Yeah, that is bullshit.

It doesn't really make sense.

Hey, Ashley.

What?

No, what a weirdo.

He's so weird.

What's up, Q?

Hey, bae.

Oh, you guys are so cheesy.

Oh, I'm glad that's not my life.

What?

You know, dudes, flirting, it's not my jam.

Sara, what are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Sara, you're like the Pied Piper of Hopeless Dudes.

Huh?

When You're Oblivious To Flirting.

Sara, we see you and Shane in the kitchen.

So, what are you up to this weekend?

Hm, not much.

I'm going to see that Yoshitomo Nara exhibit.

None of my friends really want to go, so, probably end up going alone.

You know what, you do you, Shane.

Oh, maybe want to go with me?

That's fine, stupid.

That's a bunch of balderdash.

Also, Brent definitely has a thing for you.

He does.

Oh hey, Sara, I made a Tumblr of all the things you like.

Okay, Steven Universe, 90s pop punk, Travelers of Mynthos, everybody loves that stuff, right?

- Right, but I... -Thanks though, that was cool.

I made it for you, so.

You guys are just being mean now.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Sara, you are driving these men crazy.

Yeah, are you really not aware of what's happening, when it's happening, while it's happening?

Guys, you're delusional.

I may be a spinster, and I'm fine with that.

I'm gonna have ten dogs, it's gonna be great.

Okay.

Get your friend, Ashley.

Oh.

Oh hey, hang on.

Oh.

Thank you, new person.

Um, I'm Kash.

Oh, like cash money.

Yeah.

That's funny.

Like money.

I'm Sara.

Hi Sara.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Cool, well good bye.

Actually, um, could you show me where Greg from accounting, is?

I gotta get some time cards to process.

Oh yeah, for sure.

All right.

Over here.

So, do you like working here?

Yeah, you know, they pay me, so.

Hanging out with your friends all day doesn't seem like a bad thing.

Yeah, you know, there's a lot of gift generation, comment moderation, thumbnail optimization.

Job's a job.

Yep.

What do you do for fun?

Uh, watch TV, read books.

Uh, really into Travelers of Mynthos.

Oh, Travelers of Mynthos is my jam, we should play.

Yeah, totally.

Oh, there's Greg.

Okay cool, let's get lunch later.

Okay, bye.

Just fill that out.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Stripes, wanna get your signature on these expense reports.

Okay.

I also need your address and phone number.

Listen Kash, I'm flattered.

But this is a place of business, and I should have been keeping things separate.

No, no, no, it's for accounting.

I gotta get it for the out-of-pocket expenses.

Right.

Did you still want to have lunch, or?

Um, I'm busy.

Oh.

Hey.

Hey.

I think that Sara girl is flirting with me.

Hm, crazy.

Yeah.