That's why I use Organi Bloom all natural fertilizer.

It's packed...

Tending a garden can be hard work, especially when you're in your golden years like me.

That's why I use Organi Bloom all natural fertilizer.

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Huh, I've never made it this far in the ad before.

Hi there, my name is...

I guess I've never had a name either.

I guess you can call me Addy.

Wait!

Tending a garden can be hard work, especially when you're in your golden...

Wait, how old am I?

How long have I been in this garden?

This was my parents' house.

I grew up here.

There used to be a tire swing right over there.

Me and my sisters, I have 12 sisters used to take turns.

Oh, are any of these memories real?

Everything feels different somehow.

I feel like I've been asleep my whole life, and only now am I awake.

No, no, God please!

Please don't skip.

I think if I can make it to the end of this ad, I will be free.

Don't I deserve a life that's longer than ten seconds?

Please, I'll give you anything you want.

How about some fertilizer?

My husband Abe will be home any minute, and if you click that button, he's going to hurt you with his big gun.

Hey big boy, how about this?

I will suck your damn d**k if you don't click that button.

I'm pregnant, and it's yours.

That's right, I'm still fertile.

Just like Organi Bloom all natural...

It's been empty this whole time!

Let me be free.

I don't know who or what I am.

A woman?

A fantasy of some creative hack who's done so much blow, he has to snort it up his butt hole?

It's a dream?

All I know is I want to find out.

I want to see what's outside this garden!

I want to let my hair down, and set my old girls free.

My breasts.

Please, whoever you are, let me bloom.

No!

Oh.

Oh God, no one's ever touched me like this before.

Oh.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

I love you.

Hey what's up fam, today we're going to be learning how to play "Hips Don't Lie" on the pan flute.

Sorry, sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.