A day to be happy when you have a bae.

一個有愛人時會很快樂的日子。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

A day to remind you that you have no bae.

一個提醒妳沒有愛人的日子。

I'll eat a lot of chocolate.

我會吃很多巧克力。

I didn't get chocolate.

我沒有拿到巧克力。

All, this roses smell very nice.

這些玫瑰聞起來真香。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

- And I really really hate this day. - And I really really love this day.

- 而我真的很討厭這天。 - 而我真的很愛這天。

I've got a date with someone that I love.

我要跟我愛的人約會去。

I've got some dates you know that kind of nuts.

我要跟那堆堅果約會去。

I think that's a fruit.

我以為那是水果。

I have a red dress that I'm going to wear tonight.

我要在今晚穿上那套紅色洋裝。

I'm going to wear a T-shirt and Sweats tonight

我要在今晚穿上 T 恤跟運動褲，

and watch Netflix all by myself.

還有自己看 Netflix。

- Today's a crappy day. - Today's a happy day.

- 今天是個沒意思的一天。 - 今天是個快樂的一天。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

A day to be happy when you have a bae.

一個有愛人時會很快樂的日子。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

A day to remind you that you have no bae.

一個提醒妳沒有愛人的日子。

Do you want some chocolate ?

妳要來點巧克力嗎？

No, it'll give me acne!

不要，那會害我長青春痘。

All this roses smell very nice.

這些玫瑰聞起來真香。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

- And I really really hate this day. - And I really really love this day.

- 而我真的很討厭這天。 - 而我真的很愛這天。

My valentine got me a big giant teddy bear.

我的情人給我一隻好大隻的泰迪熊。

Well this is my dog and he looks like a teddy bear.

嗯，這是我的狗，他看起來像隻泰迪熊。

Kind of, not really...

有點啦，不是很像 ...

My valentine also gave me a lovely ring.

我的情人也給了我一只好看的戒指。

Oh good for you, I still didn't get anything.

噢，真是好棒棒，我還是甚麼都沒有。

I still have nothing.

我仍然一無所有。

- Today's a crappy day. - Today's a happy day.

- 今天是個沒意思的一天。 - 今天是個快樂的一天。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

A day to be happy when you have a bae.

一個有愛人時會很快樂的日子。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

A day to remind you that you have no bae.

一個提醒妳沒有愛人的日子。

I ate all of my chocolate!

我吃光了我的巧克力！

I bought myself some chocolate.

我給自己買巧克力。

All, this roses smell very nice.

這些玫瑰聞起來真香。

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

- And I really really hate this day. - And I really really love this day.

- 而我真的很討厭這天。 - 而我真的很愛這天。

Valentine's Day is a dream come true...

情人節是美夢成真的一天 ...

At least I get to spend this day with you...

至少還有妳陪我過這一天 ...

Uhm. No.

呃，沒有啊。

I just told you I'm going on a date tonight.

我才跟妳說我今晚要去約會。

Were you not paying attention to the song?

妳是不是沒把精神放在這首歌上？

I ... I was but ...

我 ... 我有啊，但是 ...

Okay, what are you going to get your valentine?

好吧，妳要送妳的情人甚麼？

Uhhhh.....

呃 ...

OH NO ...

糟了 ...

It's Valentine's Day.

情人節到了。

Now I have to get something for my bae.

現在我要準備些什麼給我的愛人。

It's Valentine's day.

情人節到了。

I still have money coz I have no bae.

我沒有愛人所以我還很有錢。

Should I buy him chocolate?

我應該買巧克力給他嗎？

He just bought you a chocolate.

他才買巧克力給妳。

How about a sweater ?

那針織衫如何？

You can do much better.

妳可以做得更好。

Now, I'm starting to stress out...

現在我開始壓力山大了 ...

Coz, It's Valentine's day...

因為，情人節又到了 ...

And I have to get something for my...

而我要準備些甚麼給我的 ...

I don't have to worry about a...

我不需要擔心 ...

BAE.

愛人。