THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

I WANT TO START BY SAYING WE'VE PLAYED THAT CELL PHONE PROFILE

GAME LIKE TWO OR THREE TIMES.

YOU ARE WITHOUT QUESTION THE BEST PERSON THAT'S EVER PLAYED

THAT, IN TERMS OF KNOCKING ME OFF THE SCENT.

>> WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE LIAR.

I AM A GOOD ACTOR BUT I'M A BAD LIAR SO I AM SHOCKED THAT I

ACTUALLY DID THAT.

>> James: BUT EVEN SAYING THAT FEELS LIKE A LIE NOW.

I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY.

>> RUINED IT.

>> THAT WAS EXTRAORDINARILY-- THEY WERE BOTH

GREAT.

I WAS DEFINITIVELY TERRIBLE.

>> James: REALLY, YOU THOUGHT.

>> MY SUBWAY LIZZO SONG WAS SUCH.

>> I LIKE IT.

>> CRAP.

>> James: I FEEL LIKE LIZZO IS SITTING-- SITTING AT HOME

THINKING THAT IS WHAT THE SNG COULD HAVE BEEN AM NOW MELISSA,

WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU.

YOU GOT MARRIED JUST A MATTER OF WEEKS AGO.

>> I DID.

>> James: HERE YOU ARE HERE.

THIS HANDSOME MAN.

HOW IS IT, HOW IS MARRIED LIFE TREATING YOU SO FAR?

>> IT'S GREAT.

WE HAD A REALLY, REALLY NICE DAY, IT WAS VERY SPECIAL.

>> WHAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT?

>> OF THE DAY?

>> James: YES.

>> I DON'T REMEMBER.

THEY DON'T LIE WHEN THEY TELL YOU LIKE IT GUESS LIKE THAT.

>> James: MY WEDDING FELT LIKE IT LASTED A YEAR.

(LAUGHTER) I FELT LIKE I LOOKED AT THE

CLOCK AND I THOUGHT WE SHOULD PROBABLY BE HEADING TO BED, IT

WAS LIKE 8:30.

BUT THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST THANKS GIVING AS A PARIED

COUPLE.

>> YES.

>> James: HOW WILL YOU BE SPENDING YOUR FIRST

THANKSGIVING.

>> WE'RE HOSTING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AGAIN HUGE MISTAKE, CARRY

ON.

>> I'M REALIZING THAT VERY QUICKLY.

MY HUSBAND DID ALL THIS RESEARCH AND HE GOT A HERITAGE TURKEY

WHICH I DONE KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE SIX HOURS AND APPARENTLY IT IS THE CLOSEST

GENETICALLY TO WHAT THE PILL GRILL-- PILGRIMS AND NATIVE

AMERICANS ATE.

I'M LIKE WHAT IS GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE SWRZ THAT IS WHAT

YOU LOOK FOR IN THE PACKAGE.

THAT IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR WHAT DID THE PILGRIMS EAT, THAT

SHOULD DO ME, YEAH.

>> THE CLOSEST GENETICALLY, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT MORE.

>> I DON'T KNOW, IT COULD BE A MONSTER.

WE'LL SEE.

>> James: YOUR FONDEST MEMORIES OF THANKS GIVING, MIKE.

>> WHEN IS WITH A KID WE USED TO GO TO MY BROTHER'S GODFATHER'S

MOTHER AND FATHER'S HOUSE AND PUT ON THIS EXTRAVAGANT

THANKSGIVING EVERY YEAR.

I WAS A VERY PICKY EATER AND ALL I WOULD EAT WAS A ROLL.

AND I WOULD BE MOCKED FOR IT AND I WOULD EAT ABOUT 15, 16 ROLLS.

AND THEN I WOULD GET SICK AND I WOULD FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH

WATCHING HBO.

BECAUSE THEY HAD HBO.

AND SO I WOULD WATCH LIKE EDDIE MURPHY SPECIALS AND STUFF.

>> James: OH YEAH.

>> HOW OLD WERE YOU.

>> I WAS LIKE A KID, TEN, 11, I WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT, NEXT

YEAR, 16 ROLLS AN AN EDDIE MURPHY SPECIAL, THAT IS PRETTY

MUCH MY THANKSGIVING EVERY YEAR.

>> James: WILL IT BE THE SAME THIS YEAR.

>> YEAH, WE ARE HEADING OVER THERE.

THEY HAVE HBO.

NO, KIDDING.

>> THAT IS THE CLOSEST THANKSGIVING THAT THE PILGRIMS

HAD.

>> THAT IS WHAT THEY HAD.

GENETICALLY.

>> James: THAT HERITAGE THANKSGIVING.

>> EXACTLY CORRECT.

>> IF YOU WANT TO TRACE IT GENETICALLY, THAT IS HOW IT IS.