What? It's a compliment!

Better out than in, I always say.

Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.

Thanks.

She's nasty as you are.

You know...

You're not exactly what I expected.

Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.

Princess!

Wait, wait - What are you doing?

Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior, and I am rescuing you from this green... beast.

Hey, that's my princess.

Go find your own.

Please, monster, can't you see I'm a little busy here?

Look pal, I don't know who you think you are.

Oh! Of course, how rude, alala.

Please let me introduce myself.

Oh, merry men!

I steal from the rich and give to the needy.

He takes a wee percentage.

But I'm not greedy.

I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good.

What a guy!

Ha ha!

Monsieur Hood.

Break it down.

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.

What he's basically saying is he likes to get...

Paid!

So!

When an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush.

That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.

When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad.

He's mad, he's really, really mad.

Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart.

Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'cause I'm about to stri-

Man, that was annoying.

You little!

Shall we?

Hold the phone...