Oh my god- he's flying! OW!

Joergen!

Good morning, gamers!!!

Welcome back to another episode of Minecraft!

I know!

Surprise!

Look at IKEA tower.. In all it's glory.

So beautiful..

Subtitles by Mochi Doodles ;o

We are nearing the endgame. :C(Oof)

We beat the wither last-

-battle.. I've cleaned up a little bit.

But, next up... Is the EnderDragon, baby.

The final boss of Minecraft. After that, we go get a bunch of cool stuff, aswell.

So, it's time for us to prepare for that.

Our next step is to increase our village.

MAKE MORE BEBE!!!

I have this genius contraption, right?

So, there's a little hole here in the glass..

And then you put a boat here...

And then eventually, we'll catch a baby! That's right.

I'm gonna catch all your children.

Riptide..

*gasp*

I think Riptide is pretty good..

Riptide.. What is Ripti-

32?!

NANI!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?!?

I think that's another thing I can put on my.. trident.

It means I can use the trident as a means of (fast) transportation?

Uhhh.. Yes please!

Sven, where is my purse? I need it now!

Give me my purse!

I don't think I have any money left..

Nooo.. I'm poor again..

Ugh, God. I'm gonna have to trade with people far, far away.

Okay, give me my stuff.

I have an insane amount of pumpkins

Okay, Sven!

What are you doing with all the cats?

Daddy's coming- gotta go- business trip!

Damn, if I can use the- I love the trident.

We gotta travel far in the south

Maybe I should kidnap these people in the south?

IKEA Bird?

Did I see IKEA Bird..Or am I crazy?

IKEA Bird!

You can't...

Ahh god damn it.

Alright fine you're coming with me Ikea Bird!

How did you stick?? with me??

How did you do this

STAPHH!!

Lowkey kinda cute thooo.....

*Cute Chuckle*

One thing I wanna do

At some point

...

Is try to collect every monster in the Game.

Cause apparently you can Phoot

You can put any monster in the game in a boat. (Basically kidnapping)

*More cute chuckling*

So.. We're put the Enderdragon in a boat.

Get in the bohhoha

*More Cute Chuckling*

I think you can actually put the wither in a boat (big brain???)

-Gasppp-

Thats gonna be the next-

Oh Godd!!

Ikea Bird is gone.(Insert Crab Rave here)

That's our goal through this playthrough

Every creature in a boat

Soo this is the biggest village I have ever traded with (correction cheated with ;0)

So this is where I make my Stoinks?

Its been days!!!

My GOD!!

NUUUUUUU

He ran into a cactus (he a dummy dum)

Ikea Bird

-Flashbacks-

Awww NOOOO!!

Ikea Bird(R.I.P)

GET

IN

THE BOAT!!!!

You're coming with me

If anyone has an objection

Feel free to call the cops

WHYYY IKea BiRd

Whyhaha

Oh Was I tlaking to you??

Say bye to your friends

(Weird sound) Ikea bird was like father to me

I love him like my mother

boat it's not that hard what is this place the Netherlands why

are we riding in a boat don't ask stupid questions

No

it was like a father to me the way he would trade me melons for a discount I

felt truly like I belonged he was irreplaceable there will never be

another man like Hey wakey-wakey get in the boat get in no listen

get in the boat or I'm gonna shove this bed somewhere you're not gonna like it

thank you what happened to your friend

nothing special hey no hard feelings right trust me this

is 100% safe I've done this before go to the boat you think I'm ready

my neighbor's gonna just just press it just trust me so do you think that guy

is good still gonna trade me a riptide about three hours I know you can plate

wet damn we're fast you can place eyes and then that's a really fast way to

actually transporting another with ice and a boat so apparently you can take

one of the farmers and place him in your automatic farm and he will replant the

seeds I don't know if that's true or not but I mean if that's the case that's

right that means I get free labor uh don't worry about the new guy guys don't

worry about him don't don't even look at it how much do you want to bet he

doesn't have riptide anymore no baby come on guys okay he still has replied

so that's okay yeah he's like whoa guys guys it's raining potatoes this is crazy

don't worry man I'm just preparing your little a little new adventure all right

enjoy your new home and job 20 well what in the world oh my god it's raining yes

this is perfect and even real what are you doing in my house

guess this against the rules to kick you out all right you can stay just like be

nice how does this work oh my god Oh spen did you see that wait

what oh my god that's awesome let me get away whoa

this seems very dangerous I don't know why anyone would do this no oh my god

you what Allah ah all my friends look what a great job he did I'm flying

away I'm out of this to disguise and beyond I'm gonna find uragan again I'm

gonna find that kea bird oh my god it's snowing up no are you kidding me ah

this is the worst episode of all time I have a sign bed and I'm not afraid to

use it if anyone come near me what are you guys even yes finally

haha woohoo yeah the circle of life continues little

child follow me little child now we place another boat trap we refill the

food and more baby will come what what are you doing here

haha alright let's put some more potatoes and carrots

he's the electrician he's just making sure it's all running thanks thanks mr.

peepee really appreciate it

guys just like food raining from ceiling does anyone know where that comes from

this is so strange suddenly my pants feel like they are hot

9 - look he grew up curse of vanishing ok you guys are just getting greedy now

yes that's what I like to see alright gamers I am back they're all

farmers now come on you're my destined new farmer we're gonna have a great time

together I'm so glad no one is going to escape my prison unless I willingly

escort them out okay don't look don't talk to him don't talk to him spend a

look at him he's bad man very bad man look who doesn't have a job huh well we

will sort that out for you buddy don't worry about it

just follow me in here yes yes oh you're lonely okay I give friend I'm

very generous man people don't understand you know actually I think you

should be alone for no reason whatsoever despite the fact that I don't like you

and I don't like your bold fit where is your face there it is okay

well that's all I got a safe that's all the reasons I need let's replace my oh

look who's already started huh from the boat hey what a loser what a nerd

hopefully this won't get overrun by zombies I have protected at this time

let me see oh if you like the boat so much why don't you why don't you try

this so basically he will work for me and I will sell him his own crops

now that stinks so whatever hijab he does for me I will sell it back to him

how did you escape get back in chamber that's right shame on you so the idea is

to just expand the whole the whole way like infinite I want to have as many as

possible keep making bet back

yeah and eventually will have it will have infinite Bibby Wallach you're not

supposed to be a shepherd you're not even supposed to be come out of here get

away from him you don't love him that's right you're supposed to be a farmer ah

ha ha looks like we caught the big one boys how did you even get there

into the cell why do I enjoy this so much

why does making villagers go into this I don't know what Hey look at him I don't

know why I liked any other they're all brothers and sisters even more they're

our family of pain they're our family of so look who decided to become farmer huh

okay all right look like anyone's opinion can just

change huh what is he doing give me back my money that's my money

damn alright yeah that's right give me all your money okay one disappeared

that's so crazy it's time to finish up a tower of llama wives Tower of llama the

most ambitious project I have there we go Thanks

just stay there thanks bro see you in forever

there you go should we make a tower of cat maybe wake

up feeding time he's like no I want to sleep oh god oh god we have to eat this

the first time we get to eat that relatable moment when you're dragged out

of bed because carrots are raining from the sky all right come on guys make more

baby okay so I like my house I really do but I think it's what do you think your

again I think it's time we update it it's looking a bit small in comparison

to everything else we have around this

and I want to make it like a traditional Swedish house I think that could be

really fun as well but to build we must first destroy man this feels weird this

house has been here longer than almost anything in this playthrough that feels

this feels so strange

oh my god it's so sad analyst away I didn't expect to be feeling feels so I

had this house for so long Hey look who caught a couple babies huh

yeah oh no it's just your kids oh don't worry I'll take good care no Charlie's

gaping get their boats child you're coming with me

don't think so child look at this that's the one thing that's been with us in

number one tree of life wait why do I hear a tiny one oh my gosh

why does everyone make him pay I didn't ask for this congratulations guys

damn I'm rich now oh it's all working so well look at that things are going well

for once in an episode not really actually but oh look he's teaching his

child to be as worthless as his father come on all right

I don't really have the materials to to build a house I want to build so it's I

gamers last episode I blame peepee poo-poo oh my god he's hiding from me

now what spawn zone and why did I just spend 15 pounds on it last episode I

said pee pee poop who was healing then with her pigs healing him

are you kidding me the pigment healed him

you guys healed him but I was wrong they actually started us a great decoy and I

feel like the only honorable thing to do from my mistake my miscalculation is to

make a memorial for all the pee pee poop was out there that fought all the brave

people poo poos that fought and died so we could defeat the wither that's why I

want to build a quick little memorial it won't be anything fancy but something to

represent each torch represents one peepee poo-poo this is actually one of

the first things I ever build in Minecraft I was like hey gorgeous it

looks pretty cool I'll just place a bunch of them down it's surreal to do

this like 10 years later just but for all the wrong reasons why people

oh my gosh I can just right-click

why hasn't no one told me

there it is like a beautiful whoa that actually looks though and I

missed a spine okay gamers as a final ending for this

episode I want to do something with Jorgen we're gonna write out so I don't

know if this works but someone made it I'll put his imprint in the description

so that if you put down a diamond block and a nether stall named Petey pie which

of course I just happen to have on me and then throw a sword on it

it should create a pewdiepie boss throw them as a star and then a sword did I

not do it oh it worked oh my god it's cherry pie it's berry pie

in Minecraft but wait I am PewDiePie Oh God

pizza pie has a lot of health don't hurt me Petey pie please oh no it it how is

this even possible so I'm playing on the easiest difficulty No