sentient fungal nail infection Tommy Robinson

will summon his army of gilet-enthusiasts to protect Brexit from fellow career racist

Theresa May.

In case you didn’t know, Tommy Robinson - or Stephen Yaxley-Lennon,

Paul Harris, sometimes Andrew McMaster

- is the guy who hates illegal immigrants so much

that he got himself jailed for travelling to the US

on a fake passport.

He used to head up the EDL, and after a brief stint as Maajid Nawaz’s favourite moderate,

he’s back to save the UK from Muslim hordes

by ending EU freedom of movement.

I mean, he’s not wrong there.

Apart from Muslims being out to steal your job, your man,

and your ability to get a table at any Nando’s in East London,

we are also in league with EU bureaucrats to undermine Brexit by any memes necessary.

It’s a well known fact that Pakistan, Somalia and Bangladesh

are all EU member states.

And any Quranic scholar worth their salt will tell you

that the 3rd pillar of Islam, Zakat,

is actually Arabic for “Norway plus”.

Robinson (or Yaxley-Lennon, Harris, whatever)

is just doing what he’s always done

reinventing himself so he can latch onto a mainstream issue,

win over a few more wealthy backers

and guarantee a shedload of mainstream media attention.

He doesn’t represent 52% of the British electorate.

He probably doesn’t even represent 52% of convicted mortgage fraudsters.

That’s why I’ll be out marching on the 9th of December,

alongside Leavers, Remainers, anti-racists and trade unionists.

While we might not agree on everything,

we’re all 100% united on the fact that

Tommy Robinson is a racist, a fraud, and an absolute wasteman.