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- Woot, woot, fruity toots!

Welcome to another episode of Fruits React!

- That's right, today we're going to react

to some of the biggest videos on our channel.

- Biggest videos, huh?

Well, Little Apple must not be in them! (laughs)

- Aw, not necessary, dude!

- I am an orange! (laughs)

- Oh, yeah, I'm a fan of this one already! (laughs)

- (groans) Starting off the episode

with puns already, I see.

- Heck, yeah!

This episode is going to be pun-believable! (laughs)

- Oh, brother.

- Hey, Doughboy!

- What?

- Rolling pin!

(Dough shrieks) - Oh!

- That was flat-out crazy! (laughs)

- Ha, funny.

You know, I've seen a few fan theories online

that say because bad things always happen to characters

right after you warn them about danger

that you're actually causing those things to happen.

- What?

Hey, yo, what you talking 'bout?

- Hey, I'm just saying!

Whenever you say, "Knife," a knife appears.

Coincidence?

- Hey!

It's just because I can see what's coming before they do!

I'm helping!

- Sure, dude, sure.

- I'm not evil! (laughs)

- (laughs) Knife!

(Loaf shrieks)

- See, case in point, this is what I was talking about!

- Pear, would you stop it?

- (laughs) So, seriously, I think Dough goes through more

than any other character we've ever had on the show.

- Yeah, he gets flattened, cooked,

knifed, toasted, knifed again.

- Yeah, I don't know how his day could get any worse.

- I mean, he could always be forced to hang out

with Grapefruit after all that.

(Orange laughs) - Oh, yeah, that would do it.

That would do it.

- Oh? (shrieks)

- Ew! - Oh, wow!

I totally forgot about that one!

Another character getting knifed in this episode?

- You butter believe it!

(Orange laughs) - Oh, come on!

- You love it!

- No, I actually don't love it!

- Yeah, write in the comments that Pear loves it! (laughs)

- No, don't give the audience bad ideas.

- Hey!

Ow! - Oh!

- Whoa!

- Strawberry, what happened?

- Oh, I think I landed on my teeth.

(laughter)

- I remember this episode!

- Yeah, it's a good one!

- Although I'm starting to see a theme

between all of our top videos.

- Like, all of our top videos have a lot of terrible things

happening to our food friends?

- Oh, no, not that!

That I'm looking so fly!

- Oh, brother. - Look at that--

- good looking orange!

He's looking so good! - Stop it!

- He's looking so good!

Man, come on! - Quit it.

Knock it off.

- I'm loking real a-peel-ing!

(Orange laughs) - Stop!

- Orange, every time we talk to these guys

they get chopped up!

- See, see?

This is what I was talking about!

- What?

- That because you're saying, "Knife," and stuff,

they actually appear.

You're causing it!

- Pear, that's ridiculous!

- I don't know, dude.

There might be something to this fan theory.

- What's your pal's name?

Mr. Green Jeans?

(Orange laughs) (Pear groans)

- Good one. - Oh, I'm sorry.

We're just trying to save your life!

But then you?

You got to go and be an apple!

Well, you know what?

- Uh-oh. - What?

- Knife!

(Cutting sound) - Ooh!

- Well, you know what, Pear?

- What? - If that fan theory is right,

that means you just helped me murder that guy.

- Oh.

Yeah.

Um, yeah, that fan theory's ridiculous!

(Orange laughs)

- Get your paws off me, mister!

- Oh, man, now this is a classic.

- Oh, no it's Monster Burger! (yells)

- Okay, why are you screaming? - Monster Burger!

Get him away!

Dude, we've established he's not a monster!

- No, it's true, Pear!

He listens to Justin Bieber!

He's a monster! (laughs) (Pear groans)

- Stop it right now!

- Normal-- (shrieks)

(Orange laughs) - Oh, man.

- Sorry, itchy trigger finger.

(laughter)

- It's funny because I don't have any fingers!

- Yeah, I always wondered what it would actually be like

to have fingers.

- Yeah, me, too!

- Huh, okay, well, what would you do if you had fingers?

- Oh, man, I'd be giving everybody wet willies!

- (groans) Okay, so you get fingers,

and that's what you choose to do with them?

- Pear, I don't think you understand

the hilarity of wet willies!

- Yeah, yeah, that's it.

- I'd be giving Little Apple wet wilies,

a Grapefruit wet willies.

I'd give Grandpa Lemon some wet willies!

- You know, how are you going to give wet willies

to someone that doesn't have ears?

- Oh.

Oh, no!

- Yeah. - Pear!

- What?

- My plans are ruined! - No.

- Oh, my whole life is a lie! (laughs)

- Okay, can you just tone it down a little bit?

- Ooh, sun's out, gun's out!

- Ah, that was terrible.

- (laughs) Well, you know me!

Sun's out, pun's out!

(Orange laughs) - Oh, wow.

- You love it!

- I walked right into that one,

and I don't even have legs.

- Wait, we don't have legs? (yells)

- Would you stop it? - My life is a lie!

- Quit doing that! (Orange laughs)

- Daga, daga!

(Monster Burger yells, Burger shrieks)

- Ooh!

- You know, I don't think people realize

how much of a metaphor this is for real life.

- How do you mean?

- Well, I mean, it's a statement about

controlling your anger in life!

If you can't control your anger,

the monster inside of you can consume you

until you're nothing!

- Wow, that came from a really deep place.

- Yeah.

So did this!

Hooey! (farts)

- Oh no! (Orange laughs)

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