When was your birthday?

Do you want me just tell the truth, or you want me to lie?

My birthday was October 21st.

I was 76.

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Wow.

Now, What do you attribute that you have

so much energy at that age?

You have two choices as you get older.

Did you ever think that you would be 60?

No.

60, to me, feels like--

I can't believe it.

60, my grandmother had breasts that start at her neck

and they stopped at her knees.

I remember that.

That was the look.

[LAUGHTER]

I think that-- you know who told me that an age is just a number

the first time?

Florence Henderson.

I remember having dinner with Flo when she turned 70.

And we had dinner.

And she had a couple of cocktails,

which she was prone to do and then got into her car

to drive home.

I said, Flo, are you sure you don't want to get into a cab?

Oh, no I'm fine.

I said, 70 is 70.

She said, Judy, 70 is the new 50.

And it's just a number.

I remembered that.

And the people that I know who are older and spirited

looked like they were having a good time.

And the people who are older and don't do anything

to keep themselves younger don't look

like they're getting the best bang for their buck out

of life.

So that's it.

That's the story.

And you love what you do.

I mean, that helps.

Yeah, I feel like it really is just a number.

I think that it's really about--

the way you think and the way you act

is more important than anything.

Because I feel I'm extremely immature.

I mean, play games.

I scare people all the time.

I do things that a 60-year-old shouldn't do.

But I feel like I'm young.

I feel that.

I feel young, except when I look in a full-length mirror.

Yeah, well, sure.

Then it all comes back.

Because, I mean, we don't--

we're mostly girls here, right?

You know that you can keep yourself fit and in shape.

And I do.

And I know that you do.

They haven't invented anything yet

that keeps your skin in shape.

So there are certain things that don't lie.

Now, I'm almost at full sleeve.

Because there was a time when I covered from here to here.

And then it started to creep down over here.

And soon, I'm going to be wearing gloves.

A lot of people wear gloves.

There are people that wear gloves.

But, yeah, so let's talk about the skin care.

Let's talk about skin.

That was a good segue!

It is a good segue.

Because they've done the same thing to me.

And we're trying to find them.

Because they need to stop.

So tell everyone what happened to you.

Because they make up stuff?

Well, this is a slippery, sleazy, scammy outfit

who allegedly makes a skin care product.

And they take celebrities--

they take celebrities, some of whom are senior!

When I say senior, anything plus 40, that look terrific.

And the older you are, and the better you look, the more

of a good spokesperson, I guess, they

thank you are for this line.

And they use your name, and likeness, and image

and say you have invented and endorsed this wonderful cream,

send us your credit card.

And we'll send you free samples.

We'll just charge you for this.

And it's a scam!

And they scam thousands of dollars

from people once they have your credit card.

But you know, the internet can be

a very powerful, useful, wonderful, positive tool.

But then, there are people who are always bad people.

And they will find an evil use for the internet.

And they are somewhere embedded in clouds.

But I have to tell you, I'm on the case.

Yeah, we are too.

We're on the case too.

We're going to find them.

A lot of different places, on the case.

But they're slippery.

It's hard to find them.

But we're going to find them.

But the thing is, if you don't see=--

if you don't see us with our mouths moving

talking about a product, if you just see a picture of us,

we're not endorsing that product.

And if you just think, if these people spent 1/2 the time

learning to do something legitimate rather

than something that was illegal and a scam,

they probably could invent cures to every major disease.

It's stupid.

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