it's another beautiful day in minecraft

and today we have a lot of lot of epic stuff to do

im actually recording this intro after the video

because i forgot to make one (giggles)

so first off, i've been cheating on you guys

i live streamed yesterday because i need wither skulls

our goal in this series right now, our number one priority

is to breed our pig army >:)

and to make it as strong as possible

then what we're going to do is

we're gonna make our pigs fight one of the bosses of minecraft, the wither

now to kill (*make) the wither, you need three

(big brain) uh skull thingies

which drops in the nether

i played yesterday on the live stream

and let's just cut to that footage

PAUSE

just to give you guys a summary of what happened

i enchanted my axe and was crazy lucky and got a great enchantment

woah :o

damn (bad word smh) sksksk

then i enchanted my sword and was even more lucky

sharpness 3, sweeping edge 3, fire aspect 2

i think that's pretty good

that's already so GOOD

(laughs in minecraft) alright

then there wither skull which has a 5.5 percent chance of dropping

drops on the first spawns

thats pretty smart to put it in a hallway

(GASP) :O

woah, woah, im so lucky dude

already

and if that wasn't enough

it dropped another one right after

oh my gawd

dude

looting three baby

im a lucky boy, this live stream was lucky boy

then pig explosion thing happened

pigman get out of the way

OH PIGMAN, PIIIGMAN :((

then I got a third one

Come on, Bring it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAAAAAAH!

then i got a fourth one!

Oh my god

Then I built this ugly spawner

This spawner is gonna work so good

When I wake up tomorrow

Daaamn

Dude I'm gonna get so much items

Daamn

Just wait until tomorrow, you guys criticized my spawner

Just wait until tomorrow,

like, you're gonna feel awful

This is gonna work? Yea, this is gonna work.

* MEME REVIEW *

Tomorrow when I wake up

I'm gonna have so much stuff dude

And that's where the livestream ended

Ooh, you hear that?

Time to check the che-

Wow! I got the scaffold...

How could this possibly have failed?

Hi guys, I guess you di-

AH NO

Okay, alright

Alright, alright

I guess they didn't die?

* INHALES HEAVILY *

Wow, look at that, yea

Oh look, I have new friends in boat

Hello new friends in boat

AH, how does that make any sense?

Stop friends in-

Stop friends in boat

Oh he's shooting his friend in his friend boat

Oh no you're on fire now

Alright we're going together now

I don't care what you think about me, we're gonna be friends

Just go in there

* IKEA BIRD :( *

HE KILLED IKEA BIRD!

YOU!

COME BACK HERE!

HE KILLED IKEA BIRD >:(

Once I'm through with you, you're gonna feel the pleasure-

the pain- the pleasure of pain

Oh my god, stop

I hate you!

Say your last sorry

Ikea bird...

(Ikea bird memories)

The parrot!

Oh my god it's so cute

Here I'll give you my seed

Oh, you like that?

Or that you dislike it

HE'S SITTING

Is he sitting?

He's blue too

Yes, YES, Y E S

That's so awesome!

...Was like father to me...

How could this happen?

It hurts

It really does

AHH

Water sheep

Oh gracious water sheep, why does everyone I love die?

Oh my gosh

NO, not-

NOO

Oh okay he's fine, he's fine

How do you make pants in minecraft?

Oh man it's so expensive

UGH

So as you can tell, it's getting very expensive to keep up this beautiful diamond armor,

so what you can do in minecraft,

is that you can make a villager into a librarian

But what's even better, is if you cure a villager, and if you remember, if you watch series epicly,

which of course you have

This is intense

Yo they got villagers

Apparently you can cure them

We have one of those

We need to prepare for the wither as best as we can

Okay, so to cure a villager we need one golden apple,

my gosh, expensive

And a potion of weakness

For that we need a fermented

EW

Fermented spider eye

Brown mushroom and sugar

How do we make sugar-

YOU CAN MAKE SUGAR IN MINECR-

From sugar canes, okay

Alright, that makes sense

Hey, remember when I had a sugar cane farm and then I said I don't need that anymore

Oh okay thank god I saved some

Is my spawner working?

Oh my gosh there's so many of them there that's awesome

I feel like there has to be

There has to be mushrooms in the mines somewhere

Oh my gosh there is diamond here?

Hahaha! What? (you never played-)

How did i not see this?

Oh!

OH!

I guess i haven't really showed, like, my mining area

It's not that interesting, that's why

I tried to make a spawner here...

But they are poison spiders, which is just obnoxious to even try and do anything with

Come on mushrooms, there has to be, there has to be...

Where is the mushroom?

Hello, have you seen mushroom?

OOOH, kill before....Explosion!

Pro minecrafter, gamer, yeah...

* in gothenburg * damn it Roffan, hurry your ass

hey Roff-man

come on then

come on- there we have it

* Cute japonese noises *

ROFFE!

COME ON THEN ROFFE!

here we go

Can I put a leash on him?

Or maybe?... Golden apple

I need that.

Maybe a fishing rod.

Alright, your're coming with me Rolf.

Look he is wearing a little hat.

That's so cute.

You are so cute, Rolf.

Oh my gosh!

He loves boats!

That's your favorite thing Rolf.

Look at him go!

He loves to-

He just wants to go in water.

That's so nice!

When its actually harder to find mushrooms than diamonds.

I think we have a problem.

Are you scared Rolf?

This will be the first time you see sunlight.

WOW!

(Laughter)

(Gasp), Joergen

Damn, there's so many Joergans here.

(mutters) Not the black one.

Too bad it's dead.

This is nice 'cause I can overlook my area as well, except that eyesore.

I'm gonna give it one more try.

Lure III, okay that has to be it.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GET AWAY FROM HIM!

You have your own bed.

Oh, I got a book, I got a book!

Impaling. Silk touch! That's pretty good.

That's what I wanted to do.

Could you use a dispenser in a fishing rod?

Is there an automatic fish farm?

I'm sure someone's figured that out.

NO!

NO!!

NOO!!!

YOU SCUMBAG! YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE!

HE'S SHOOTING MY TURTLES!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

The babies, they hatched!

They all hatched!

They all hatched!

UGHHH! What is wrong with people?

Just shooting turtles!

Okay, luckily, it looks like most of them made it.

Oh my god, so many! They're so-- haha they're so cute!

Look at this, Sven!

(laughter)

okay we just gotta keep fishing

and then we will eventually grow up and will finally

finally have

the helmet

so we can breathe underwater

Oh! It's raining

dangit

if we had the trident we could transform everyone right now

Damnit! That would have been so good

since its raining we have a little roof its so cozy

heh! Honestly it's

awesome

right Sven?

you keeping warm?

come on give me good loot

lowkey this is so cozy

(laughter)

just me and my boy fishing

so I gotta keep an

eye on the babies because when they grow up they'll drop the scute

that's all I need

oh man I forgot, I think you can feed them

yeah, yeah, yeah you feed them, oh thats how you make them grow

how am I feeding this tiny little things?

oh my g- are you okay?

are you okay? Is you k?

you can barely see the babies but they're there

(GASP)

I got one I got a scute!

I finally got one!

(ANOTHERGASP)

they're growing

O he grew up right infront of me

O- i keep hearing

huh YeS!

how many (GASP)

oh my god how man- how many do i need?

this guys a slow

slow grower thats fine

so was I there is no shame

just because my pp got hair later, there is no shame about that

no shame AT all

Oh My GOsh I got them all

how many I got? I got 10

I got 10 baby keep fricking

don't make me stop you

11 and they ain't ever stop

so now I think if we do like a normal helmet

oh

my

gOd

yeSs

at last

finally

turtle helmet

is mine

ohhoh

teenAgE muTanT ninJa TurtLes

it matches my glasses so good

you like it Sven?

(woOf)

he loves it

do you like it?

(WaF)

thank you

I worked hard to get it

look so now I have the b- bubble enchantment on my top right

actually I should enchant this right away