Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles >> AND, NOW, "THE LATE SHOW" EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT'S INTERVIEW OF FOX NEWS' INTERVIEW OF PRESIDENT TRUMP. >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME THIS MORNING. >> IT'S TOO EARLY. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY. I KNOW YOU RARELY PUT ON PANTS BEFORE NOON. SIR, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE STRIKE ON SOLEIMANI. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE RIGHT MOVE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF YOUR JUSTIFICATIONS WAS THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO ATTACK OUR EMBASSY. DO YOU STILL STAND LIKE THAT? >> I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FOUR EMBASSIES, COULD HAVE BEEN MILITARY BASES, COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, TOO, BUT IT WAS IMMINENT. >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S KIND OF VAGUE. YOUR OWN DEFENSE SECRETARY SAYS HE DIDN'T SEE ANY OF THAT EVIDENCE. WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT INTEL? >> MIGHT, BUT -- >> Stephen: OKAY. HOW MANY OF YOUR STATEMENTS ABOUT THE STRIKE HAVE BEEN LIES? >> 80% ARE DISHONEST, AND I MEAN REALLY DISHONEST. >> Stephen: SO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL CONGRESS ABOUT THE STRIKE? >> CAN YOU IMAGINE? THEY WANT US TO CALL UP AND SPEAK TO CROOKED CORRUPT POLITICIAN ADAM SCHIFF. OH, ADAM, WE HAVE SOMEBODY THAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET FOR A LONG TIME -- >> Stephen: OOOH, OOOH, OOOH! I LOVE IMPROV. LET ME BE SCHIFF. HELLO, THIS IS ADAM SCHIFF. WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. PRESIDENT? >> COULD WE MEET? >> Stephen: MEET? LET'S SEE -- HMM, TODAY IS NOT GOOD. I'M PRETENDING TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT. >> LET'S DO IT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. >> Stephen: NOW PRETEND I'M LOU DOBBS! >> AND I SAY, LOU, HERE'S THE PROBLEM -- >> Stephen: IS THE PROBLEM THAT YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND YOU'RE GETTING ADVICE FROM LOU DOBBS? ( LAUGHTER ) SHIFTING GEARS, THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS CAME OUT THIS MORNING, SIR. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BEYONCE WAS SNUBBED FOR BEST ORIGINAL SONG? >> I JUST HAVE SUCH RESPECT FOR THE QUEEN, I DON'T THINK THIS SHOULD BE HAPPENING TO HER. >> Stephen: YEAH, BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST. YOU CAMPAIGNED ON BRINGING THE TROOPS HOME, BUT NOW YOU'RE SENDING MORE TROOPS TO SAUDI ARABIA. >> THEY'RE PAYING US. >> Stephen: WELL, THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE RENTING OUT OUR TROOPS LIKE MERCENARIES. THAT'S AWFUL. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> BEAUTIFUL GREEN CASH. >> Stephen: OKAY, THAT SEEMS LIKE YOU. MOVING ON. YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING IMPEACHED, SIR. HOW WOULD OTHER LEADERS HANDLE THAT PRESSURE? >> THEY'D FOLD UP LIKE AN UMBRELLA. >> Stephen: SIR, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE AN UMBRELLA? BECAUSE THIS FOOTAGE IS PRETTY DAMNING. >> THEY MADE THAT STORY UP. >> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME. I'M SO GLAD YOU KEEP AGREEING TO THESE FAKE INTERVIEWS. >> DEATH TO AMERICA. >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!
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