Whoa! What class is this?

Baldi: Oh, hi!

Orange: Whoa, who the heck are you?

Baldi: Welcome to Baldi's Basics!

Orange: YO WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT!?

Baldi: What?

Orange: You're making fun of my lack of hair AND calling me basic!?

Ooh, you gonna get it!

Baldi: No, no, no, no. MY name is Baldi. And this class is called Baldi's Basics.

Orange: Oh, okay. I'll let it go this time, but only because we have the same hairstyle. (laughs)

Baldi: (grunts)

Orange: Oh, come on that was HAIR-larious! (laughs)

Baldi: (grunts) Okay, that's enough.

Orange: Hey, Professor Baldi guy!

Baldi: Just Baldi is fine!

Orange: Hey! Hey, Baldi Bean Butt!

Baldi: COLDER! Definitely colder!

Orange: Hey, BaldI Bartle Farts McDougle Booty!

Baldi: HOLY MOLEY! What is wrong with you?!

Orange: You're so bald, I bet if you took a shower, you'd get brainwashed! (laughs)

Baldi: Haha, very funny.

Orange: You look like Vin Diesal and Mr. Clean had a baby. (laughs)

Baldi: Okay, that's not nice, Orange!

Orange: I'm just saying, you really know your bald when you use toothpaste and shampoo. (laughs)

Baldi: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Orange: Ugh!

Baldi: Orange, this is MY classroom, and you will listen to ME!

Orange: Okay, fine.

Baldi: Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject!

Orange: Pantsless Karaoke?

Baldi: No!

Orange: Cooking with bowling balls?

Baldi: THOSE are NOT school subjects!

Orange: Polar bear pillow fighting!

Baldi: NO!!! Math! Everyone's favorite subject is MATH!

Orange: Said no one ever. (laughs)

Baldi: Now, I'm gonna give you 3 questions!

Orange: Can they be questions about kazoos? I'm REALLY good at questions about kazoos.

Baldi: UGHHH!!! Now, the questions will be on this handy-dandy Think Pad! Here you go!

Orange: Cool! It looks like Big Bird crapped on a speak n' spell! (laughs)

Baldi: (groans) Now, problem 1.

7 + 9 =

Orange: WHAAAAT? 7 and 9 can't be in a math problem together!

Baldi: What? Why not?

Orange: Because 7 8 9! (laughs)

Baldi: GRRRRR!!!

Orange: Hmmm... carry the 5... move the decimal over 3 places... divide by a hamster ball...

Baldi: Grrr! Did you just say, "divide by a hamster ball?"

Orange: Yeah! That's the step that comes before multiplying it by Justin Bieber's nipple, right? (laughs)

Baldi: (groans)

Okay! If you're having trouble with the problem, think of it this way!

If you had 7 kazoos, and I gave you 9 more kazoos, how many kazoos would you have?

Orange: Honestly, I still wouldn't have enough kazoos.

Baldi: (stutters) No!

Orange: I'd probably have to steal Pear's credit card and buy at least a bajillion more from Kazoos R' Us.

Baldi: This isn't a philosophical question about how many kazoos are enough to make you happy!

Orange: Of course, if you gave me 9 kazoos that were magic kazoos that had wish-granting genies inside of them, that'd be a different story all-together.

Baldi: Orange, you're getting off-track and-

Orange: Cuz then I'd wish for a kazoo cloning machine! Then I'd never run out of kazoos, like, ever!

Baldi: ORANGE! 7+9!

Orange: Sheesh, okay! 16! The answer is 16!

Baldi: Fantastic! You're doing great!

Orange: Hey-hey! Thanks! Now, back to the kazoos!

Baldi: PROBLEM 2!!!!

5-3=

Orange: (groans) I'm bored of math! Does this thing play Fortnite?

Baldi: NO!

Orange: Hey, why hasn't anybody made a game called Fartnite? Now that would be a real GAS! (farts and laughs)

Baldi: Orange!!!

Orange: Okay, okay. 2! As in you can't have toot without two! (farts and laughs again)

Baldi: Good job! You did great!

Orange: Thanks! I'm pretty skilled at farting! (farts for the 3rd time)

Baldi: THAT'S ENOUGH FARTING! (Orange laughs) Now, Orange, it's time for problem 3!

Orange: Pollen tree? Baldi: Problem 3!

Orange: Goblin knee? Baldi: PROBLEM 3!

Baldi: You gotta pee? Gross, dude! TMI! (laughs)

Baldi: AHHH!! I've HAD IT with you!!! HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM 3!!

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Orange: Emm... I think your boring machine is broken.

Baldi: Oh, it's not broken. YOU have to answer it! Just like that! And remember, I get angrier every problem you get wrong!

Orange: WORK, YOU STUPID MACHINE!!! MAKE MORE SENSE!!!

Baldi: Hey! STOP THAT!

Orange: Nah, I'm gonna keep doing it. AHHHHHHH!

Baldi: HEY!

Orange: PLAY FORTNITE, YOU BIG BIRD TURD!

Baldi: GRRR!! Gimme that!

Orange: Hey! I was breaking that!

Baldi: I am DONE teaching math!! Now it's time to teach you a NEW lesson! YOU! You are the most IRRITATING pile of pulp EVER!!! If being annoying was an olympic sport, you'd win!

Orange: First Prize?

Baldi: Yes! You'd win first prize! Now, time for that lesson!

Orange: No! First Prize!

Baldi: What?

1st Prize: I see you!

Baldi: AHHHH!!!!!

1st Prize: Will you marry me?

Orange: Whoa! Baldi sure is a PUSHOVER! (laughs)

Ohh...

Playtime: Let's play!

Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Playtime: Heeheehee! Orange: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!