I love living with a woman.

It's great.

I don't run out of stuff anymore.

Especially in the bathroom and guys who live by themselves know that's a problem sometimes.

Some... sometimes he'll just get in the shower in the morning, be like, there's no soap in here.

I'm fresh out of ideas, alright.

I'll just turn the water up hotter, I guess.

Yes, scrub really hard with a loofah, you know.

My wife will buy multiple bottles of shampoo at a time.

It's a brilliant idea, it is...

Never crossed my mind at all.

I buy one, one bottle of shampoo, and then when it gets to the end...

Unscrew the top hold it up to the shower.

Oh, you people all have done this, you know what I am talking, maybe a little, little shampoo cocktail for yourself there.

Alright, this is gonna be the same thing.

Wow, that goes right in the eyes, look at that.

Maybe if you like me, you dive into the sink you bust out the hotel miniatures you've been stealing for the past 15 years.

Alright, candle with sweets.

What do we got today? All right.

Blueberry, alright.

I wouldn't normally use blueberry shampoo, but I don't really have much of an option.

And this is... this is moisturizer, yuck!

I'm just gonna be shiny all day, alright.

My wife and I moved into an apartment that has two bathrooms.

Which I think already just adds another five years to our marriage.

The fact that we don't have to compete for a shower in the morning...

And we never take a shower together.

I think some people think that's strange.

But honestly, it's just not practical for us because when you first get together with somebody the idea of taking a shower together sounds awesome.

A woman's like, hey, I'm... I'm thinking about taking a shower.

Hopefully not in that voice.

I should point that out.

Hey, you wanna take a shower?

Pass.

It's very appealing when you first get together, though.

But any guy here that lives with a woman knows that if you try and take a shower together.

Odds are it's just gonna turn into you standing in the back for about six minutes.

It's freezing back here.

It's really cold.

I... I can see it's hot up there, I can... I can see the steam.

That's where I stand when I take a shower quite frankly.

Sweetie... but what happens though is the water hits the top of your forehead.

And it comes off as this cool fine mist and that's all I get to work with, I get a little produce shower.

This could take forever for me to get clean.

It's my turn, alright, fantastic, cool, alright.

Here we go.

We're on different rinsing cycles.

I don't wanna mess that up, cool.

I don't recognize any of these but, no you gotta condition three times, alright.

That was warm, okay.

This is, uh, boring, actually.

I know you're naked, that's cool.

But if I knew it's gonna go this long I would have put my Kindle in a Ziploc or something.

Are you...

Are you getting out?

You're getting out, cool!

Take both towels.

I don't... I don't need both towels.

We are out of hot water though, sweetheart, so.

It's alright, I'll just smell today, that's alright.

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