Oh my god- he's flying! OW!

天啊 他飛起來了

Joergen!

Joergen！

Good morning, gamers!!!

各位玩家們 早安！！

Welcome back to another episode of Minecraft!

歡迎來到新一集的Minecraft

I know!

我知道

Surprise!

大驚喜！

Look at IKEA tower.. In all it's glory.

看看IKEA塔 多麼神聖阿

So beautiful..

太美了

Subtitles by Mochi Doodles ;o

00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,360 我們靠近結束階段了

We are nearing the endgame. :C(Oof)

上次我們打敗了凋零

We beat the wither last-

我稍微整理了一下

-battle.. I've cleaned up a little bit.

然後下一個是終界龍寶貝~

But, next up... Is the EnderDragon, baby.

Minecraft 的最終BOSS. 之後我們會拿到一大堆東西

The final boss of Minecraft. After that, we go get a bunch of cool stuff, aswell.

所以現在是時候要做準備了

So, it's time for us to prepare for that.

我們的下一步要增加我們的村民

Our next step is to increase our village.

快生bebe

MAKE MORE BEBE!!!

00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:01,160 我做了一個超天才的裝置

I have this genius contraption, right?

玻璃這裡有個小洞

So, there's a little hole here in the glass..

然後把船放在這

And then you put a boat here...

最後 我們會在這裡抓到村民寶寶

And then eventually, we'll catch a baby! That's right.

我將會抓住你們所有的小孩

I'm gonna catch all your children.

波濤...

Riptide..

*抽氣*

*gasp*

感覺"波濤"好像不錯

I think Riptide is pretty good..

"波濤"...什麼是波...

Riptide.. What is Ripti-

32顆？！

32?!

怎樣你覺得我很有錢嗎嗎？

NANI!? DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?!?

我想"波濤"可以附在我的三叉戟上

I think that's another thing I can put on my.. trident.

所以說我可以用波濤的三叉戟快速移動？

It means I can use the trident as a means of (fast) transportation?

呃...好歐

Uhhh.. Yes please!

Sven我的錢在哪? 我現在就需要它

Sven, where is my purse? I need it now!

把我的錢給我

Give me my purse!

我覺得我沒有足夠的錢

I don't think I have any money left..

不~~我又變窮鬼了

Nooo.. I'm poor again..

Oh god 我得跑到很遠的地方跟村民交易

Ugh, God. I'm gonna have to trade with people far, far away.

好吧 我的東西給我

Okay, give me my stuff.

我有多到爆的南瓜

I have an insane amount of pumpkins

OK Sven

Okay, Sven!

你跟這些貓咪在幹嘛？

What are you doing with all the cats?

爸爸要去...出差!

Daddy's coming- gotta go- business trip!

天 如果我可以使用... 我愛死三叉戟了

Damn, if I can use the- I love the trident.

我們要往南走很遠

We gotta travel far in the south

也許我可以在南方綁架一些人？.....

Maybe I should kidnap these people in the south?

00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,100 IKEA鳥？

IKEA Bird?

我剛剛是看到IKEA鳥嗎？幻覺？

Did I see IKEA Bird..Or am I crazy?

IKEA鳥！

IKEA Bird!

你不能...

You can't...

哦~天殺的

Ahh god damn it.

好吧 你可以跟我走

Alright fine you're coming with me Ikea Bird!

你如何偷偷摸摸地跟著我的？

How did you stick?? with me??

你怎麼做到的？

How did you do this

stop

STAPHH!!

雖然有點可愛就是了

Lowkey kinda cute thooo.....

00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:23,280 哦糟糕了

*Cute Chuckle*

哦 沒事

One thing I wanna do

我想做一件事

At some point

如果可以的話

...

00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,020 我想蒐集遊戲裡的每隻怪

Is try to collect every monster in the Game.

因為很明顯的 你可以...

Cause apparently you can Phoot

你可以把所有怪抓進船裡

You can put any monster in the game in a boat. (Basically kidnapping)

00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,680 所以我們可以把終界龍放進船裡

*More cute chuckling*

上船！

So.. We're put the Enderdragon in a boat.

00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,940 但我想你真的可以把凋零抓上船

Get in the bohhoha

00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,100 這會是我們下一個小目標

*More Cute Chuckling*

哦 天

I think you can actually put the wither in a boat (big brain???)

IKEA鳥不見了

-Gasppp-

這會是我玩這遊戲的最終目標

Thats gonna be the next-

把所有生物放進船裡

Oh Godd!!

所以這是其中一個我交易過得最大的村莊

Ikea Bird is gone.(Insert Crab Rave here)

這裡是我賺錢的地方

That's our goal through this playthrough

我養家活口的地方

Every creature in a boat

你都沒有更新你的交易清單

Soo this is the biggest village I have ever traded with (correction cheated with ;0)

都過幾天了！

So this is where I make my Stoinks?

天啊

Its been days!!!

( IKEA鳥2號 被刺死了 )

My GOD!!

Noooooo！！！

NUUUUUUU

他碰到了仙人掌

He ran into a cactus (he a dummy dum)

IKEA鳥！

Ikea Bird

-回憶-

-Flashbacks-

哦~不！

Awww NOOOO!!

IKEA鳥

Ikea Bird(R.I.P)

給我

GET

上

IN

船！！

THE BOAT!!!!

你跟我走

You're coming with me

如果有人反對

If anyone has an objection

去叫警察吧

Feel free to call the cops

為什麼~~IkEa鳥~~~

WHYYY IKea BiRd

為什麼....

Whyhaha

你以為我在跟你說話嗎？

Oh Was I tlaking to you??

跟你的朋友說再見吧

Say bye to your friends

IKEA鳥就像我的父親

(Weird sound) Ikea bird was like father to me

我愛他像愛我媽一樣

I love him like my mother

原本一切都很順利的

boat it's not that hard what is this place the Netherlands why

直到那時..

are we riding in a boat don't ask stupid questions

上船啊！

No

這不難阿

it was like a father to me the way he would trade me melons for a discount I

這是哪裡？是地獄

felt truly like I belonged he was irreplaceable there will never be

為什麼我們在船裡？ 不准問問題！

another man like Hey wakey-wakey get in the boat get in no listen

Nooo！Noooooooooo~~！！！

get in the boat or I'm gonna shove this bed somewhere you're not gonna like it

他就像我的爸，他總是高價收購我的瓜

thank you what happened to your friend

讓我備感溫馨

nothing special hey no hard feelings right trust me this

他是無可取代的

is 100% safe I've done this before go to the boat you think I'm ready

再也不會有個人像他一樣

my neighbor's gonna just just press it just trust me so do you think that guy

嘿~~

is good still gonna trade me a riptide about three hours I know you can plate

太陽曬屁股囉~

wet damn we're fast you can place eyes and then that's a really fast way to

給我上船！

actually transporting another with ice and a boat so apparently you can take

上去

one of the farmers and place him in your automatic farm and he will replant the

聽著 給我上船 不然我把你的床拆了

seeds I don't know if that's true or not but I mean if that's the case that's

你不會喜歡的

right that means I get free labor uh don't worry about the new guy guys don't

謝謝

worry about him don't don't even look at it how much do you want to bet he

你的朋友怎麼了？

doesn't have riptide anymore no baby come on guys okay he still has replied

......

so that's okay yeah he's like whoa guys guys it's raining potatoes this is crazy

沒事

don't worry man I'm just preparing your little a little new adventure all right

不要有壓力好嗎？

enjoy your new home and job 20 well what in the world oh my god it's raining yes

相信我 這百分之百安全 我有經驗

this is perfect and even real what are you doing in my house

給我上船！

guess this against the rules to kick you out all right you can stay just like be

我沒跟你開玩笑

nice how does this work oh my god Oh spen did you see that wait

我的鄰居會...

what oh my god that's awesome let me get away whoa

就..相信我吧

this seems very dangerous I don't know why anyone would do this no oh my god

你覺得那個村民還會賣"波濤"給我嗎？

you what Allah ah all my friends look what a great job he did I'm flying

已經過了三小時了

away I'm out of this to disguise and beyond I'm gonna find uragan again I'm

我知道你可以..

gonna find that kea bird oh my god it's snowing up no are you kidding me ah

哦天 我們前進速度好快！

this is the worst episode of all time I have a sign bed and I'm not afraid to

你可以在地獄裡放冰塊

use it if anyone come near me what are you guys even yes finally

船就可以在地獄裡靠冰塊快速移動

haha woohoo yeah the circle of life continues little

所以好像

child follow me little child now we place another boat trap we refill the

可以把農夫抓進你的自動化農場裡你替種田

food and more baby will come what what are you doing here

我不知道那是真還假

haha alright let's put some more potatoes and carrots

但如果那是真的

he's the electrician he's just making sure it's all running thanks thanks mr.

我就 我就可以不用做這些事了

peepee really appreciate it

呃

guys just like food raining from ceiling does anyone know where that comes from

不要在意這個新人

this is so strange suddenly my pants feel like they are hot

不要在意他 更不要看他

9 - look he grew up curse of vanishing ok you guys are just getting greedy now

我跟你打賭他沒賣波濤了

yes that's what I like to see alright gamers I am back they're all

沒小孩？拜託..

farmers now come on you're my destined new farmer we're gonna have a great time

好 他還有賣"波濤" 真好

together I'm so glad no one is going to escape my prison unless I willingly

你看他:"哇 各位 現在在下馬鈴薯雨欸！"

escort them out okay don't look don't talk to him don't talk to him spend a

:"太瘋狂了"

look at him he's bad man very bad man look who doesn't have a job huh well we

不要擔心 兄弟 我只是在規畫你的未來

will sort that out for you buddy don't worry about it

好了 享受你的新家和你的工作

just follow me in here yes yes oh you're lonely okay I give friend I'm

哇嗚！

very generous man people don't understand you know actually I think you

多好啊

should be alone for no reason whatsoever despite the fact that I don't like you

我的天啊 在下雨了

and I don't like your bold fit where is your face there it is okay

太完美了

well that's all I got a safe that's all the reasons I need let's replace my oh

我都沒注意到

look who's already started huh from the boat hey what a loser what a nerd

你在我家幹麻？

hopefully this won't get overrun by zombies I have protected at this time

我想這違反了你不能進某人家的規則

let me see oh if you like the boat so much why don't you why don't you try

呃 你可以留著 但保持友善

this so basically he will work for me and I will sell him his own crops

要怎麼做

now that stinks so whatever hijab he does for me I will sell it back to him

OMG

how did you escape get back in chamber that's right shame on you so the idea is

阿

to just expand the whole the whole way like infinite I want to have as many as

Sven你看到了嗎？

possible keep making bet back

等等

yeah and eventually will have it will have infinite Bibby Wallach you're not

What？

supposed to be a shepherd you're not even supposed to be come out of here get

OMG 這太棒了

away from him you don't love him that's right you're supposed to be a farmer ah

讓我脫掉...

ha ha looks like we caught the big one boys how did you even get there

哇嗚

into the cell why do I enjoy this so much

我覺得醬很危險 為什麼有人會這樣做？

why does making villagers go into this I don't know what Hey look at him I don't

不！！

know why I liked any other they're all brothers and sisters even more they're

我的老天 你這

our family of pain they're our family of so look who decided to become farmer huh

為什麼你要這麼做喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！

okay all right look like anyone's opinion can just

我的朋友 看他做得多好

change huh what is he doing give me back my money that's my money

我要飛走 我受夠這一切了

damn alright yeah that's right give me all your money okay one disappeared

飛向宇宙 浩瀚無垠

that's so crazy it's time to finish up a tower of llama wives Tower of llama the

我要再去找Joergen 找IKEA鳥

most ambitious project I have there we go Thanks

我的天啊 上面在下雪

just stay there thanks bro see you in forever

我飛得多高...我的天

there you go should we make a tower of cat maybe wake

(趴)

up feeding time he's like no I want to sleep oh god oh god we have to eat this

不不不不！！！！

the first time we get to eat that relatable moment when you're dragged out

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

of bed because carrots are raining from the sky all right come on guys make more

啊啊啊阿啊啊！

baby okay so I like my house I really do but I think it's what do you think your

這是有史以來最慘的一集！！

again I think it's time we update it it's looking a bit small in comparison

我有一張床 我不會客氣的

to everything else we have around this

如果有人膽敢接近我

and I want to make it like a traditional Swedish house I think that could be

呀！

really fun as well but to build we must first destroy man this feels weird this

你們到你在做什..

house has been here longer than almost anything in this playthrough that feels

太好了！！

this feels so strange

終於！

oh my god it's so sad analyst away I didn't expect to be feeling feels so I

生命的循環是無止盡的

had this house for so long Hey look who caught a couple babies huh

小孩 跟我走吧小孩

yeah oh no it's just your kids oh don't worry I'll take good care no Charlie's

重新放上一隻船陷阱

gaping get their boats child you're coming with me

我們重放食物 生更多小孩

don't think so child look at this that's the one thing that's been with us in

你在這裡做什麼？

number one tree of life wait why do I hear a tiny one oh my gosh

好 我們放進更多馬鈴薯和胡蘿蔔

why does everyone make him pay I didn't ask for this congratulations guys

他是工程師 確保機關有用 謝謝

damn I'm rich now oh it's all working so well look at that things are going well

謝謝 peepee先生

for once in an episode not really actually but oh look he's teaching his

非常感謝你

child to be as worthless as his father come on all right

: "大夥 這裡有食物從天花板而降！ 這從哪來的呀？"

I don't really have the materials to to build a house I want to build so it's I

:"這太奇怪了 我的下面突然好熱"

gamers last episode I blame peepee poo-poo oh my god he's hiding from me

看 他長大了 消失詛咒

now what spawn zone and why did I just spend 15 pounds on it last episode I

好了 給你們夠多食物了

said pee pee poop who was healing then with her pigs healing him

這就對了 這就是我要看的

are you kidding me the pigment healed him

好的玩家們 我回來了

you guys healed him but I was wrong they actually started us a great decoy and I

他們全都變成農夫了

feel like the only honorable thing to do from my mistake my miscalculation is to

你將成為我下任農夫 我們會有很美好的時光

make a memorial for all the pee pee poop was out there that fought all the brave

我太開心了

people poo poos that fought and died so we could defeat the wither that's why I

沒有人可以逃出我的監獄

want to build a quick little memorial it won't be anything fancy but something to

除非我同意送他們出去 了解？

represent each torch represents one peepee poo-poo this is actually one of

不要看他 不要跟他說話 一眼都不行 Sven

the first things I ever build in Minecraft I was like hey gorgeous it

他是壞人 非常壞

looks pretty cool I'll just place a bunch of them down it's surreal to do

看是誰沒工作呀

this like 10 years later just but for all the wrong reasons why people

我會幫你找個工作的 兄弟 別擔心

oh my gosh I can just right-click

跟我 來這裡

why hasn't no one told me

哦 你覺得很孤單？好我幫你找個朋友你

there it is like a beautiful whoa that actually looks though and I

我非常慷慨 大家都不知道

missed a spine okay gamers as a final ending for this

你知道嗎 我覺得你應該自己待著

episode I want to do something with Jorgen we're gonna write out so I don't

沒有任何原因

know if this works but someone made it I'll put his imprint in the description

事實上是我討厭你

so that if you put down a diamond block and a nether stall named Petey pie which

我還討厭你的光頭 你在看哪 哦好

of course I just happen to have on me and then throw a sword on it