-We have to talk about so many things.

-Yes, so much happened since the last time I saw you, right?

-Yeah, it did. Well, I mean, you got married.

-I did. [ Cheers and applause ]

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-We love -- We love Nick Jonas.

It was the first time I just introduced you as...

-I know! -Priyanka Chopra-Jonas.

-Every time someone says that,

my face just goes a little like...

-Wow. -"Oh, that happened."

-Yeah, I guess that -- yeah.

-The gravity of it, it's, like, a big deal.

-It's cool, yeah. -I didn't realize it was

that much of a big deal till I did it.

-Was it a big -- Did you talk about maybe not taking his name?

-Oh, Jonas? -Yeah.

-No. I always wanted to add his name to mine,

because I feel like, you know, we're becoming family,

and I'm a little traditional and old-school like that.

-Yeah.

-But I don't take away my identity.

-He gets added to who I am. -I saw pictures --

[ Cheers and applause ]

Look at this. -Oh.

-I got to show photos from your wedding.

'Cause look at this. Isn't that beautiful?

-That's the Hindu ceremony. -It almost looks fake.

It's unbelievable. [ Laughter ]

-He looks like such a prince. -He really does.

-I mean, he really rocked that turban.

It's hard to rock a turban with a feather.

-With a feather, as well. -With a feather.

-Did you always know you were gonna get married in India?

-No. Actually I wanted to get married in some

private island away from everything.

We were, like, really stressed out about it,

'cause we thought Seychelles, Maldives, Mauritius, whatever,

and nothing was working out.

"How will we fly everyone?" logistics.

And this was in Mumbai.

And Nick just said, "Why aren't we doing this in India?

Shouldn't I be taking my bride from her home?"

-Wow. -And when he said that,

I was like, "Oh, well..."

I mean, in India, it becomes a thing, then, you know?

-It's a giant deal.

-Because I know a gazillion people there.

[ Laughter ]

-Explain what this is.

-This is a thing called a Sangeet that we do.

It's like the rehearsal dinner but not boring.

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah, I know. Yeah. I did it.

-So, there's, like, basically a song-and-dance competition

that the families put up for the bride and groom.

So the Team Bride, Team Groom, and it's secret.

So, the families, the other person can't know

because it's a competition.

Now, because we're really extra, we had a giant trophy,

and it looked like Coachella. [ Laughter ]

-It really did. I mean, this is -- it did.

Look at this. This is a party, man.

[ Laughter ]

That's a rager. Are you kidding me?

I just love it. Well, look at Nick.

He's very competitive. -He came out of a cake.

He literally came out of a cake. They brought it.

His side of the family was -- I was shocked.

'Cause we took it a little bit for granted that --

You know, I mean, they don't know anything about a Sangeet.

We told them that it's like a --

You have to dance and sing and all of that.

But they brought it in such a big way.

-They're a talented family, the Jonases.

-Yeah. We -- I can dance,

and my family can dance, but they have talent.

-Yeah. They -- Well...

-You know, because all of us can dance.

You can dance. Everyone can dance.

-Everyone can dance, but I don't know if everyone should.

-Yeah. That's my point.

-Yeah, yeah, exactly. -Theirs can and should.

-And do everything. Yeah.

-Both your families --

Do you have a celebrity nickname?

-Oh, you know my favorite celebrity nickname.

-Is it taking off? -I debuted it on your show.

-Did it take off?

-No one's taking up my celebrity name.

-What do you want to be called? -Prick!

[ Laughter ]

You guys. -Priyanka and Nick.

-Prick! -I don't think --

No one's gonna -- -That's what I'm saying.

Nobody -- It feels like nobody wants to --

Imagine both of us walking out of this --

These curtains open. Would you guys be like,

"Prick! Prick!"?

[ Laughter ]

-I don't think you want that, though.

-But I think it's so cool and unique.

-It's kind of catchy. -Nick doesn't like it.

-Yeah, he does not like it. -It's not catching on.

I'm very upset about my creativity.

And then, here's this picture of you guys the other night.

-This is Super Bowl. -This is during the Super Bowl.

-Me watching the Super Bowl.

[ Laughter ] -You're asleep.

You're not watching the Super Bowl at all.

-That's what I mean. That's what I meant.

-You posted this. I loved it.

And I know the Internet went crazy,

because they're like, "Who took this?"

-I mean, what? -Who took this photo?

-Guys, don't you ever go out with friends,

and you're sitting in a bunch of friends,

and you do something cute and another friend takes a picture?

-Oh, yeah. -This is my cousin Vivia.

We were like eight of us sitting and watching the Super Bowl.

I fell asleep, and she took a picture.

[ Laughter ] -All right, good.

-She was, like, "You're probably the first person

who fell asleep during the Super Bowl."

[ Laughter ] I think a lot of people did.

Yeah, I think a lot of people fell asleep.

-I didn't want to say that. You said it.

-No, I did. I said it.

No, I stayed awake for the whole thing but barely.

I want to talk about this.

You're working on a memoir, as well.

-Yes. Yes, I'm writing a book, as well,

this year, which I'm excited about.

-Do you have a title yet? -Yeah.

It's called "Unfinished." -Yeah.

-'Cause there's so much I want to do with my life.

And because I haven't written any yet.

-I was gonna say, yeah. [ Laughter ]

You're still writing the book as we speak.

-Continuing to be filling it. -Exactly, yeah.

That's pretty cool. -Yeah.

-What made you want to do that?

-I think I've always been a super-private person in my life.

I've never really discussed my personal side of things,

my feelings through my career.

And I think getting married, and in the last

two or three years, I found my feet a lot more

as a woman, as a person.

I'm not so insecure.

So I felt like this was the right time to sort of

delve into things before I change my mind.

-Yeah.

-And go back into my shell again.

So I'm doing it this year.

-How is married life now and home?

-It's different. [ Laughter ]

-It really is, right?

-Yes. It's very different.

Okay. So I lived in New York before,

and Nick lived in L.A. -Yeah.

-So now we share both our homes.

Now, nothing works in my house, because I'm never in my house.

And my coffee machine doesn't work,

the air-conditioning makes some sounds.

It's cute. My house is beautiful.

But, like, there's just -- nothing works.

And everything in Nick's house is immaculate.

His alarms work. His lights --

[ Laughter ]

My alarms never work. -His alarms work.

-Mine never do! And it's so annoying.

My doorbell doesn't work. -Really?

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I hate that. -Sometimes.

And when I went into Nick's house and started staying there,

it used to make me so nervous.

'Cause, you know, when something is super clean

and you take off your shoes, it just -- it bothers you.

And his house is perfect.

-It's just immaculate.

-So, like, my dog peed on his carpet the first --

[ Laughter ]

-Dude, oh, my gosh.

He's like, "What am I doing, man?"

-And it's a white carpet, too! -Oh, no.

-Before he came home -- I can't tell you,

I went through everything -- cleaners, baking soda,

scrubbing, serious elbow grease.

Got it out. -You did.

-But he still noticed. -He still -- yeah.

Yeah.