CAMPAIGN LAUGHED AT.

WHO WILL BE MOCKED ON THE

WORLD STAGE.

BUT HOW COULD A BIDEN ADD

THAT'S LEFT AT THE POSSIBLY

LEAVE OUT THESE CHOICE

MOMENTS?

>> CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE.

AND HE RAN WITH A BUNCH OF BAD

BOYS.

LOOK AT ME.

>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

STATES.

[LAUGHTER]

>> I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS THAT

TURN BLONDE IN THE SUN.

AND THE KIDS USED TO COME UP

AND REACH IN THE POOL AND RUB

MY LEG DOWN.

COME ON DONALD, COME ON MAN.

HOW MANY PUSH-UPS YOU WANT TO

DO HERE PAL?

COME ON, RUN WITH MAKE.

>> WITH STREET RAY SHOULD BANG

THEM ON A CURB, PUT THEM IN

GETTING RUSTY PUT THEM IN A

RAIN BARREL.

PLAY THE RADIO MAKE SURE YOU

HAVE THE RECORD PLAYER ON A

NIGHT.

MAKE SURE THE KIDS HERE

WORDS.

SO I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES.

I LEARNED ABOUT KIDS JUMPING

ON MY LAP.

AND I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY

LAP.

AND I'D SMACK HIM IN THE BAT

MOUTH AND MANY MORE THINGS,