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  • (Orange screams)

  • (Worm screams)

  • (hammer smashes candy heart)

  • (Apple eats jelly bean)

  • (Grape Fruit groans)

  • - Hey, hey Rainbow Snake, hey Rainbow Snake, hey!

  • - I'm a worm, not a snake!

  • - Snake!

  • Hey, hey Snake!

  • - I'm not a snake!

  • - Do something a snake would do.

  • - Stop!

  • - A snake wouldn't say it like that.

  • He'd say it like... (Orange makes the S sound)

  • Stop! (Orange laughs loudly)

  • - Gummy worm!

  • - A gummy worm?

  • What makes you gummy?

  • - Well, I'm made of--

  • - Is it because you don't have any teeth?

  • - You can clearly see I have teeth.

  • - Hey, do you talk like this?

  • - You know very well I don't talk like that.

  • - I bet you do, I bet you talk just like this.

  • - Stop doing that!

  • - Stop doing that! (Orange laughs)

  • - Stop it, just stop it!

  • How are you this incredibly annoying?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Sorry, I just don't know what came over me, just that--

  • - It's okay, I'll let you off the hook this time.

  • (Orange laughs) - Stop it already!

  • - Hey, hey worm, hey worm, hey!

  • - What?

  • What!

  • What!

  • - Knife. - With your

  • teeth, use your teeth!

  • - Oh,

  • knife.

  • (Worm screams)

  • - Oh!

  • Yikes!

  • - Goodbye cruel world.

  • Oh, it's curtains for me, curtains...

  • Woe!

  • - Woe!

  • - Do you know what this means?

  • - Yeah, we've got worms. (Orange laughs)

  • (upbeat rock music)

  • - Blue, definitely blue.

  • - No way that's my favorite color!

  • - Wow, we have so much in common.

  • - Yeah, you don't know the half of it!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Oh, shut up!

  • - Seriously, Orange, we're tryna--

  • - Reconnect? (Orange laughs)

  • - So angry right now!

  • - I could just lose my head!

  • - You could say that again.

  • - Huh?

  • - Knife's back.

  • (Worm 2 screams)

  • - Yikes!

  • There's no worming your way out of this one!

  • (Worm 1 screams)

  • Who uses a knife to cut gummy snakes?

  • (worm pieces sigh)

  • Wow!

  • (worm pieces laugh)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Wait, why are we all laughing?

  • - Brothers, we are impervious to the knife.

  • Do you know what this means?

  • - We are invincible!

  • - [Worm Pieces] Hoorah!

  • - Gees, these snakes are throwing a real hissy fit!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - With our numbers, we have the largest,

  • gummiest army in the entire kitchen!

  • Our delicious dominance is imminent!

  • - Not if we have anything to say about it, you not!

  • - Gummy Bears!

  • - Prepare to eat dirt you filthy worms!

  • - Gladly!

  • - Yeah, we like dirt, we're worms.

  • - Yeah, well mark my words.

  • When the dust clears from the battle field, it will be--

  • - Hey, hey Bear, hey Bear, hey!

  • - Come on, I was about to deliver a really cool line!

  • - Sorry to burst your bubble there fellas.

  • But you aint having a gummy war without us!

  • - Chewing Gum!

  • - Watch out, they really know how to stick together.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Heads up!

  • - Woe!

  • Sorry to drop in unannounced.

  • - Oh come on!

  • They both had awesome entrance lines.

  • You couldn't interrupt those guys?

  • - No way, that would have been unbearable.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Bears grunt)

  • - Sir, there's so many of them.

  • I'm , I'm scared.

  • - Don't be, this will make our victory all the sweeter!

  • [Gummy Worms] Hoorah!

  • (Bears scream)

  • (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)

  • - Holy cow!

  • (Bears, worms, Gum, and Gum Drops scream)

  • - Can't move!

  • - So, everybody's stuck, huh?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Yup.

  • - Yeah.

  • This happens every time!

  • - Woe, talk about a sticky situation!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Well fellas, looks like another stale mate.

  • - Well, it's true what they say:

  • "There are no winners in a gum war."

  • - Friends, I believe we've learned

  • a very important lesson today.

  • - Yeah, you should never bring a knife to a gum fight.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - What the heck are you even talking about?

  • (human slashes gummy pile with knife)

  • (Gummies scream) - Woe!

  • Now that's something to ball about.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Oh!

  • - Another ball?

  • - You know what this means?

  • - Get 'em!

  • (Gummies scream and grunt)

  • - Hey fruit lovers, it's yah boy, Little Apple.

  • I'm here with Grapefruit, and today

  • we're taking on the sour candy challenge!

  • - A challenge might not be the right word for it.

  • This is gonna be a breeze for me.

  • - Okay then; so I bought a bunch a different sour candies.

  • Lemon Heads, Atomic War Heads, Sour Patch Kids.

  • What'd you bring, Grapefruit?

  • And also, why is that barrel next

  • to you glowing green so ominously?

  • (Grapefruit laughs) - I'm glad you asked.

  • I take it you don't know about Extreme Danger Goo.

  • - No, never heard of it.

  • - Little Apple, prepare to have

  • your mind blown and your lips pursed.

  • Extreme Danger Goo is only the sourest

  • candy in the known universe.

  • Just look at the warning label.

  • Use with extreme caution: May dissolve your intestines,

  • may dissolve your tongue, may dissolve

  • materials of any kind.

  • - What! (vinyl record scratching)

  • Why would anyone want to put this stuff in their body?

  • - For greatness, of course.

  • To achieve something that's never been achieved before.

  • - You mean no one's ever eaten Extreme Danger Goo?

  • - Not without getting irreparable

  • stomach ulcers, they haven't.

  • And yours truly is gonna be the first.

  • - Oh, I guess if that floats your boat.

  • I take it you've been training yourself--

  • - Oh, you silly, silly, silly Little Apple.

  • Of course I haven't been training.

  • Do you understand how tough I am?

  • I'll be able to handle it.

  • - Okay, but--

  • - Don't you worry about me little buddy.

  • I've got abs of steel, and a small intestine tom match it.

  • Shall we begin?

  • - All right: first up we got Lemon Heads.

  • (Little Apple and Grape Fruit gulp)

  • Mm, very delicious.

  • Only mildly sour.

  • I'm gonna give these one pucker.

  • Grape Fruit? - Oh I mean,

  • these things are at least an eight

  • or nine on the pucker scale.

  • Nuthin' I can't handle, but wow,

  • my cheeks are practically touching each other

  • on the inside of my mouth!

  • - Are you serious?

  • Lemon Heads aren't even that sour.

  • - They aren't?

  • What does the warning label on the box say?

  • - Dude, there is no warning label.

  • - Like I'm gonna take your word for it.

  • You're illiterate. (Little Apple screams)

  • - For the last time, I am not illiterate!

  • If you can't take Lemon Heads, I don't think

  • you're gonna be able to handle that

  • Danger Goop stuff that you brought.

  • - It's danger Goo, thank you very much.

  • And I will absolutely be able to stand it.

  • I just gotta ease the old taste buds into it.

  • Warm 'em up first, that's all.

  • What do we got next?

  • - Okay, next up are Atomic War Heads.

  • - Okay, sounds intense.

  • (Little Apple gulps)

  • (Grape Fruit gulps) - Oh, this this thing's

  • at least six puckers.

  • - Really, you give it a six?

  • - What, you don't think it's sour?

  • - Not in the slightest; I give it one pucker.

  • In fact, I give it, zero puckers.

  • That's just how tough I am.

  • - So, if it's zero puckers, why is

  • your entire face puckered right now?

  • - I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • - Whatever!

  • So I guess you'll have no problem

  • with the most intense candy I brought, Toxic Waste.

  • - Toxic what now?

  • (vinyl record scratching)

  • - Toxic Waste.

  • Go ahead, have some since you're so tough!

  • I bet it's nowhere near as sour

  • as that Danger Goo you brought.

  • - Okay, let's take it easy.

  • Let's just take a minute and think about what we're doing.

  • Is is hot in here?

  • Can we open a window?

  • (Grape Fruit cries)

  • (Little Apple gulps)

  • - Oh, whoa!

  • No, that's the sourest candy yet!

  • I'm gonna give it 10 puckers.

  • - !0?

  • That's all of the puckers!

  • - Go ahead tough guy; pucker up!

  • (Grape Fruit gulps)

  • - Oh, that's not so-- (Grape Fruit gags and screams)

  • That barely even registered to my super-tough taste buds.

  • I'm gonna give it zero puckers.

  • - Is that why you puckers so hard

  • your entire body turned inside out?

  • - Let's go with, Yes.

  • - So, should we even continue?

  • - No, no, I'm all puckered out for the day.

  • - Probably for the best.

  • That Danger Goo stuff dissolved straight

  • through its packaging, and the counter!

  • - Oh!

  • Oh, thank goodness.

  • My stomach is screaming in pain right now.

  • - Holy Toledo!

  • That hole's super deep.

  • I wonder how far down it went?

  • - I mean that stuff is pretty darn sour.

  • It coulda gone straight down to

  • the Earth's core for all we know.

  • (Grape Fruit laughs)

  • (Little Apple laughs) - That's funny!

  • I mean, it's a joke, right?

  • You don't think it actually could've

  • gone all the way down to the...

  • (high intensity music)

  • Was that your stomach?

  • - It was not.

  • (Little Apple and Grapefruit scream)

  • - [Announcer] This week's Emoji Raps

  • comes to you from Princess M.

  • - Yo, rap about candy!

  • - [Announcer] Emoji Rap, go!

  • ♪ Here's a lolly pop and a look out ♪

  • ♪ I'm candy rappin' ♪

  • ♪ Bars so tasty it's nuts ♪

  • ♪ So here's Hershey's Kiss ♪

  • ♪ You know what ♪

  • ♪ Gotcha seeing heart candy ♪

  • ♪ Rhymes so hot they melt in your handy ♪

  • ♪ So sweet they go to your thighs ♪

  • ♪ Give you lolly pop eyes ♪

  • ♪ Got it made in the shade ♪

  • ♪ Like a hundred Grand per day ♪

  • ♪ While you Cry Babies are sweatin' ♪

  • ♪ Making dumb faces ♪

  • ♪ With yah Mr. Young faces ♪

  • ♪ Open your eyes ♪

  • ♪ Take a peep at the rhymes that I'm droppin' ♪

  • ♪ Like War Heads on you Airheaded guys ♪

  • ♪ The realization ♪

  • ♪ I may hurt like bightin' into Jaw Breaker ♪

  • ♪ And be glad in the end ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause what I'm spittin' is a Life Saver ♪

  • ♪ If you can't stand the heat ♪

  • ♪ Don't eat the Hot Tomalies ♪

  • ♪ Can't stand the sweet ♪

  • ♪ Then don't lick the Lolly ♪

  • ♪ Poppin' off to the right ♪

  • ♪ Poppin' off to the left ♪

  • ♪ Snickers rep these bars ♪

  • ♪ You get smoked like a candy cigarette ♪

  • ♪ What ♪

  • ♪ Hershey's Hugs and Kisses ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause yah through through through ♪

  • ♪ Here flows a Milk Dud ♪

  • ♪ And yah brought the poo poo poo ♪

  • ♪ Cry to mom and dad ♪

  • ♪ Get mad but yah breath will still be bad ♪

  • ♪ But we put the Laffy n Taffy behind your back ♪

  • ♪ Relax Mr. Good Bars can be spat ♪

  • ♪ With some practice hey ♪

  • ♪ You don't have to sell your soul ♪

  • ♪ In order to rap this way ♪

  • ♪ Remember the surprise ♪

  • ♪ When you first ate Pop Rocks ♪

  • ♪ Harness that and worrying that ♪

  • ♪ For rapping that's top notch ♪

  • ♪ Much love to Sweet Tarts ♪

  • ♪ But approve to Jelly Beans ♪

  • ♪ Shout out to my Nerds ♪

  • ♪ Scream to my Ice Cream ♪

  • (Orange screams)

  • (explosion)

  • Aye yo, it's A to the O, back again

  • with a brand new crazy challenge video.

  • Hold on to your butts, 'cause things

  • are about to get cheeky!

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (upbeat rock music)

  • All right, let's go the viewers suggestion

  • to see what we're gonna do today.

  • Hey Orange, I challenge you to dump

  • 10,000,000 Skittles on Pear's head.

  • Wow!

  • You went right for the big guns right away.

  • You coulda suggested a thousand,

  • a hundred thousand, or like a million.

  • But no, you went for 10,000,000 Skittles!

  • I like the way you think, and I'm not gonna sugar coat this.

  • We're about to rainbow on Pear's parade.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Sorry, I had to.

  • Puns are mandatory!

  • All right, we see our victim.

  • A pear-shaped green weirdo, with a love of reading.

  • Some would call him an intellectual.

  • But I would call him perpetual.

  • Perpetually boring, that is.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Hey, do realize I can hear you, right?

  • - Woops! (Orange laughs)

  • - Why are you filming me right now?

  • I'm trying to read.

  • (Orange laughs) - It's time to

  • get excited, Pear!

  • - Why?

  • - Because, we have a brand new viewer request.

  • - Oh no.

  • That's usually not a good thing for me.

  • - What are yah talkin' about?

  • - What am I talking about?

  • Um, hello; anytime the audience suggests anything,

  • I either get farted on, thrown off the counter,

  • blown up, or transformed into something weird.

  • So excuse me if I'm a little skittish

  • about anything involving a prompt from the audience.

  • - Aw, don't be skittish.

  • They'll be plenty of time for you

  • to be Skittle-ish very soon. (Orange laughs sinisterly)

  • - Like that, right there!

  • What does that even mean?

  • - Don't worry, Pear.

  • It's nothing like any of those things you mentioned.

  • - Yeah, right.

  • - Would I lie to you?

  • - Yes, you would!

  • You lie to me on daily basis. (books screams)

  • - Whatchu talkin' bout?

  • - Hah!

  • Stick your head in the toilet, Pear.

  • There's a treasure inside it, Pear.

  • - Okay, so maybe not the treasure you were looking for.

  • - Press this button, Pear; it's definitely

  • not gonna detonate TnT, Pear!

  • - Well technically, it didn't detonate the TnT.

  • The button lit the candle that started the fuse.

  • - Quick, Pear; look at the internet,

  • because Zane finally joined back up with fruit direction.

  • - Okay, I can't argue there.

  • - I will never forgive you for that one.

  • - No Pear, just listen.

  • Seriously, all we're gonna do is give you some Skittles.

  • - Skittles?

  • You mean like the candy?

  • - Yeah, you know, "Taste the rainbow."

  • - I, I do like Skittles.

  • What's the catch?

  • - Well, the catch is, you can try and catch 'em if you want.

  • But honestly, I think there's gonna be

  • way too many to actually catch.

  • - Wait, wait, wait, wait; uh, how many

  • Skittles are you gonna be giving me?

  • - You mean dropping on you.

  • - What!

  • Dropping on me?

  • How many Skittles are you gonna be dropping on me?

  • - Just a few.

  • - Define, just a few!

  • - Um, 10,000,000.

  • See yah!

  • - What!

  • - Release the Skittles!

  • - No!

  • - Woo hoo, making it rain!

  • (Pear screams)

  • ♪ It's raining 10 ♪

  • ♪ Million Skittles ♪

  • ♪ It's raining 10 ♪

  • ♪ Million Skittles ♪

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - There's so many! (Pear screams)

  • - This is sweet! (Orange laughs)

  • Well color me impressed! (Orange laughs)

  • (Pear screams)

  • - You monster!

  • - Oh, come on, Pear, don't sweet the small stuff.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Enough with the puns!

  • It's bad enough that you buried me in Skittles.

  • I don't need terrible puns on top of it.

  • - Oh Pear, I'm sorry.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Yeah, I'm sorry, but there's no

  • such thing as a terrible pun.

  • (Orange laughs) (Pear grunts)

  • - Dude! (Pear sighs)

  • Who's gonna clean all this up?

  • - Not it! (Orange laughs)

  • - What!

  • (Pear grunts) Are you serious?

  • (solum flute music)

  • Well, I guess I should just enjoy the quiet.

  • - Oh, um Pear?

  • - And I spoke too soon.

  • Yes, Orange.

  • - That was only the first 5,000,000 Skittles.

  • - What!

  • (gong strikes) (Orange murmurs)

  • (Pear screams)

  • - Pear, it's your turn, you playin' or not?

  • - Just a sec.

  • A moving van just pulled up next door.

  • - New neighbors; we should invite them

  • over to play horse with us.

  • - Little Apple's right.

  • It's the neighborly thing to do.

  • (Orange laughs sinisterly)

  • - Hi yah guys.

  • (Pear, Little Apple, and Orange scream)

  • - My name is Bubble Gum.

  • My family moved into the kitchen next door.

  • I was supposed to help my parents unpack the truck

  • but they said I should go outside and get some air.

  • Which really means that they're tire of hearing me talk

  • and want me to leave them alone for a while.

  • Oh wow, you guys have a basketball hoop in your kitchen?

  • We don't have a basketball hoop.

  • We do have swimming pool though.

  • You guys like to jump rope?

  • - Wee! - You guys know where

  • the nearest pony lives that I could ride?

  • - Um... - Do you guys know

  • if there's a bowling ally nearby?

  • I don't actually like bowling that much.

  • It's just that we had a bowling ally near our old kitchen

  • and I'd always get free sodas, because it had

  • a vending machine that accidentally gave them away for free

  • if you giggled the Dr. Pepper button just right.

  • Hey, where did everyone go?

  • Are we playing hide and go seek?

  • That's like my favorite game!

  • Well my actual favorite game is duck, duck, goose.

  • Okay, now that's a lie, it's actually freeze tag.

  • But I sometimes like tether ball.

  • (crickets chirp)

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • My grandma said that I was talking too much

  • and that I should go over and meet

  • our new neighbors and make some new friends.

  • So I came over here to say, "Hi,"

  • and to tell you that I have two ferrets and three gerbils.

  • And the names of the ferrets are Fir Ball and Muffin.

  • And the names of the gerbils are Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

  • And if you guys wanna come over

  • and see them sometime, you can.

  • They're really nice; except, Crackle bights sometimes.

  • What are all of your names?

  • - I'm Pear, and this is Orange, and this is--

  • - I'm practicing to break the world record

  • for the biggest bubble gum bubble ever blown.

  • My brother says I'll never be able to do it,

  • but my dad said I should go for it.

  • My mom said I should go for it too.

  • I think they like it when I blow bubbles

  • because it means I can't talk while I'm doing it.

  • But at the same time, they just

  • might be supportive of my dream.

  • Hey, do you guys have grasshoppers here?

  • We had grasshoppers at my old kitchen,

  • and I caught 34 of them in a jar,

  • and named them Dave, Sammy, Mr. Kricles, Roberto--

  • - Hey, Bubble Gum.

  • Maybe you could blow a bubble for us right now?

  • - Good call; it'll keep her mouth occupied for a while.

  • - Blow a bubble for you guys?

  • That's a really, really great idea,

  • because I haven't practiced much today.

  • And I really should stick to my regimen

  • if I wanna break the world record someday.

  • (Bubble Gum whips a stick of gum out and gulps)

  • - Ah, peace and quiet.

  • - Now, back to horse.

  • What does everybody have?

  • I have H.

  • - I have an H-O.

  • - And I have nothing, not even hands.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - All right, Pear, Orange is beating us.

  • We gotta get Orange a letter.

  • - You guys couldn't get me letter

  • even if you had a stamp!

  • (Orange laughs) - Don't worry, I have a great

  • idea for a super-difficult shot

  • you'll never be able to make.

  • Watch this.

  • (Pear grunts)

  • (basketball hits Bubble Gum)

  • - Huh? - Hi yah guys.

  • - Wow!

  • Who knew the neighbor kid was such an air head?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - This isn't even as big as I can get.

  • I can get way bigger than if I had more gum.

  • But my mom says I should eat my vegetables

  • if I wanna get bigger someday.

  • But that's gross, because vegetables taste gross.

  • And it also strikes me as a moral gray area

  • because some of my best friends

  • in my old kitchen were vegetables.

  • - I can't shoot, she's blocking the hoop.

  • - So bounce it off her.

  • - Okay.

  • - And then after I forgot to feed our dog,

  • my mom said, "Bubble Gum, no more dogs."

  • (Ball hits Bubble Gum) - Ow!

  • - Wow, nice shot, Pear!

  • Now you have match it, Orange.

  • - You're on, Bubble or nothing.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - And my brother got... (ball hits Bubble)

  • Ow!

  • A new bike, but I had to ride his old one.

  • But that's okay, because mom said...

  • (ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!

  • That as soon as I...

  • (ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!

  • Can ride without training...

  • Ow! Wheels, I...

  • Ow! Can pick out...

  • (ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!

  • A new bike.

  • Ow! That is...

  • (ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!

  • Andy color I...

  • (ball hits Bubble Gum) Ow!

  • Want. (Orange laughs)

  • Pink is probably my favorite color.

  • Wait, no that's a lie.

  • It's actually yellow, but also blue sometimes.

  • And well, okay, it looks like the wind

  • has decided it's time for me to go home now.

  • But hopefully, I'll see you guys again soon

  • and we can catch some grasshopper, maybe.

  • Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to tell you guys

  • the names of the rest of my grasshoppers.

  • There was Susan, Dia, Quent, Double Baggins, Renaldo,

  • Jiminy Grasshopper, Jan, Fran, Pan, Dan, Stan--

  • - Fan? - Yep!

  • One of them was named Fan.

  • And also there was Chan, San, Ban--

  • - No, fan! (vinyl record scratches)

  • (Bubble Gum bursts)

  • - Wah oh, I think that really burst their bubble.

  • - Aw man, I popped.

  • Nobody tell my mom, please?

  • Pretty, pretty please, with whip cream on top.

  • She gets really embarrassed every time I pop.

  • - Let's scram before she starts talking again.

  • - Good call!

  • (vinyl record scratches) - Huh?

  • - Ooh, Pop; that reminds me of my gerbils.

  • I'm thinking of getting a fourth

  • gerbil named Crispy, but I'm not sure.

  • Maybe a better name would be Pudding,

  • or Biscuit, or Sonnie Bono, (Pear moans and groans)

  • - Can't escapte, stop! - Or maybe Moon Boots,

  • or maybe Fancy Butter, or maybe Chicken Little.

  • Or perhaps Steve and Zerita. (all three fruit scream)

  • - What up, what up, what up fruit lovers?

  • Little Apple and Pear here.

  • Today, we're gonna do the Bean Boozled Challenge!

  • Take it way, Pear!

  • - The Bean Boozled Challenge works like this.

  • Inside this canister are a bunch of jelly beans.

  • Let's get one really quick.

  • All right, so whichever jelly bean we pick

  • there's a 50% chance it's really great,

  • and a 50% chance it's really awful.

  • So take this red one, for example.

  • According to the sheet here, it might be Cheery Cherry,

  • or it might be boiled blood.

  • - Ew!

  • Boiled blood sounds gross!

  • - Hey, who you callin' gross?

  • You got a problem with me?

  • You got a problem with me!

  • Draw me some arms! (illustrator draws arms)

  • Yeah, come at me, bro.

  • Come on! - Hold up.

  • I think there might be some mistake.

  • - No mistake; you guys just dissed on boiled blood.

  • Now yous got my blood boiling.

  • What's up? (Boiled Blood laughs)

  • - See, I was unde the impression that boiled blood

  • was how you tasted, not your personality.

  • - Can't it be both?

  • Come on, fight back you dweeb!

  • Come on, come on, come on!

  • - I mean, I didn't expect him to be

  • a cognoscente jelly bean, but I mean,

  • should we eat 'em anyway?

  • - What?

  • No, of course not!

  • - Go head and just try to eat me.

  • You'll be eatin' a knuckle sandwich.

  • That's what you'll be eatin'!

  • Come on, come on. (Little Apple eats jelly bean)

  • - Wha, Little Apple, you just ate that guy.

  • - What?

  • He was a jerk!

  • Mm, taste like cherry though.

  • - Huh, didn't see that coming.

  • - Did someone call for cherry?

  • - Oh, hey there, you must be Cheery Cherry.

  • - I sure am. (jelly bean laughs)

  • Go head, eat me, please!

  • - You can't be serious.

  • - That's what I'm here for. (jelly bean laughs)

  • - I feel bad.

  • You're so nice.

  • - Aw, don't feel bad, it's what I always wanted.

  • (jelly bean laughs)

  • (Little Apple eats jelly bean) (vinyl record scratches)

  • - Dude!

  • - What, I was suppose to stand here

  • and listen to that dog whistle of a laugh again?

  • No thanks.

  • (Little Apple's stomach growls loudly)

  • - What was that?

  • Was that your stomach?

  • - Oh, Cheery Cherry taste like boiled blood.

  • Oh, yep, it's comin' back up!

  • (Little Apple hurls) (dramatic music)

  • (jelly bean giggles)

  • - That's what you get for judging a jelly bean by its cover.

  • - Aint that the truth!

  • - All right, who's the wise guy that ate me?

  • Let me at 'em.

  • Draw me a sword! (illustrator draws sword)

  • Let's do the thing! (Apple and Pear scream)

  • - UPS, special delivery.

  • - It's here, just in time for Valentines Day!

  • Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

  • - Nice dude!

  • Now you can finally show her how you feel.

  • - Show who how you feel?

  • - Um... - Uh, no one,

  • no one at all, Orange.

  • - Why are guys being so weird?

  • Do I have something on my face?

  • I think its just my eyeball.

  • - Dude, it's time you told him.

  • - You're right.

  • Okay, here goes: Orange, I have a crush on a girl.

  • And I don't want you to be angry about it, but--

  • - Oh no, you have a crush on Passion?

  • I mean, not that I would care.

  • 'Cause I absolutely, positively, definitely

  • do not have a crush on Passion.

  • - It's not Passion.

  • - Oh, well then who can it be?

  • - Hey guys!

  • What's going on?

  • Oh, cool looking box you got there, Little Apple.

  • (Little Apple laughs)

  • - My sister!

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • - Are you okay, Orange?

  • - Yeah, I'll be fine; just give me a second

  • to step into the fridge, think about it for a little bit.

  • (Orange hops off the counter)

  • (Orange hops into the refrigerator)

  • (Orange screams)

  • - Yo, I need you to sign for this.

  • Also, you should know I accidentally dropped the package

  • pretty good on the way over here.

  • That's how we do it at UPS.

  • So it might not be in very good shape,

  • but that's not my problem, suck it.

  • - What!

  • - Sorry, normally, I give an excuse, but nah.

  • I'm just really bad at my job,

  • so please sign of the package?

  • - No way man, not until I look inside.

  • (vinyl record scratches) - Dang it!

  • I should really get the signature

  • before admitted to dropping packages off the truck.

  • - It fell off a moving truck?

  • - Before rolling into the lake, yeah.

  • (Little Apple grunts and screams)

  • - So you never told me; what's in the box, Little Apple?

  • - Um, is Orange gone?

  • - Yeah, yeah, I think he's a little preoccupied right now.

  • (Orange screams)

  • - Well, here goes nothin'.

  • (Little Apple clears his throat)

  • Sis, I have somethin' to tell you.

  • Something that can only be expressed

  • by the contents of this box.

  • - Oh!

  • - So you can go ahead and open it.

  • You know, if you want.

  • - Of course I want to!

  • - Aw, candy hearts.

  • I love candy hearts!

  • - You do?

  • - Of course, I love the little nice things they say,

  • like, "Text me," too sweet!

  • - I love you!

  • Nothing, nothing.

  • - I hate you!

  • - Huh?

  • - Uh, that's not what I ordered.

  • - Shut up!

  • - Suck an egg man.

  • - Hey!

  • - What's the deal, your messages are romantic at all.

  • - They were a couple a hours ago.

  • But the ride over here was really rough.

  • We go dropped off a truck,

  • dipped in a super-cold lake,

  • then put in a fire!

  • (UPS guy chucklse) - Sorry about that,

  • I was trying to dry them out from the lake.

  • - Well, the whole experience put us

  • in a really sour mood.

  • So I'm sorry if our messages aren't exactly romantic.

  • - Aw man!

  • This is not how I saw Valentines Day going at all!

  • - Punch yourself in the face!

  • Do it! - That's mean!

  • - Fart. (green heart farts and laughs)

  • - What!

  • - Ah, he's a bit of an odd ball, that one.

  • - Well I got the message loud and clear, Little Apple.

  • You're a big meanie!

  • - Wait, no!

  • Aw man!

  • - So, I take it this is a bad time to ask you to sign for--

  • - Get away from me!

  • - Okay, okay, gees Louise!

  • - Little Apple, I've thought about it,

  • and I've come to a conclusion.

  • - Don't worry, Orange, I already screwed up

  • things with your sister.

  • You don't have to worry about it--

  • - I'm okay with you dating my sister.

  • (vinyl record scratches)

  • - Wait, what?

  • - After thinking about it, you're the

  • only guy I'd want her to date.

  • You're awesome!

  • Plus, if you ever get fresh with her,

  • you're so small, I'm pretty sure she could beat you up.

  • You have my blessing.

  • - Well, thanks Orange, but I think I already blew it.

  • - These candy hearts ruined everything

  • with their crude messages.

  • - Fart. (green heart farts and laughs)

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Oh, I mean, I'm sorry.

  • Don't worry, Little Apple.

  • It didn't work out today, but you'll

  • win her over, eventually.

  • - Thanks Orange.

  • No thanks to you, hearts!

  • - We been through a lot today,

  • so I'm sorry if we can't be in the

  • appropriate mood for you and your--

  • - Crush. - Yeah,

  • for you and your crush.

  • - No, crush!

  • - Huh? (human hammers candy heart)

  • (Orange screams)

  • (hammer smashes hearts)

  • - Get crushed by a hammer. (heart screams)

  • Oh, the irony!

  • - Wow!

  • Now that's what I call a Candy Crush!

  • (Orange laughs sinisterly)

  • - Well, I guess we should clean up after--

  • - Little Apple!

  • No!

  • - Holy Toledo!

  • Thanks Sissy!

  • I was almost apple sauce there for a second.

  • Well, it's not because you deserved it

  • after all those mean hearts.

  • - I know, I know.

  • - So,

  • will you sign? - No!

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • - What brings you to the candy bar, Orange?

  • - My friends made me leave their

  • side of the counter for a while.

  • They said my candy jokes are too corny.

  • (Orange and Bar laugh)

  • - Thanks for the pick-me-up, Orange.

  • I'm goin' through a bit of a Sour Patch right now.

  • But that was real Life Saver.

  • (Orange and Bar laugh)

  • - What can I say, "I'm a Sucker for candy puns."

  • (Orange and Bar laugh)

  • - Swear you'll never leave me.

  • - Don't you worry, I'll never Dessert you.

  • - Oh, you're so Sweet!

  • - I agree.

  • (vinyl record scrates) (hearts scream)

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • - Hey, hey Swedish Fish, hey!

  • - Yeah.

  • - Water you doin'?

  • (Orange laughs) - Uh, that was terrible.

  • - What, you think you can do betta?

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Oh, you tell too many fish jokes.

  • - Too many fish jokes; gill-ty as charged.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Stop!

  • - Okay, okay, I'll scale back.

  • (Orange laughs) - No!

  • - Aw man, I'm trying to think of

  • another fish pun, but I'm floundering!

  • (Orange laughs) (Swedish Fish groans)

  • - [Usher] Please silence your phones.

  • There will be no intermission.

  • - No intermission?

  • Aw, I'm gonna get so hungry.

  • - Aye don't worry, bruh, I've got some Twix up my sleeve.

  • (Orange and Man laugh)

  • - [Usher] You two, be quiet.

  • - Sorry. - Sorry.

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • - You can do it!

  • - Hey, thank for the encourage-mint.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Ugh, that was terrible.

  • - Are you kidding, it was mint to be.

  • (Orange laughs) (Mint groans)

  • (upbeat show tune music)

  • Hey, Milk Chocolate, hey!

  • - Hey, time for some more awful jokes.

  • - Awful, whatchu talkin' bout?

  • All my jokes are dairy funny.

  • (Orange laughs) (Chocolate groans)

  • - See, this is exactly what I was talking about.

  • - Wow, no need to have cow about it.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Chocolate groans) - I'm leaving.

  • - You're not enjoying yourself?

  • I'm udderly flabbergasted.

  • (Orange laughs) (upbeat show tune music)

  • Hey, hey M and M, I bet I know

  • who your favorite rapper is.

  • (Orange laughs) - Yeah well,

  • I actually done care for any wrappers.

  • My hard candy shell is a good enough coating.

  • - Oh, I wasn't talking about candy wrappers.

  • - Well then, what were you talkin' about?

  • - I was talkin' about rappers.

  • I was tryna get you to say, M and M.

  • - Yo, M and Ms are a type of candy.

  • - No.

  • - Yes they are.

  • I'm and M and M, I would know.

  • - Aw man, this joke did not go as planned.

  • - Oh, you're tryna tell a joke?

  • - Well I got a joke for yah.

  • Skittles, Skittles are a complete joke!

  • - Hey, I heard that, M and M!

  • - Yeah, why don't you taste this rainbow!

  • - Oh, that's it, I'm coming over there--

  • - You want some of this, you betta bring it--

  • - I'm

  • gonna go.

  • (M and M mumbles) (upbeat show tune music)

  • (upbeat horn music)

(Orange screams)

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