有足夠的空間來儲藏我所有的泥土

One, two... Woah.

(笑)

These are so pretty... Okay. So it's like this. Alright. Look at this gamer. Anvil, baby!

我還蓋了一個岩漿垃圾桶

Smash like if you're a gamer and you knew how to make an anvil from head.

讓我可以把不要的東西丟進去

What... BAM! It's nametag time bros. Okay, uh... this

這樣比較體面一點

Alright, he should be called...

找這個東西要一下子...

"Joergan". Enchantment cost? WhAt? How do I get a- jEr- wha- What?

我找一下，不用擔心

What?

啊！找到了，「命名牌」

I did it! Joergan, you're gonna have a name! This is historical moment. Oh wait It was supposed to be Joergan II! God damnit

很多人跟我說 我可以把命名牌加在Joergen身上

What is enchantment cost? What am I paying my soul? Here you go Joergan, Joergan #2!

然後我就會說「這太棒了」

yeEAh!!

Joergen，我該怎麼幫你命名？

Eat some whEAt! Alright so surely- Oh, wow. Llamas are... EW. Yo, you're so close

拿著，這是你的小伙伴！

Go away. Did we not love each other?

Joergen，不要讓我.....

I think this situation is getting a little out of hand.

啊啊啊啊！！我很抱....RRRRRRR

Guys, please... One at a time, one at a time. I'm so generous. Look at this.

對不起O_Q

Jesus Christ dude!

快RRRRR

Joergan!

Joergen，你需要治療

Stop it >:(

你需要治療O_Q

Now... I know for a fact that Joergen isn't gonna run anywhere.

吃下去！！你一定要吃些東西！

That's amazing. And Joergen look, you have frieNd!

你快死掉惹！

...You say another word to me... and it's the axe. *dramatic sounds*

不要再吐我口水ㄌ...

Okay, cool. So today we're gonna do EPIC adventure, we're gonna go through nether portal! Okay, gamers.

喔.....我需要一個鐵砧

It's portal time!

ㄊㄧㄝˇ ㄓㄣ... 我不能合成鐵砧嗎？

*epic portal sounds* wooWahwoOwuh

我要怎麼合成鐵砧？

**PANIC** mmMMMhH mmHHHH mmmhHMM *attack on titan plays*

鐵錠....鐵磚....

aCK GODDAMNIT! What are you doing here?? I didn't know you could be here!

哪泥？

Oh god, I almost choke on G FueL. That was crazy.

1...... 2......

Okay, let's go gamers.

哇，好可愛喔

Jesus Christ dude, whoever said Minecraft wasn't scary told a lie.

好，各位，就像這樣

Aight I gotta be careful here... because the ghost-lady-thing blew up mY BRIDGE!

鐵砧的啦！

My poor bridge... ;(

如果你知道怎麼合成鐵砧的話，在底下按讚！

Didn't do anything...

呃....

Look at that. Look at this, dude

Bang！

Very epic. Let's go through gamers. Wait... Pigman went through. Pigman! Go back home!

我們來給命名牌取個名字吧

Pigman, you have to go back home. You're lost and confused. Don't worry, I'll help you.

OK，我們把這個放在...

...What if I kill him in this world? Then I can get his epic diamond sword.

好，我們應該叫它....

Pigman, Pigman stop! Pigman stop!

Joergen

Stop! Stop!

「附魔成本」？

You're gonna get yourself killed Pigman, please, please pigman... PIGMAN! PIGMAN!

什麼？？

Okay...

我要怎麼得到&@(*&$()%{}?*#()$

DAMNIT! How???

什麼？

Oh yeah, we're going to the city because I need to trade wheat. Because if I trade wheat, I get the pearls and I like pearls. *laughs*

我做到了！

...I don't know what to do with them.

Joergen，你要有個名字了！

That bunny just die? Oh my god. It's being invaded!

這是歷史性的一刻

AAAAAAAAHH-

等等，他應該是「Joergen #2」

WHAT IS THIS??

該死的

Kill the small ones!

什麼是「附魔成本」？

Kill younglings! Guys, this is not epic. There's a zombie invasion! What the hell is this??

我付了什麼？我的靈魂嗎？

This is not my battle, this is not my fight!

給你吧，Joergen

BUT FOR SWEDEN AND JOERGAN!

Joergen #2 ！！！！

Oh gOd

吃些小麥

WoAh .... WoW

好，所以理所當然的...

*bird sounds*

喔哇，羊駝...

Oh god .... ah

喔等等，你太靠近了xD

No! Ah! It's getting dangerous, eat! What is that, a wizard? This is too epic, gamers!

走開

I don't wanna die! Not like this!

我們沒有相親相愛嗎？

AAAAAAH

好我覺得這個情況有點失去控制

Blow them up, creeper-san!

來，一個一個來，一個一個來

YeEeAaA

我真大方

That's gamer intuition, what to do with the right- eehhhm

Joergen！

Don't worry I saved your city, now trade me wheat

不要玩了

What're you guys doing? (yeah)*2 eW, What are you doing with that? Ew!

現在我知道Joergen不會再跑走了

Ew, wizard it's time to- goddamn it, I lost the wizard! Where'd the Wizard go? I kill wizard

太棒ㄌ

He still be here. I look away one second. He's still here. I swear.

喔對，Joergen你看！你有朋友了

I swear I can't play two minutes of this game without getting distracted. What was I doing? Look there enchanted arrows. I

*咩*

Knew it was wizardry. Is he the one that attacked the village?

你對我有意見嗎？

wOaH

我有斧頭喔。

woah, woah, woah, woah, woah

好，很好

wuawuawuawuawuawua

我們今天要創造一個很棒的冒險

Trade me wheat, sir

我們要去地獄門那邊

No nOt paper- there it is. There's only one emerald? fine

好的各位

That's pretty more

這是地獄門傳送時間！

Thank you. Thank you for your business

你在這幹嘛？？？

Look we got that bling!

你怎麼會在這邊？

We got that emerald. He trade me for wheat. What a wheat. You know, I sit- oh we can trade these for bricks

我差點被GFuel噎到，真的很瘋狂

wOW

好，我們走吧

That's amazing, I don't understand what's happening here. That's just all I'm saying

說「Mnecraft不可怕」的人根本在說謊

No discrimination like they can be what- you look like such a pimp!

我要小心一點，因為...

You just sell me paper you- do I look like I need paper? You look like you're stone out of your goddamn mind!

那個「鬼女士東西」的把我的橋炸掉了！

Oh, I get it

我可憐的橋：(

oH i GeT iT

明明什麼事都沒做...

You think they give you a thanks for saving this city but nO, minecraft heroes

兄弟，你看

Do exist

超棒的，我們去主世界吧

Never take one for granted. All right, there's a new area. I want to explore let's get it gamers. WhOa! There's... oh god

殭屍豬人也穿越了

There's mountains up in the distance

嘿豬人，回家啦xD

Okay, this could be a good place to set up camp

豬大哥，你得回家

One two, okay, we set up a new camp gamers

你迷路了，而且你好像有點困惑

This is epic

但不用擔心，我會幫助你ㄉ ♡

Very good

（如果我在主世界把他殺了會怎樣嗎？）

second house

（這樣我就可以拿到他超棒的......鑽石劍(?)）

Be quiet

豬大哥，停！

But that's not why we're here. We're here to explore new adventures and lands while you were out

豬大哥，停！！

Meeting new people I was mining fluxing minecraft discovering new worlds looking at new places

停！停！！停RRRRRR！！！

WhAt is that a boat? It's Titanic. We found it. What is all this?

你在自尋死路RRRR 豬大哥！！

It's icebergs, it's freakin icebergs in Minecraft

豬大哥！

wHaT

豬大哥！！！

What can I mine these ?

靠邀，他怎麼....

Do they explode *gasps* AaAaA

嗯好，我需要去「城市」一趟

It's ice. What if we found Titanic what would you do? WhAt, what is that? What is that that is?

因為我要用小麥跟他們交易

Awesome. I'm being like ironic about it

因為如果我用小麥跟他們交易的話

But it looks so cOoL

我可以拿到「珍珠」

This is so awesome

而且我喜歡珍珠

There is so many places to GoOoo *laughs*

...雖然我不知道他們能拿來幹嘛

WhAt there's bears, how can there be bears?

...剛剛是有隻兔子死掉了嗎？

Hello bear

OMG 村莊被入侵了RRRRRR

Konichiwa *confusion noises*

這是什麼？

No kumi san

把這個小的殺掉

Do you want, you-ga I give you, you want this?

把這個小的殺掉！！

You want some bone?

各位，這一點都不棒

Alright

這是殭屍的侵略活動！！

Fine leave then see if I care

這到底是什麼鬼？

There's Titanic. I freaking found tita-*wheezing sounds*

這戰爭雖然不是我挑起的

gamers

但為了瑞典和Joergen，我願意奮力一搏！

Gamers. Oh

喔不，越來越危險了

My god, we gotta find it an airlock or else this is not gonna last very long

ㄘㄘ

Oh god , i'm crazy. Why did I do this?

那是什麼，巫師嗎？

aAaAaA

各位，這真的太棒了RRRRR

*breathes in*

我不想死啊啊啊啊!!不要這樣

*breathes out*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*gasp*

把他們炸飛吧，苦力怕桑!

I'M UNDER THE ICE.....AAAAAAAAA

耶~~~~

NoO, no no no no no

這就是玩家的直覺

oohoohoo

做事會用正確的.....

*exaggerated gasping*

不用擔心，我挽救了你們的城市

I Really- some people said I can make a potion to breathe under water go down god, damn it

所以趕快跟我交易小麥ㄅ(ゝ∀･)

Where's the chest *gasps* found it

...你們在幹嘛

Oops I read them bitches don't need them

...你們在對那個幹嘛 Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

Yeah, what's in the books? separate books huh. chest number two?

噁...

Okay, oh

巫師，是時候來....

Oo , ow

靠邀，我搞丟巫師了

Okay, we're okay, we're okay let's not be greedy now. We got another treasure map bros.

巫師去哪了？我想送他去西天

We're actually not that far. Should we? *happiness noises*

希望他還在那...我只把目光移開沒幾秒而已...

Maybe later maybe later

我希望他還在那邊

Got plenty of places to go

我不能在分心的時候玩這個遊戲

Like this, is this, is this just like a mountain?

我到底在幹嘛

Is this not special at all? Just looks like an eagle castle, doesn't it?

有藥水箭欸

That's another boat. Are you kidding me?

我知道那是巫師的

Now I can't find too many things :(

他是攻擊村莊的其中一員嗎？

WoW

(哇喔~~)

Minecraft....MiNeCrAfT

先生，我要用小麥跟你交易

The greatest game I have ever played

不，不是紙

There's so many things to explore again. look at that! look at that!

有了

It's all coming out of the mountain. Fucker get awa- what I- Godamn. I hate them.

只能換一顆綠寶石嗎？

Alright, so let's build a tower here, so that we can find our way back to Joergen later.

好吧

Cause if we can't make it back to Joergen, then what's the point?

嗯，其實蠻多的

And also,

謝謝你

Okay, dare me to jump. Jesus Christ, I'm scared. Oh God

謝謝你跟我交易

weeeeeeeeee

我們拿到這個閃亮亮的玩意兒了

Oh ho

我們拿到綠寶石了！！

Did I just unironically say, "wee?". Okay there's clearly something down here.

我用小麥跟他交易

All will be, *gasps* there's something over there toOoOo

小麥耶xD

*zombie noises* My boat, my boat *more zombie noises*

我..欸我能買磚頭欸

*zombie noises*

WoW

What is ha- that's my bohoho . What are you doing?

太神奇了

*laughs*

我不知道這裡到底發生了什麼事

Oh, they're going together, that's so cuuute. Okay you guys are cool. You guys can chill with me. I saw a light down here.

我無話可說了

This is just an airlock, oh it is. It's evolved.

沒有歧視的意味，他們可以做他們想...

Alright guys lowkey need the boat back. Can you please

你看起來像個壞蛋

Can I make a new boat?

你只有賣紙....

I don't have enough material

我看起來像是需要紙的樣子嗎？

Guys I need the boat. I need the freakin boat.

你看起來像顆喪心病狂的石頭

Oh my god. Hey!

我了解ㄌ

We can be friends. We can ride boat together.

我 了 解 ㄌ

Oh it is an underwater city.

當你覺得他們會因為你拯救了村莊而感謝你的時候

oH wOw

想的美。

Ok, so some of you told me that these magma blocks you can step on them to replenish...

Minecraft英雄

your air?

確實存在

Which is not working

不要只為了利益而付出

Oh it is working. This makes no sense... minecraft *gasps* chest!

好，有一個我想探索的新區域出現了

Golden Apple baby! Frick yeah!

各位，我們去探險吧

Dude we got brick over here.

喔天，那裡有...

I'll grab some brick

喔天，遠方矗立著一座高山

another chest

好，這裡看起來是個適合紮營的地方

Can't open it

1、2，我們蓋完我們新的營地了！

Ow , ow

這超讚的

It's just wheat gamers

超級棒的

God damn it. That is so cool

二號小屋

Such a giant waterfall dude. Look at that tree, dude

閉嘴。

We don't get trees like that at home.

但這不是我待在這的原因

Oh my god, the map is filling in

我們要去展開我們的冒險、探尋更多的地方

Fine, we'll do one more

當你外出、交新朋友的時候

But this time, I'll find the goddamn. All I'm saying is the loot better be EPIC

我在Minecraft裡挖礦 、探索新世界

Okay, here we go. Hopefully it's not under water this time. Oh god it is

欸 有新地方欸

Uh

什麼？！！那是船嗎？

Alright x marks the spot.

鐵達尼號耶！

*gasps* Oh my god, I found it right away. Oh my go- *proceeds to laugh*

我們找到了！！

What the hell? *continues to laugh*

這是什麼鬼

I can't believe it. What.

是冰山欸！

Why'd it take me so long last time?

是在MInecraft裡的冰山耶！

Oh god. I am way too slow. Dude we got diamonds. I don't care if I'm choking

！！

*slowly dying*

我能挖掉它嗎？

Oh!

他們會爆炸嗎？

No!

啊啊！

Oh god

是冰耶

Huh.... no

如果我們發現鐵達尼號的話，你會怎麼做？

Joergen...what?

什麼？！那是什麼

uh

那個是什麼？太讚了吧

No, I have to head back

我聽起來好像很諷刺

uHhHhHhh

但它看起來好酷！

How long does the item stay?

真的太讚了RRRRR！

Oh god, where was it ?

我有好多地方能去

uhHh

什麼？這裡有熊？為什麼這邊會有熊？

uHhH

哈嘍，熊熊

Where was it? Oh god, I don't remember. Wait, I can review the footage. Oh my god, I am such an idiot.

こんにちは

I'm retracing my steps. Oh god, the sun is setting

No kumi san

Such a beautiful sunset

你想要....我可以給你....你想要這個嗎？

Oh god, it's-

要來些骨頭嗎？

Okay, oh my god I found it! oh it's all floating! Oh god, yes.