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  • Right now Harry is in his dressing room.

  • I have ordered him a pizza.

  • The pizza delivery guy will be there soon.

  • Harry is wearing an ear piece.

  • He has to say and do whatever I tell him to.

  • Harry, if you can hear me, crow like a rooster.

  • [CROWING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's more like a crow.

  • Oh, is it?

  • Yeah.

  • Cacka-doodle-doo.

  • Oh, cacka-- sorry, yeah.

  • Yeah, that's OK.

  • All right, there's a pizza delivery guy outside the dressing room.

  • Open the door when he's there and say what's up.

  • Come in, bro.

  • Pizza's here.

  • What's up?

  • Come in, bro.

  • All right, bro.

  • Bro, I'm staring, bro.

  • I'm so happy, bro.

  • Bro, just put it down on the coffee table, bro.

  • Just put it down on the table, bro.

  • You're a lifesaver, bro.

  • Life saver, bro.

  • Give him a fist bump until I tell you to stop.

  • Bro-- bro-- bro--

  • Another one.

  • Nice to meet you, man.

  • Give another one.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • Another one.

  • Another fist bump, man.

  • Bro, one more fist pump, bro.

  • Bro--

  • bro, bro, bro.

  • How about broing out with me?

  • How about broing out with me?

  • Yeah.

  • Have a seat, bro.

  • Have a seat, bro.

  • Let's do it.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • I've got some pizza.

  • Let me take a look at the pizza, bro.

  • Let me take a look at the pizza, bro.

  • Mm, that's round.

  • Mm, that is round.

  • Yeah, it looks good, bro.

  • It looks good, bro.

  • I hate it when people carry the pizza at an angle.

  • How did you carry it?

  • I hate when people like carry the pizza at an angle.

  • At an angle.

  • Yes, I know.

  • I know.

  • The whole thing slides.

  • How did you carry it?

  • Pretty flat, I guess.

  • Like that?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, bro.

  • Brooooooo-- bro--

  • One more fist bump, bro.

  • One more, bro.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Here's the thing, bro.

  • Here's the thing, bro.

  • My entourage is stuck in traffic.

  • My entourage is stuck in traffic.

  • I'm not used to being alone.

  • I'm not used to being alone.

  • OK.

  • Do you mind sticking with me, bro?

  • Would you mind just kind of sticking with me?

  • Yeah, that's totally fine.

  • Cool, bro.

  • Cool, bro.

  • Let's just eat it like this.

  • Let's just eat it like this.

  • Do you want to try it?

  • Let's just eat like this.

  • Roll it.

  • Roll it towards the center.

  • Roll from the outside in.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right, now.

  • Roll it back.

  • Roll it back.

  • Stack it on top of one.

  • Stack it on one.

  • And then stack another one on top of that.

  • Stack five on top of each other.

  • We can make a tower.

  • All right, bro.

  • Bro--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right, take that whole thing in your mouth.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Just leave it in your mouth. How is it?

  • Don't chew.

  • Good?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Just leave it there.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Okey, you can chew now.

  • You can chew. Go ahead.

  • All right, take it out if you can't chew.

  • I've put too much in, bro.

  • What do you think?

  • Good?

  • I put too much in, bro.

  • All right, all right, I need some water.

  • I'm parched.

  • I need some water.

  • I'm parched.

  • But just take a tiny, tiny sip, just a tiny sip

  • for your vocal cords.

  • Thank you.

  • Thanks, man.

  • Let me grab a Kleenex too.

  • Grease

  • I just need tiny sips because of vocal cords, you know?

  • Tiny, tiny, sips.

  • Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny sips.

  • Ahhh.

  • Ahh.

  • One more and then do that same thing.

  • One more.

  • Ahh.

  • Ahh.

  • Woo.

  • You seem nice, bro.

  • You seem nice, bro.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • So do you.

  • I gotta be honest with you.

  • I gotta be honest with you.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I love pizza.

  • I love pizza, bro.

  • You have three of them right here.

  • And I love cheese--

  • I love cheese.

  • on anything, toast.

  • I love it on anything like toast.

  • I love them on toast.

  • Tortillas.

  • Tortillas.

  • Tacos.

  • Tacos.

  • Enchiladas.

  • Enchiladas.

  • Quesadillas, Quesadillas, Tostadas.

  • Quesadillas, Tostadas.

  • I love pasta.

  • Oh, I love pasta.

  • I love pasta.

  • Mm, I love pasta.

  • Penne pasta.

  • Penne pasta.

  • Rigatoni pata.

  • Rigatoni pasta.

  • Fusilli pasta.

  • Fusilli pasta.

  • Linguine pasta.

  • Linguine pasta.

  • Macaroni pasta.

  • Pepperoni pasta.

  • Macaroni.

  • Macaroni pasta.

  • It sounds like pepperoni.

  • But it's not.

  • It sounds like pepperoni, but it's not.

  • It's macaroni.

  • It's pepperoni that goes on a pizza.

  • Then macaroni is pasta.

  • Yeah, oh, listen to this, bro.

  • Oh, listen to this, bro.

  • The other day I heard the most interesting fact about cheese.

  • The other day I heard the most interesting fact about cheese.

  • OK.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What is my cheese fact?

  • Why do you always do this?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Forget it.

  • Forget it.

  • Forget it.

  • Oh, darn it.

  • Darn it.

  • Forgot it.

  • It's gone.

  • Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

  • Mm!

  • Nope.

  • Oh!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Oh, it's the Brit in me.

  • It's the Brit in me.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Start laughing a lot.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • And say jolly good.

  • Jolly good.

  • Jolly good.

  • Jolly good.

  • Oh, jolly good, jolly good, jolly good, jolly good.

  • One more thing, bro.

  • One more thing, bro.

  • You're on the Ellen Show right now.

  • She's been telling me what to say and do this whole time.

  • You're on the Ellen Show.

  • She's been telling you what to do and say the whole time.

  • There's a camera there.

  • There's one there.

  • There's one there.

  • [CHEERING]

  • That's pretty good.

  • Bring him out.

  • We're going out.

  • We're going out.

  • Oh, we're going out?

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Nice to meet you.

  • You're a good sport.

  • Everybody's getting pizza.

  • The name of the album is Fine Line.

  • And you're all going home with a copy.

  • We'll be back.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos,

  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer, and also some videos of Ellen

  • and other celebrities if you're into that sort of thing.

  • [SCREAMS] [BLEEP]

  • God!

  • [BLEEP]

Right now Harry is in his dressing room.

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