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>> Tucker: GOOD EVENING AND

WELCOME TO TUCKER CORAL SON

TONIGHT.

YOU SEE THE PICTURES RIGHT

THERE.

THE SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL

IS STILL GOING.

IN PROGRESS ALL DAY.

FORGIVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH

EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT.

IMAGINE A MOVIE WRITTEN AND

DIRECTED BY CHILDREN WHOSE

ENDING YOU ALREADY KNOW AND

BY THE WAY, IT'S 20 HOURS

LONG.

IN HUNGARIAN WITH MISSPELLED

SUBTITLES?

THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE.

WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING IT

ALL DAY EVERY DAY WE WILL

ALERT YOU IF ANYTHING

HAPPENS THIS HOUR.

CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF

FITTINGLY OF BURBANK,

CALIFORNIA, SCHIFF, WHOSE

SOURCES SAY, HAD NOT A

SINGLE FRIEND IN HIGH

SCHOOL, HAS BEEN RELISHING

HIS RECENT TURN IN THE

SPOTLIGHT.

HE SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN A

BREAK FROM JOE MCCARTHY

IMPRESSION IN WHICH HE

REPEATEDLY DENOUNCES

POLITICAL OPPONENTS AS

AGENTS OF THE RUSSIAN

GOVERNMENT.

KNOW TRYING A NEW ROLE AS A

TOUGH BUT LOVABLE DEAN OF

STUDENTS.

SCHIFF SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY

DELIVERING A LECTURE ABOUT

THE TERRORIST OF CHEATING

LIKE AMERICA WAS SUDDENLY

THE WORLD'S LARGEST MIDDLE

SCHOOL.

WATCH.

>> BY INVITING FOREIGN

INTERVETERANS AND CHEATING

IN AN ELECTION, TO CHEAT IN

AN ELECTION FOR PRECISELY

THIS REASON.

HELPING HIM CHEAT IN THE

NEXT ELECTION.

TO CHEAT IN OUR ELECTION

SHOULD WE JUST GET OVER IT?

THIS KIND OF CHEATING,

REALLY?

IF WE ARE GOING TO BE HONEST

AND BLATANT ABOUT IT,

CHEATING.

IN OTHER WORDS, TO CHEAT.

>> Tucker: KEEP YOUR EYES ON

YOUR OWN PAPER, CLASS.

BUT SCHIFF DIDN'T STAY IN

CHARACTER FOR LONG.

AT ONE POINT HE SEEMED TO

SWITCH ABRUPTLY FROM

MR. CHIPS TO DR. STRANGE

LOVE.

THE UNITED STATES, SCHIFF

COMPLAINED TO THE 19 VIEWERS

STILL WATCHING CONFUSED,

QUOTE: AIDES UKRAINE AND

HER PEOPLE SO WE CAN FIGHT

RUSSIA OVER THERE AND WE

DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT RUSSIA

HERE, END QUOTE.

HUH?

WAIT A SECOND, WHOEVER SAID

ANYTHING ABOUT FIGHTING

RUSSIA MUCH LESS OVER HERE?

IS PUTIN PLANNING TO INVADE

THE HOMELAND?

IS MILWAUKEE SAFE?

DO UNSEEN SLOSK SABOTEURS

MOVE AMONG US?

WHAT DOES ADAM SCHIFF KNOW

ABOUT WORLD WAR III THAT THE

REST OF US DON'T KNOW?

WELL, UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE

ON CNN OR MSNBC THOUGHT TO

ASK HIM THAT.

THEY WERE TOO DEEP IN BLISS

TO THE MOUTH BREATHERS ON

CABLE TELEVISION AND ADAM

SCHIFF SPEECH IS LIKE A

BRAINSTEM MASSAGE SURGING

WAVES OF ECSTASY FLOOD THE

CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM

LINEAR THOUGHT CEASES.

ALL THAT'S LEFT ARE

SATISFIED GRUNTS OF

PLEASURE.

>> A VERY, VERY POWERFUL AND

FORCEFUL SPEECH ALMOST TWO

AND A HALF HOURS BY ADAM

SCHIFF.

VERY, VERY STRONG CASE FROM

ADAM SCHIFF.

>> IT WAS A VERY COHERENT,

COHESIVE NARRATIVE SOMETHING

THAT THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN'T

HAVE.

>> SPEECH AIMED AT THE

BETTER ANGELS AND I THINK

ADAM SCHIFF DID A REALLY

GREAT JOB.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE

PRESENTATION BY THE LEAD

HOUSE MANAGER ADAM SCHIFF?

>> I THOUGHT IT WAS

DAZZLING.

>> Tucker: WE WANT TO

APOLOGIZE TO ANY VIEWERS

UNDER 18 WHO MAY HAVE JUST

WATCHED THAT.

IT WAS OBVIOUSLY

PORNOGRAPHIC AND NOT

SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

WHILE WE ARE AT IT ANOTHER

APOLOGY OF SORTS VIEWERS OF

THE SHOW LAST NIGHT HAD TO

ENDURE EXCEEDINGLY LONG

SPEECH BY CONGRESSMAN HAKEEM

JEFFER RES OF NEW YORK IS A

SO-CALLED IMPEACHMENT

MANAGER.

JUDGING BY HIS TITLE YOU

MIGHT IMAGINE THAT

MR. JEFFRIES IS SOME SORT OF

STATESMAN A FIGURE IN THE

POLITICAL REALM.

NOT SO.

IN FACT, HE IS A JOKE.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT A RACE

BAITER.

WATCH THIS.

>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES CHOSE TO PULL

THE SHEETS OFF AND REVEAL

HIMSELF IN TERMS OF HIS

TENDENCY TO BE A RACIAL

ARSONIST, FAN THE FLAMES OF

HATRED.

ACCEPTING ASSISTANCE FROM A

HOSTILE FOREIGN POWER LIKE

RUSSIA IS STREEFN NEWS

BEHAVIOR.

>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES IS A DANGEROUS

CON ARTIST.

>> IT SEEMS THAT THE TRUMP

CAMPAIGN CONSPIRED WITH

RUSSIAN SPIES TO SELL OUT

OUR DEMOCRACY.

>> WE DO KNOW THAT EVERY

RACIST IN AMERICA VOTED FOR

DONALD TRUMP.

>> WE HAVE A HATER IN THE

WHITE HOUSE.

THE GRAND WIZARD OF 1600

PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.

>> Tucker: NOW, WAIT A

SECOND.

SO THE PRESIDENT IS NOT ONLY

A KLANSMAN, BUT ALSO AN

ACTIVE RUSSIAN SPY.

THAT'S QUITE A COMBINATION.

UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES A

CLAIM LIKE THAT BY A SITTING

MEMBER OF CONGRESS WOULD BE

HEADLINE NEWS.

BUT AS IT WAS, NOBODY SEEMED

TO NOTICE.

IT'S NORMAL NOW.

THEY ARE ALL INFLAMED

EXTREMISTS, THEY WILL SAY

ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.

HERE IS MAIZY HIRONO AN

ACTUAL U.S. SENATOR FROM

HAWAII TELLING YOU IT'S

LUDICROUS MAYBE A SIGN

MENTAL ILLNESS TO BELIEVE

THAT IMPEACHMENT HAS BEEN IN

THE WORKS SINCE 2016.

>> THEY STILL SAYING THAT WE

WERE OUT TO GET THE

PRESIDENT FROM DAY ONE.

SOME KIND OF A WEIRD

CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT I

HAVE TO SAY WEIRD CONSPIRACY

THEORY WHEN PEOPLE SAID THE

FEDERAL FOOD PYRAMID WAS

BACKWARD AND CARBS DIDN'T

MAKE YOU THIN OR THOSE

WACKOS WHO CLAIMED THAT IRAQ

HAD NO WEAPONS OF MASS

DESTRUCTION OR FOR THAT

MATTER UFOs WERE REAL.

PURE INSANITY LIKE THAT.

IMPEACHMENT IN THE WORKS FOR

YEARS?

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A NUT

TO BELIEVE THAT.

WELL, UNFORTUNATELY NOBODY

PASSED THE TALKING POINTS TO

DEMOCRAT AL GREEN SO HE JUST

WENT AHEAD AND ADMITTED IT.

>> WELL, THE GENESIS OF

IMPEACHMENT TO BE VERY

CANDID TO YOU IS WHEN THE

PRESIDENT WAS RUNNING FOR

OFFICE.

>> Tucker: OOPS.

SOMEBODY ACCIDENTALLY TOLD

THE TRUTH.

DON'T WORRY IT WON'T HAPPEN

AGAIN TONIGHT.

HAVE YOU GOT TO LOVE A MAN

WHO TALKS WITH HIS EYES

CLOSED.

WE WILL STILL BRING YOU A

LOT MORE ON IMPEACHMENT

THROUGHOUT THIS HOUR.

AT THE CORE OF THE

DEMOCRATIC CASE AGAINST THE

ADMINISTRATION THOUGH IS THE

CLAIM THAT TRUMP AND THE

PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HIM ARE

FLOUTING THE LAW.

A GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE

OFFICE REPORT MAKES SEVERAL

ALLEGATIONS TO THAT EFFECT.

OKAY.

BUT LET'S ADD SOME