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  • (soft jazz piano music)

  • - [LGR] Greetings and welcome to an LGR Barbie thing!

  • Adventure Detective Barbie CD-ROM

  • and the Mystery of the Carnival Caper from 1998,

  • and I am joined by Pushing Up Roses.

  • - [PUR] Hi, everyone!

  • Thanks for having me, Clint.

  • - [LGR] And in case you're not aware,

  • she does her own videos on like mysteries

  • and games and all sorts,

  • and this is a mystery game.

  • So I'm like, yeah, you know,

  • let's play this and see what it's about

  • because it's from 1998

  • and I actually had quite a few people recommend it.

  • Like, look at all this stuff in the back that you can do.

  • "Search a trail of hidden clues."

  • "Ride in the Tunnel of Love."

  • "Speed down the super-fast water slide."

  • Yeah, looks exciting. I'm ready.

  • - [PUR] Yes, let's do it!

  • - [LGR] Cool.

  • (carnival music)

  • - [Barbie] Becky and I had just graduated

  • from the Detective Academy.

  • We heard that there would be a fall charity carnival in town

  • and we were totally excited.

  • We didn't know

  • that we would get involved in our first big case.

  • My name's Barbie,

  • and I need you to help me solve

  • the Mystery of the Carnival Caper.

  • - [LGR] Did she say this was a fall charity event?

  • - [PUR] Yes, she did.

  • - [Barbie] You'll need a junior detective badge.

  • Find your name on the list

  • and click the check mark when you're finished.

  • To hear the name you have chosen,

  • click on the speaker button.

  • To play a saved game,

  • click on the blue computer disk.

  • - [LGR] That was really thorough.

  • - [PUR] It was fairly thorough.

  • Yeah, so they're going to a fall charity event,

  • but why...

  • How is that related to the detective thing?

  • 'Cause they're like, "We just graduated

  • "and now we're going to this fall charity carnival."

  • What? Why?

  • - [LGR] To solve a detective mystery

  • that we haven't even seen yet.

  • - [PUR] By the way, this is the name list.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, it's an insanely comprehensive list--

  • - [PUR] Just a bit.

  • - [LGR] Of every possible name.

  • - [PUR] Every possible name.

  • I'm still in the A's.

  • - [LGR] I can't even go all the way to the end here.

  • Okay, you can type it in.

  • - [PUR] You can type it in because that's ridiculous.

  • I would be here forever going through that.

  • - [LGR] Look how many versions of

  • Cha...

  • Chabriekah there are.

  • - [Barbie] Chabriekah!

  • - [LGR] Chabriekah!

  • - [PUR] Chad! - [LGR] Chad.

  • - [Barbie] Chad!

  • - [LGR] Look how many Chaealeys there are.

  • There's like 15.

  • - [Barbie] Chaeeley!

  • - [PUR] It is an absurd amount of names.

  • - [LGR] What are all these names?

  • These names are not even real.

  • - [PUR] But even better is that your name is in here!

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • - [PUR] That actually is impressive.

  • Like this is crazy!

  • - [LGR] Look how many versions of just Clydeana there were.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, it's, it's kind of...

  • Who spells their name like this?

  • Coleenh with an H?

  • - [LGR] You've just offended somebody named Coleenh.

  • - [PUR] If you're out there,

  • and you spell your name with an H,

  • let me know.

  • - [Barbie] Coleenh!

  • - [PUR] So I'm gonna go for your detective badge.

  • We'll just go with...

  • 'Cause your name is here.

  • I'm sure you're not used to that.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • - [LGR] Yeah, it's unnerving to hear Barbie say that.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [Barbie] Clint! - [LGR] No!

  • - [Barbie] Click the printer icon

  • to print your junior detective badge.

  • - [LGR] We can already print something?

  • - [PUR] That's awesome!

  • I mean, we're not gonna do it, but it's nice.

  • - Okay, Becky.

  • Let's go over the facts.

  • Ken disappeared the night before

  • the charity carnival opened.

  • - [PUR] There's our case.

  • - Wait a second, Barbie.

  • Let's start at the beginning.

  • Everyone thought it would be fun

  • if he volunteered to go on stage

  • for the magician's practice show.

  • The magician sealed him in her mystical chamber.

  • We all thought the magician

  • would bring him back right away.

  • Everyone waited for him to reappear.

  • - [PUR] Man, they did not wanna animate this scene,

  • did they?

  • - But no one has a clue where Ken might be.

  • And besides that,

  • he had all of the charity money with him.

  • - Clint! (LGR yelps)

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [LGR] Oh, no!

  • That's so unnerving, it bothers me!

  • - [PUR] Clint, help me!

  • She's starin' right at you.

  • - [LGR] She's staring into my very being.

  • - [Barbie] This is the Crime Computer.

  • - [PUR] Whoa!

  • - [Barbie] It keeps track of the clues we find--

  • - [LGR] Wow!

  • - [Barbie] The people we talk to,

  • and the tools we have.

  • - I can help you examine clues

  • and reach you via the Crime Computer.

  • - [Barbie] Yeah, Becky's a real cybersleuth.

  • - [LGR] (laughs) I bet she is!

  • - We can crack this case wide open.

  • - Clint!

  • - [LGR] (yelps) Stop that!

  • Dang it, Barbie.

  • No!

  • You have my attention, you can--

  • - [PUR] Clint!

  • - [LGR] You can chill out.

  • I never thought I'd be hearing Barbie scream my name.

  • - [Barbie] Clint! (LGR screams)

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [LGR] It's the worst!

  • - [Barbie] Then catch our crook before the carnival--

  • - [PUR] What?

  • Cool.

  • - [LGR] Is this a find the object, hidden object?

  • Check Barbie's nose.

  • Is it in there? Is there a clue?

  • She's not talking.

  • - [PUR] She's not talking, no.

  • - [Barbie] Excellent!

  • - [PUR] I shut her up, sorry!

  • I saw there was a clue.

  • So as you can see,

  • the magnifying glass

  • actually makes it come up.

  • See?

  • - [LGR] Oh... - [PUR] Yeah.

  • - [LGR] So it's like some hidden ink kind of...

  • This is like a--

  • - [PUR] It's like hidden object.

  • - [LGR] Hidden object.

  • - [PUR] I didn't, I didn't do that!

  • - [LGR] What is this?

  • - [PUR] But I didn't click, though.

  • - [LGR] You're confusing Barbie.

  • Wait, you can move Barbie.

  • - [PUR] No, it's a full-on adventure game

  • and it's like open world.

  • So here's our clues.

  • - [LGR] Whatever that is.

  • - [PUR] It's silver rings, I found them in the trash.

  • - [LGR] You did? - [PUR] Yes.

  • - [LGR] I thought you clicked on footprints.

  • - [PUR] I did. I don't know where they are though.

  • I thought I clicked on two things, I can't find them.

  • What's this?

  • Whoops, nope. Sorry.

  • Hot. It says "hot" on it.

  • - [Barbie] Where did these silver rings come from?

  • - [LGR] You tell me, Barbie.

  • - [Barbie] Did someone put them here?

  • - These big silver rings

  • look like they might be a prop

  • in a show of some kind.

  • - [LGR] Okay, cool.

  • - [PUR] Why does she know that?

  • How are we connected to Becky?

  • - [LGR] Who is Becky?

  • - [PUR] Becky, I don't know--

  • - [LGR] She's like younger Barbie person.

  • I see her in the stores.

  • But I don't know what her relation is.

  • She's not like a daughter.

  • Is she like a cousin?

  • - [PUR] No, she's not a daughter.

  • - [LGR] Like a younger Barbie? Is she a clone?

  • So how can we move her around?

  • - [PUR] You just go to-- - [LGR] Edge of the screen?

  • Whoa, it zooms in even.

  • Look at that.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, it's pretty advanced.

  • Skipper is like her cousin, I thought.

  • - [LGR] Oh, yeah, Skipper's a thing.

  • - [PUR] Remember Stacy?

  • - [LGR] Becky...

  • All I can think of is like,

  • "Look at her butt."

  • - [LGR] Oh my god, Becky. - [PUR] Oh. My. God...

  • Look at her butt. (LGR laughs)

  • Becky...

  • - [LGR] That's it.

  • That's all I can think of.

  • - [Barbie] Do you see anything hidden

  • near the popcorn machine?

  • - [LGR] There might be some popcorn hidden nearby.

  • - [PUR] Got this, I got this.

  • Wait, nope. Hang on.

  • What? Nope.

  • Look!

  • - [LGR] That's incredible.

  • - [PUR] Wait, that's not a clue.

  • That's just the shovely thing.

  • - [LGR] It's just popcorn. - [PUR] Aw, man!

  • - [LGR] You spilled it all.

  • - [PUR] But she asked me though.

  • - [LGR] Wait, you can open things.

  • So open that little door down there on the left.

  • There you go.

  • - [PUR] There's nothing in here!

  • - [LGR] I mean, but we can do it.

  • I didn't know we could open things

  • with our magnifying glass.

  • - [PUR] Why did she hype me up for this

  • if there's nothing in here?

  • - [LGR] Or maybe there is and now that we've looked,

  • it's gone.

  • It's like Schrodinger's popcorn.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] Let me just try going over here though.

  • So this'll bring us to...

  • Maybe like that, maybe?

  • Barbie?

  • Don't mind me as I figure out

  • the navigation.

  • - [LGR] So there's footprints.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, there's footprints going into this door.

  • - [LGR] Do we have to click on everything?

  • - [PUR] I wanna go through the door,

  • but I don't know how to go through it.

  • Like, I'm trying. I'm trying.

  • Maybe this way.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, walk up into a corner.

  • - [PUR] Wait, she's stopping, hang on.

  • - [Barbie] Click on a water flower to play the squirt game.

  • - [LGR] Oh, dear, that's--

  • - [PUR] That don't look like no water.

  • - [LGR] That's an unfortunate visual.

  • "Clint! Ah!"

  • - [PUR] Is this gonna give me a clue because--

  • - [LGR] It's gonna give you a raging clue.

  • - [PUR] Dude! (LGR laughs)

  • It's a children's game, Clint.

  • Sorry. I mean "Clint!"

  • - [LGR] Oh, dear, Barbie, no.

  • - [PUR] I'm doing both at once.

  • I'm double-teaming it.

  • - [LGR] Uh-huh.

  • - [PUR] I'm only doing this for a clue.

  • - [LGR] Why are we doing it with both frogs?

  • - [PUR] 'Cause I wa... (laughs)

  • - [LGR] She said it again.

  • - [PUR] I'm doing it 'cause I wanna win both frogs.

  • I think I'm actually missing.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, you're missing. (PUR laughs)

  • Barbie's winning.

  • - [PUR] What?! - [LGR] Her frog is stuffed.

  • - [PUR] Oh, no. - [LGR] Barbie won.

  • - [Barbie] Clint! (LGR grunts)

  • - [PUR] I'll take it.

  • Hello.

  • Is this a clue?

  • I don't think there's any clues here.

  • I'm not takin' that, I didn't even win.

  • I'm gonna try to navigate in here 'cause there's footsteps.

  • There we go!

  • It's not a point-and-click, I should say that.

  • It's kind of like tank controls

  • with a mouse.

  • This is the thing

  • that Ken was in.

  • I mean, do we really care about Ken that much?

  • - [LGR] I care about the money.

  • I mean, he ran off with the money, you know.

  • - [PUR] Some nice art.

  • - [LGR] It's art.

  • - [PUR] Oh, wow, it's kinda creepy,

  • and it kinda looks... (gasps)

  • - [LGR] What did we find? - [PUR] I clicked on nothing.

  • Oh, what did I find?

  • That was in there!

  • - [LGR] You barely clicked anything

  • and it just says like "Witch's Hat."

  • - [PUR] Hot. - [LGR] Hot witch's hat.

  • - [Barbie] Is that supposed to mean something?

  • - I haven't seen a witch hat like that since last Halloween.

  • Where'd it come from anyway?

  • - [LGR] Halloween, I guess.

  • I mean, like, if you saw it then,

  • that's a good assumption.

  • - [PUR] Was there another one or just the rings?

  • - [LGR] She knew more about the rings than she did the hat,

  • but she knew where the hat came from and she knew less.

  • What is with your detective skills, Becky?

  • - [PUR] Under the table...

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look, look.

  • - [LGR] Oh, yeah, there we go.

  • There's feet.

  • - [PUR] It's a sandbag.

  • That's the murder weapon.

  • This was not a murder, by the way.

  • This is not a murder case.

  • It is not. I kinda wish it was.

  • - [LGR] Until we find Ken, it could be.

  • We don't know what happened to him.

  • - [PUR] Look.

  • - [LGR] That means there's probably a clue in the painting?

  • - [Barbie] Have you ever walked around

  • the carnival at night?

  • (LGR and PUR chuckle)

  • - [LGR] I mean, is that a rhetorical question?

  • - [PUR] That's the only time I go to carnivals.

  • I clicked on this on accident.

  • That's the witch's hat.

  • - [Barbie] Let's keep walking.

  • We're sure to find something soon.

  • - [PUR] I did, like a bajillion times.

  • But I wanna try to... (sighs)

  • Come on, Barbie.

  • I would like to go actually back in here,

  • if at all possible.

  • There we go. She did.

  • - [LGR] These edge controls are not great.

  • - [PUR] No, they're not. They're not great.

  • Now let's see here if the footprints 'cause...

  • What's that?

  • What's this?

  • - [LGR] Click the hat, click the birdcage.

  • Click the lock.

  • - [PUR] Whoa, creepy!

  • Nothing in there? Nothing?

  • I kinda wish there was stuff in the stuff that--

  • What's this?

  • Damn, it's nothing.

  • - [LGR] There's a butterfly on the ceiling.

  • Nope.

  • - [Barbie] What a cool dressing room.

  • - [PUR] (gasps) What's that?

  • Nope.

  • What's this?

  • Nope.

  • In here, maybe?

  • - [LGR] What about the thing under the bed?

  • - [PUR] That's it. That's a clue.

  • - [LGR] The stuff that blinks.

  • - [PUR] Oh, really? - [LGR] Yeah, it was blinking.

  • When you put the magnifying glass over it.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, that's helpful.

  • So let's see what we picked up

  • and we'll ask Becky for help.

  • What is that?

  • - [LGR] Jack-O-Lantern. - [PUR] It's a Jack-O-Lantern!

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • (LGR grunts)

  • - [PUR] Are you looking at it?

  • Clint! (chuckles)

  • - [LGR] Yeah.

  • - I love the little pumpkin.

  • - [PUR] Little pumpkin!

  • - But I wonder where you'd find those things

  • around a carnival.

  • Probably somewhere spooky.

  • - [PUR] She said like last Halloween,

  • but I mean we're in the fall though, remember?

  • - [LGR] Last Halloween.

  • It was Tuesday.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [Barbie] Hmm.

  • There's got to be a clue back here.

  • - [PUR] She's going downstairs.

  • - [Barbie] Wow!

  • I had no idea this was here.

  • - [PUR] Ooh.

  • - [LGR] I think that sound is like

  • that there's a clue in this room.

  • - [PUR] What is that?!

  • (PUR laughs)

  • Hideous.

  • - [LGR] There's a lever we can pull.

  • - [PUR] It goes upstairs, I guess.

  • Part of the trick.

  • I wonder if I can stand on this thing.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, I mean--

  • - [PUR] I'm gonna try something cool here.

  • Check this out...

  • Nope.

  • Come on, Barbie.

  • I did it! I did it!

  • Nice!

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay, so that goes there... (LGR laughs)

  • Whoopsie! Sorry!

  • Okay, so that's like--

  • - [LGR] It just put her back.

  • - [PUR] It just puts her back, yeah.

  • I say let's go to try to find, like, the key somewhere.

  • Knock that over. (grunts)

  • - [Barbie] Clues can be anywhere.

  • We have to keep looking.

  • - [PUR] All right, okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.

  • - [LGR] There could be--

  • - [PUR] I'm gonna try to squeeze into here.

  • Oh, she's going back there.

  • - [LGR] There she goes. - [PUR] There she goes!

  • - [LGR] She's back behind the building.

  • - [PUR] Oh, dear.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, she's just gone.

  • Barbie's gone.

  • - [PUR] Hang on, hang on.

  • Secrets.

  • - [LGR] I guess we can go all the way around

  • the back of the building.

  • - [PUR] Yes, you can, if you wanted.

  • - [LGR] Wow, there she is!

  • Exploration with Barbie.

  • - [Barbie] We make a great team.

  • - [LGR] They say cobblestones indicate areas you can walk

  • in the carnival.

  • - [PUR] Oh, okay.

  • - [LGR] So if there's cobblestones on the ground,

  • "follow the cobblestones path

  • "to move to different areas.

  • "On some screens,

  • "she can move into the background."

  • We know that.

  • You'll be able to go around crap.

  • You can also enter doorways,

  • so guide her towards any door you see.

  • - [Barbie] Do you remember where we've been?

  • - [LGR] Nope!

  • - [PUR] I do, but it's not helpful.

  • - [LGR] I remember that it didn't help.

  • - [PUR] I already found that.

  • - [LGR] Underneath the rug.

  • - [PUR] All right!

  • - [LGR] It's a spider.

  • - [PUR] It is a plushie.

  • Okay, I got a photo.

  • - [Barbie] The Crime Computer.

  • Awesome!

  • - [LGR] Awesome!

  • Like she hasn't seen it before.

  • - [Barbie] A rubber spider.

  • Is someone playing pranks on us?

  • - [LGR] The developers.

  • Oh, man.

  • How are missing all this crap?

  • - [PUR] I don't know.

  • It's not exactly intuitive.

  • But I think as a kid, I would be like so into this.

  • - [LGR] I can see why

  • it is an appealing prospect.

  • - [PUR] So we need a key for this, just FYI.

  • This is up here.

  • And this'll take up back up to here.

  • - [LGR] I still think there's something to do

  • with those footprints back there,

  • but I don't know what.

  • - [PUR] No, it is,

  • but mostly you can't do anything with the footprints.

  • They just kinda show you where to go.

  • - [LGR] They show you somewhere to look.

  • - [PUR] So you said that if there's a cobblestone road,

  • I can follow it, right?

  • - [LGR] According to the manual, yes.

  • - [PUR] So I can go this way hopefully, right?

  • Oh, my gosh!

  • - [LGR] Maybe.

  • I mean there's like a merry-go-round back there.

  • - [PUR] I'm gonna try to get to it here.

  • - [LGR] It's like, "Okay, try that."

  • - [PUR] I think I can get to it.

  • - [LGR] Wow, this is so weird.

  • You'd think there'd be like a map or something.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • Have we...

  • - [LGR] Have we what?

  • Don't leave me hanging!

  • - [PUR] Have we what?

  • - [LGR] You got my attention, now what?

  • - [PUR] I did it!

  • I got to another screen.

  • Thank God!

  • - [LGR] There's a little bat.

  • - [Barbie] What a weird place for a rubber bat.

  • - [PUR] But it's a carnival.

  • Is it really that weird?

  • - This silly rubber bat belongs somewhere kind of spooky,

  • I'd say.

  • - [LGR] You're just no help at all!

  • "All these spooky things, they all belong somewhere spooky!

  • "Isn't that weird?"

  • - [PUR] "This reminds me of Halloween.

  • "Like something spooky."

  • - [LGR] Becky is such a Becky.

  • - [PUR] Help us, Becky.

  • Everything is so strange.

  • Okay, I'm gonna look around here.

  • Ooh! Let's go in there.

  • - [LGR] In what?

  • - [PUR] This thing up here, see this thing?

  • I'm gonna go in there.

  • - [LGR] It's like a skydiving or something.

  • - [PUR] Look for some footprints here.

  • For skydiving?

  • - [LGR] I don't know.

  • - [PUR] Would you go in a carnival skydiver?

  • - [LGR] Maybe.

  • - [Barbie] Does this...

  • - [LGR] Does what? - [PUR] Does it what?

  • Oh, no!

  • - [LGR] The suspense!

  • - [PUR] What?

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Okay, okay, here we go.

  • Wow, this is the biggest carnival slide I have ever seen.

  • - [LGR] It's insane!

  • - [PUR] Whoa, what is going on?

  • - [LGR] Holy crap, go to the right.

  • - [PUR] Oh my god, oh God!

  • - [Barbie] This slide is wild.

  • - [LGR] It's just wild.

  • - [PUR] Oh my gosh.

  • - [LGR] And very, very monotonous.

  • - [PUR] I feel like it's making me sick.

  • I might just be like the longest slide ever.

  • - [Barbie] Clint! Whoa!

  • We're flying now!

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] How do I exit the ride?

  • Oh my god, you could just keep going!

  • - [LGR] You just go forever?!

  • - [PUR] I just clicked and I ended up up here.

  • Wow, what is that?

  • - [LGR] It's like a cellar.

  • Hey, there's a jack-o'-lantern.

  • - [PUR] Where? - [LGR] In the bottom right.

  • - [PUR] This way?

  • - [LGR] Look, jack-o'-lanterns.

  • This is probably where it came from.

  • - [PUR] This is where it came from.

  • What is this stuff?

  • Uh-oh, I went in this haunted house.

  • - [Barbie] It's kind of spooky in here.

  • But we're okay.

  • Let's look around.

  • - [PUR] Look, there's a witch's thing in here.

  • - [LGR] A witch's thing?

  • - [PUR] A broom. (laughs)

  • - [LGR] A broom. That's a broom. (laughs)

  • - [PUR] Look at the shadowy figure outfit.

  • Right? Am I right?

  • - [LGR] There's bats. There's the bats.

  • Well, this is the room of objects.

  • - [PUR] This is the room of the spooky stuff,

  • for certain.

  • There's nothing in here.

  • (PUR gasps)

  • - [LGR] What is that?!

  • A giant key?

  • - [Barbie] Becky probably knows exactly what this--

  • (chime rings)

  • - [LGR] Seriously, what is that?

  • - [PUR] I don't know.

  • - [LGR] Oh, it's a wrench. - [PUR] It's a wrench!

  • - That wrench must belong to someone

  • who fixes an awful lot of machinery.

  • - [PUR] Becky... (sighs)

  • - [LGR] You are useless!

  • I mean, I'm glad she has a steady job.

  • - [PUR] Doing what?

  • - [LGR] That is the most huge friggin' wrench.

  • There's a tool selection in our computer.

  • Can you open it that way?

  • - [PUR] Let me see.

  • - [LGR] Oh, no. See, look.

  • It says "Tools" down there in the bottom.

  • - [PUR] We don't have the right tool, sorry.

  • - [LGR] Okay, well--

  • - [PUR] We have not found a single tool.

  • We haven't even found Ken.

  • So we have not found a single tool.

  • (PUR chuckles, self-amused)

  • (LGR chuckles mockingly)

  • I am certain that Ken is in here dead.

  • - [LGR] They're doing a hard reboot of the Barbie lore,

  • so they just killed off Ken.

  • - [PUR] I am certain that that's what happened,

  • as a detective.

  • - [LGR] All right, what's this?

  • It's like a star on the door.

  • - [PUR] I thought it was like a bathroom.

  • - [LGR] It's a security office.

  • Yeah, see how it's on the right--

  • - [PUR] Is this a dead person?

  • - [LGR] I thought it was a first, but I think it's just--

  • (PUR gasps)

  • Oh, man, that's a total fake-out.

  • - [PUR] It's a fake-out.

  • I'm just gonna make a mess.

  • Screw that thing.

  • Keys!

  • (gasps) Keys!

  • - [LGR] So many keys and we can't take any of them.

  • - [PUR] Oh, man, what do I do then,

  • if I can't take them?

  • - [LGR] You can take their bowling trophies.

  • Are we really seeing absolutely everything

  • 'cause there seems to be so many hidden little tiny things.

  • - [PUR] Dude, I am clicking like a boss right now.

  • Maybe the clue was that the sheriff is not in there

  • and he is also missing and dead in the crate.

  • - [LGR] The security guard.

  • - [Barbie] We speed up.

  • Let's see how fast we can make our boat fly.

  • (PUR giggles giddily)

  • - [PUR] Oh my god.

  • - [LGR] All right. We gotta do this well.

  • We gotta beat James O'Connell.

  • - [PUR] James O'Connell!

  • - [LGR] He's gonna beat us any second now.

  • - [PUR] Oh my gosh.

  • What kind of ride is this?

  • - [LGR] This is the Tunnel of Love?

  • - [PUR] Yes!

  • - [LGR] On a jet ski? - [PUR] Yes.

  • - [LGR] It just is a circle.

  • This is like NASCAR with swans.

  • - [Barbie] Excellent ride.

  • - [LGR] I guess.

  • - [PUR] (sighs) That wasn't excellent at all.

  • Okay, well, let's go in this tent.

  • (soft knocking)

  • Was I knocking? Did you hear that?

  • - [LGR] You knocked on the tent.

  • - [PUR] Hello?

  • (LGR gasps) (PUR yelps)

  • - I'm Bert Franklin. I own this carnival.

  • Can I help you?

  • - [LGR] It's a person!

  • I thought this place was abandoned.

  • - [PUR] I guess not.

  • - That was a real shame what happened to that boy.

  • He seemed like a nice guy.

  • - [PUR] He's acting like he's dead.

  • - Well, I'm sure someone will get that boy back.

  • - That's why we've been spreading the word around.

  • Well,

  • I don't think we'll get any more information right now.

  • Let's get back to searching.

  • - [PUR] So what happens if I go back there?

  • - [Barbie] You really wanna go back so soon?

  • Maybe we should try here later.

  • - [LGR] She's just like, "No, don't do that.

  • "That guy's weird."

  • - [PUR] Check the trash, always check the trash.

  • - [LGR] It's like a Ferris...

  • No, it's not the Ferris wheel.

  • I don't know what it is.

  • - [PUR] I don't know what it is,

  • but we're gonna go on it,

  • my friend.

  • Go ahead, Barbie.

  • Oh, no.

  • (jaunty carnival music)

  • That doesn't sound pro--

  • Oh...

  • Oh, it's a carnival ride.

  • - [LGR] Hmm.

  • - [PUR] Are you getting the feeling

  • of being on a carnival ride yet?

  • - [LGR] The slight nausea, yeah.

  • - [PUR] I can't get off.

  • - [LGR] Oh, no. You're stuck?

  • - [PUR] I can't get off the ride.

  • - [LGR] Clint!

  • - [PUR] Clint! - [LGR] Help!

  • - [PUR] Let's get off of this thing.

  • No, no, no.

  • - [LGR] You went again! - [PUR] No, no, no, no.

  • - [LGR] Clint! (PUR laughs)

  • Help!

  • - [PUR] Help!

  • - [LGR] All right, good.

  • - [PUR] I'll just immediately go over here.

  • I was gonna go down here.

  • Come on, Barbie.

  • Oh, no.

  • Barbie, no.

  • No. (sighs)

  • Okay, okay, we can't go that way.

  • But there's a sign...

  • - [LGR] Yeah, let's just go over here to the

  • Muppet tree.

  • - [PUR] It's cute. I like it.

  • Can I go this way?

  • No, I don't think so.

  • - [LGR] I don't even remember how we got here.

  • - [PUR] We got here because we went on that ride.

  • Do you remember?

  • - [LGR] Hey, what's that?

  • I found a clue.

  • - [PUR] Nice!

  • - [LGR] It's a carrot.

  • - [Barbie] Clint! (LGR grunts)

  • - [PUR] Wait, that's a suspect.

  • Look, you got a suspect in your Crime Computer.

  • - [LGR] Oh, the guy's a suspect?

  • - [PUR] Ben.

  • - [LGR] Bert.

  • - [PUR] Oh, Bert.

  • - [LGR] All right, well we can...

  • (mouse clicking)

  • apparently just listen to this over and over.

  • - What a greedy guy.

  • He seems so glad of the attention.

  • - [PUR] What?

  • - It's like he's glad Ken's missing.

  • - [LGR] I guess, Becky.

  • Assumptions!

  • Geez.

  • Well that's a thing.

  • We didn't find that clue until just now.

  • - [PUR] I'm trying to get us back to that footprint place

  • because there is something you can find there.

  • I'm trying to get us back there.

  • - [LGR] Maybe it's through this tent.

  • Not that tent but...

  • Over here.

  • There it is.

  • Found it.

  • - [PUR] Oh my god, finally!

  • That is bad design, I'm sorry.

  • I know people are gonna yell at us and be like,

  • "I can't believe you didn't find that.

  • "I would have found that."

  • - [LGR] No, that's just--

  • - [PUR] That was rough. - [LGR] It's just dreadful.

  • And actually, this is a different spot than we came from,

  • so I don't even know--

  • - [PUR] I don't even know how we got there.

  • We went on a ride, the slide,

  • and we just ended up at the Tunnel of Love

  • for reasons unknown.

  • - [LGR] Unknown. - [PUR] Unknown.

  • - [LGR] Unknowable.

  • - [PUR] Do not go on the ride.

  • - [LGR] We've played worse.

  • - [PUR] Do not.

  • - [LGR] But what if there's a thing on it?

  • - [PUR] Is there something in the bumper car?

  • Oh, there's a door.

  • - [Barbie] This must be where people buy their souvenirs.

  • - [PUR] There's gotta be a clue in here.

  • - [LGR] That's what Barbie would say.

  • "There's gotta be a clue in here!"

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • (LGR growls)

  • (squeaks)

  • (PUR mimics squeak)

  • - [LGR] I moved an object.

  • - [PUR] Oh, yeah, you can move a ton of stuff

  • that doesn't do anything.

  • - [LGR] I don't think there's anything in here.

  • - [PUR] No footprints.

  • Okay, well--

  • - [LGR] No handprints, no blood, no semen, nothing.

  • - [PUR] Dude, children's game.

  • Blood is okay though.

  • I'm gonna try to go in here.

  • - [LGR] But it's bumper cars.

  • It's just gonna be a waste of time.

  • - [PUR] I'm gonna try because I don't know.

  • There might be a dead body.

  • - [Barbie] You can drive like crazy on these bumper cars.

  • Remember--

  • - [PUR] You know what? (grunts)

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Screw this game. (grunts)

  • She's like, "Don't hit anything."

  • (LGR mimics rattling)

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • - [LGR] Oh, no!

  • That was such a mistake to put my name in here.

  • Stop, Barbie!

  • - [PUR] I shoulda put my name.

  • - [LGR] It's anxiety inducing.

  • - [PUR] Sorry, Roses is probably not in there.

  • - [LGR] It probably is.

  • - [PUR] It might be. I didn't check.

  • - [LGR] Didn't even check. - [PUR] It might be.

  • - [LGR] Hey, look, another section of the park

  • where there's nothing here.

  • - [PUR] We'll find the clues, don't worry.

  • - [LGR] No kidding.

  • Hey, we're back to where we came from.

  • - [PUR] We did it. - [LGR] Thank friggin' God.

  • - [PUR] Thank God, I think we finally...

  • We're gonna have to cut so much out of this let's play.

  • You have no idea, guys.

  • Seriously, you have no idea.

  • Hello?

  • Knock knock knock.

  • - [LGR] It's a person. - [PUR] A suspect.

  • (PUR grimaces)

  • It's like Derek.

  • Derek's another Barbie product.

  • - We're from Team Barbie Detective

  • and we're looking for Ken.

  • Do you know anything about the case?

  • - [PUR] No one has a last name.

  • - Just that he disappeared--

  • - [LGR] His last name is Doll.

  • - [PUR] Ken Doll?

  • Or maybe Ken Ken.

  • - [Barbie] You mean you're Bert Franklin's son?

  • - Sure am. Jake Franklin.

  • - [PUR] Hello...

  • (PUR purrs)

  • - [LGR] ...I don't know about that.

  • - [PUR] Oh, okay. (laughs)

  • - You wouldn't know anything about Ken, would you?

  • - Nope. I sure don't.

  • - [LGR] Accusations here, like, immediately.

  • - [Barbie] You'll tell me or the police

  • if you learn anything.

  • - [PUR] He knows something.

  • Ken is dead!

  • - [Barbie] All right. Thanks for your time.

  • - [LGR] "All right." (laughs)

  • - [PUR] All right.

  • Wow, passive aggressive.

  • - [LGR] Man, so sassy.

  • - [PUR] All right, I'm gonna see--

  • - [LGR] What was his name?

  • - [PUR] Jake. - [LGR] Jake?

  • - [PUR] Jake.

  • - Cute kid.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Doesn't he seem a little anxious for attention?

  • - [PUR] I'm not getting that.

  • - [LGR] She says both people...

  • "Aw, man, they just want attention, God!"

  • - [PUR] I don't feel like that's the case--

  • - [LGR] "I can't they're getting attention and not me,"

  • says Becky.

  • Like, what is with Becky?

  • I bet Becky did it.

  • Becky did it.

  • - [PUR] Becky did it.

  • - [Barbie] Do you see Madame Wanda around?

  • - [PUR] Madame Wanda.

  • - [LGR] All right, well there's a good clue.

  • - [PUR] So we need to figure out

  • how to unlock this--

  • - [LGR] Is there like a hand

  • somewhere?

  • - [PUR] Pixel hunting.

  • - [LGR] Like on the wall maybe...

  • There it is!

  • - [PUR] There it is.

  • - [Barbie] A secret passage.

  • Let's see where it leads.

  • - [PUR] Everyone's gonna yell at us.

  • For not doing that first.

  • - [LGR] I figured there had to be something.

  • - [PUR] I know, I just could not--

  • - [LGR] Couldn't do--

  • - [PUR] Wait a minute.

  • We're back in here!

  • - [LGR] Oh, no.

  • Okay, well let's go back. (PUR sighs deeply)

  • 'Cause we found the wrench here already.

  • So--

  • - [PUR] Okay, let's see if I can go back that way.

  • - [LGR] What can we do with the wrench?

  • Maybe we can use the wrench on the--

  • - [PUR] We can't use the wrench.

  • - [LGR] It's just a clue?

  • - [PUR] It's just a clue, yeah.

  • See if I can go this way.

  • - [LGR] A clue that somebody might use tools

  • in an amusement park.

  • The most useless...

  • Becky!

  • - [PUR] We're supposed to find Madame Wanda.

  • - [LGR] Is she in there?

  • - [PUR] She is not in there.

  • - [LGR] Is she inside of the sack?

  • (knocking)

  • - [PUR] I think we had to trigger that event.

  • - Hi there. Can I help you?

  • - My name's Barbie.

  • We're Team Barbie Detective.

  • - [LGR] Are you attention seeking too?

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - Nice to meet you.

  • But I can only chat for a sec.

  • I'm really busy.

  • It's fantastic!

  • - [Barbie] What is?

  • - All of the people interested in me.

  • - [PUR] Oh!

  • Attention-seeking again.

  • - [LGR] Is this gonna turn into an Orient Express thing

  • where everyone actually did it?

  • - [PUR] Oh, no.

  • He's definitely not in that crate.

  • I know this is annoying,

  • but we kind of have to click on her.

  • (LGR grunts)

  • So feel free to do some awesome editing and speed it up.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, I'm just gonna put, like,

  • jazz music in here or something.

  • (intense synth music)

  • (LGR and PUR murmur)

  • - [Barbie] A good detective can find anything.

  • - [LGR] All right.

  • You don't have to rub it in, Barbie.

  • - [PUR] I found that very passive-aggressive.

  • - [LGR] "A good detective can find anything."

  • "But not you!"

  • - [PUR] I have looked all over this thing.

  • I can't find anything!

  • - [LGR] Sure does seem like there should be something.

  • - [PUR] I know.

  • Maybe later.

  • What if things change as we go through the game?

  • - [LGR] We went into Wanda's room earlier, didn't we?

  • And she wasn't there.

  • - [Barbie] You and Becky make the best team ever.

  • - [LGR] Us and Becky? I've never met Becky.

  • Don't put Becky and me together.

  • This is just a coincidental--

  • - [PUR] We've met here in like a cyber way.

  • - [LGR] We've cybered with Becky but that's about it.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] I love cybering with Becky.

  • - [LGR] Does she always accuse you

  • of being attention-seeking and--

  • - [PUR] All the time.

  • - [LGR] Suspiciously weird.

  • - [PUR] Wait, this song. - [LGR] Oh, dear!

  • ♪ Ferris wheel by the sea ♪

  • ♪ Don't mean much to me ♪

  • - [PUR] (laughs) What is happening?

  • What is happening?!

  • ♪ Carousels and fairy tales ♪

  • (PUR and LGR laugh)

  • - [LGR] Wow, that's...

  • That's more effort than I've expected

  • for a fairy--

  • - [PUR] It's beautiful. It's my jam.

  • - [Barbie] Shouldn't we be looking for our suspect?

  • (LGR laughs)

  • - [LGR] Even Barbie's like, "This is a bit much."

  • (PUR laughs)

  • "You don't need to do this."

  • Oh, dear.

  • - [PUR] That's the best part!

  • That was the best part so far.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • I love it.

  • I'm gonna find that music and put it in the background

  • to all my stuff.

  • - [LGR] It's a great song. - [PUR] It's amazing.

  • Something about fairy tales and (bleep).

  • I love it.

  • - [LGR] Fairy tales and (bleep).

  • - [PUR] Fairy tales and (bleep).

  • (knocking) Excuse me, sir.

  • - [LGR] Can we talk to them again?

  • - [PUR] Yeah, we can talk to them again.

  • - Hey, what's up?

  • I didn't think I'd be seeing you around here again.

  • - [PUR] Ooh, it's different.

  • - We're still looking for Ken.

  • Have you seen anything?

  • - No.

  • You know, you might wanna talk to Artie.

  • - Why should I talk to Artie?

  • - [PUR] Who's Artie?

  • - You know. He's the handyman.

  • He's always working on something around here.

  • - [LGR] So now we can probably go somewhere else

  • that would have a handyman.

  • - [PUR] It is a changing mechanic.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, it changes around wherever...

  • Who we're talking to.

  • - [PUR] I know this is gonna be a mistake but--

  • - [LGR] What if there's an amazing Ferris wheel song?

  • - [Both] Ferris wheels and (bleep).

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] I'm afraid not.

  • - [LGR] That's too bad.

  • - [PUR] For some reason, the merry-go-round...

  • I don't know why they chose that.

  • Ooh, it's chuggin'.

  • Chuggin', chuggin'.

  • Maybe we can see a murder happening in the background.

  • Keep your eyes peeled for suspicious activity.

  • All right, enough, enough, enough.

  • - [LGR] Enough.

  • - [PUR] It'd be so cool if a murder happened.

  • Hang on, I'm stuck on the plant.

  • - [LGR] Oh, no!

  • Okay, there we go.

  • - [PUR] I got it.

  • - [LGR] Probably one of the rooms

  • that was empty or something

  • has Mr. Handyman.

  • - [PUR] Okay.

  • - [LGR] That seems to be how this is working.

  • - [PUR] Yes. Okay, well...

  • - [Both] What is this?!

  • - [Barbie] It's locked.

  • - [PUR] Everything is locked.

  • - [LGR] Just gotta start looking.

  • - [PUR] All right, let's go to this door.

  • You gotta go in every door.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, I mean, may as well.

  • Maybe there's nothing here.

  • - [PUR] Maybe this is Artie.

  • Artie?

  • Ooh, what kind of room is this?

  • It's the Metta Room.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • This must be Artie's place.

  • - [PUR] But where's Artie?

  • - [LGR] What is that?

  • - [Both] Tickets!

  • - [PUR] Oh, I put it back.

  • - [LGR] It's nothing.

  • - [PUR] Look.

  • - [Barbie] That doesn't seem to be working.

  • - [PUR] What? - [LGR] What is it?

  • - [PUR] There we go, I got it.

  • - [LGR] Hey, he has carrots.

  • - [PUR] Where? Where's the carrots?

  • Oh, right there.

  • - [LGR] Let's click the clock.

  • - [PUR] Oh, I broke it.

  • Whoops.

  • Sorry. (laughs)

  • Why is this a clue?

  • - [LGR] I guess we'll have to look in the computer

  • and see what Becky has to say.

  • - [PUR] This is the most amount of clues we've found

  • in the game.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, this room is just full of them.

  • - [PUR] All right, it's a mug.

  • It's hidden in a clock.

  • - Someone wanted to stay up for a while.

  • - [PUR] That's what we got from this?

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • A whole roll of tickets.

  • Where would all of these come from?

  • - [PUR] We're at a carnival!

  • - Ride tickets?

  • But you don't usually see a roll of them like this.

  • - [PUR] But you do!

  • (LGR laughs)

  • - [LGR] Yes! Yes!

  • I see them all the time at carnivals.

  • - [PUR] Wait, I thought I had found something else.

  • - [LGR] To the left. - [PUR] To the left.

  • To the left, to the left.

  • Here we go.

  • - [Barbie] It's a calculator.

  • - [LGR] Why is every single one of the items hot?

  • - [PUR] I don't know.

  • So Artie is not here.

  • Ooh, what's that?

  • Wait a minute here.

  • What is this?

  • - [LGR] It's like a locked ride.

  • - [PUR] That's where Ken's body is.

  • We haven't found Artie yet.

  • What was in here?

  • - [Barbie] This must be the ticket office.

  • - [PUR] Look, I found the ticket office.

  • I didn't think we could go in here.

  • - [LGR] I guess we can now. - [PUR] We can!

  • - [LGR] Maybe since we found the tickets.

  • - [Barbie] I have no idea if this is a clue.

  • (LGR and PUR laugh)

  • - [LGR] But it is!

  • - [PUR] We're the worst!

  • - [LGR] I just, like, said it was and--

  • - [PUR] We are the worst.

  • - That little symbol definitely looks like a horse.

  • Hmm.

  • A horse at a carnival?

  • - [PUR] The merry-go-round and fairy tales!

  • - [LGR] She seemed very confused

  • that there'd be a horse at a carnival.

  • Like, you know, "Oh, man!"

  • "Where would it possibly be?!"

  • - [PUR] There's two things in here

  • and one is the ticket

  • and the other thing is

  • the lock,

  • which we do not actually have the combo for.

  • But I think we're actually right by...

  • Yes, look, we're right by here.

  • - [LGR] All right.

  • - [PUR] So I'm just gonna do a quick look-see.

  • - [Barbie] I think you found something.

  • - [LGR] What did you click?

  • - [PUR] I just clicked right here.

  • I just clicked right here!

  • It's a plunger!

  • - [LGR] A candy apple?

  • - [PUR] Oh, it's a candy apple.

  • It's not a plunger at all. (laughs)

  • I just found it, man.

  • - [LGR] That was really hidden.

  • - [PUR] Okay, where's the apples?

  • Where do we buy the candy apples?

  • - [LGR] I mean, back at the popcorn--

  • - [PUR] You want me to go back to the popcorn?

  • - [LGR] Maybe. That's the only place that has food.

  • - [PUR] Candy apples! Candy apples!

  • (gasps) Look!

  • That appeared now!

  • Oh my god, what's inside?

  • Is it a head?

  • - [LGR] It's a hea...

  • Oh, it's a...

  • - [PUR] It's a key!

  • - [LGR] We needed that. That's good.

  • - [PUR] Yes! We've got inventory!

  • There's definitely a trunk in here that has been locked--

  • - [LGR] Yeah, let's go open the trunk.

  • Let's see what kind of bodies are inside.

  • - [PUR] We're here, so we may as well.

  • - [Barbie] I wonder if there's a trap door.

  • Or a secret entrance.

  • - [PUR] She's still wondering that,

  • even though we found both of those things.

  • - [LGR] They're open in front of you, Barbie.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • This room could be a great hiding place.

  • - [PUR] All right, are you ready to open this?

  • - [LGR] Yeah, let's do it.

  • - [Barbie] Let's try this weird key.

  • - [PUR] Nice.

  • (gasps)

  • And nothing.

  • - [LGR] That is the worst.

  • Are you serious?

  • - [PUR] I'm serious.

  • I'm serious, there's nothing in here.

  • - [LGR] I can't even believe that.

  • What is this game?

  • - [PUR] There was nothing!

  • I want my key back.

  • I'm gonna ask Wanda.

  • - [LGR] Hey, Wanda.

  • What's up with that empty thing, Wanda?

  • - [PUR] Did we get to keep the key?

  • I guess maybe we kept it, I don't know.

  • I wonder if the key opens all of the trunks

  • that looks like that.

  • - [LGR] Were there any others locked?

  • - [PUR] Yes. - [LGR] Really?

  • - [PUR] I think so.

  • - [LGR] I only saw the one, and the other one had a...

  • What is that guy?

  • - [PUR] Look! Oh my god!

  • - [LGR] Who is that?

  • What is that?

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • Hey, a shadowy figure.

  • It might be the suspect.

  • And he's gotten on that crazy slide.

  • - [PUR] Oh, no!

  • - [LGR] It is the most suspicious suspect ever.

  • He looks...

  • I mean, it's a shadowy figure, all right.

  • - [PUR] I'm just gonna bump him outta there.

  • This is so odd.

  • Have we found every...

  • Oh, gosh.

  • - [LGR] Slightly creepy.

  • - [PUR] Be super-careful, she says.

  • - [Barbie] Or we might lose him.

  • - [LGR] Good thing we practiced!

  • It's actually really hard.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • - [LGR] I mean, you know,

  • you do have to make a quick decision.

  • - [PUR] I'm like super-nervous

  • that I'm gonna do it wrong.

  • - [LGR] You're okay.

  • I think you can do this.

  • You beat Cuphead.

  • - [PUR] That's true, I did, I did.

  • And I did Pacifist Route.

  • This is not Cuphead though.

  • - [LGR] This is Barbie Mystery Adventure--

  • - [PUR] This is Barbie, my friend.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • - [Barbie] This slide is totally fast.

  • - [LGR] I like how she's still commenting this whole way.

  • - [PUR] I'm like so nervous.

  • - [LGR] It's okay.

  • - [PUR] I'm so nervous.

  • - [LGR] Yeah. - [PUR] Yes.

  • - [LGR] Got him in sight? Geez.

  • I think you're probably allowed to miss some.

  • - [PUR] You're not. - [LGR] Just in case.

  • - [PUR] I don't think you are.

  • I looked it up online

  • and you're not.

  • So I'm like super-nervous.

  • How do I get this guy?

  • (gasps) I think...

  • I think we got him!

  • - [Barbie] He got away.

  • - [PUR] What? What?!

  • - [LGR] She didn't try very hard to catch him.

  • - [Barbie] Look, it's all the charity money.

  • - [PUR] We found the char...

  • Why is there a blank screen?

  • AKA, we did not want to animate this scene.

  • Yes!

  • - You two are amazing detectives.

  • The charity committee will be so happy.

  • - [LGR] That's all we really needed.

  • Ken? Who cares. We got the money.

  • - But we can't stop looking until Ken's back

  • safe and sound.

  • - [LGR] I guess.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • - [PUR] What the heck?!

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Some intern is so proud of that eyeball.

  • - [LGR] "Guys, I can draw eyeballs."

  • - [PUR] "Guys, I did it."

  • Okay, we gotta find a trail.

  • So let's look for footprints.

  • - [LGR] We never did that rocket ride, this rainbow.

  • - [PUR] Do we need to? - [LGR] Yep!

  • Gotta do it!

  • We've done every other ride.

  • We did not do the Rocket.

  • - [PUR] The Rocket?

  • They're just swings.

  • Why are they calling it the Rocket?

  • - [LGR] I think it's actually like

  • it rockets you up or something.

  • - [PUR] All right.

  • Oh my god.

  • - [LGR] Amazing.

  • Who needs VR when you have Barbie Adventure.

  • I'm not sure I'd call that a rocket, guys.

  • I mean, that's the Parachute!

  • It's the Parachute.

  • - [PUR] I think we did go on the Rocket.

  • Isn't that the one that goes around and it's nauseating?

  • - [LGR] Oh, we did.

  • Yeah, screw that, never mind, I don't know.

  • This is the Parachute.

  • This is the Parachute, not the Rocket.

  • We did the Rocket.

  • - [PUR] So just looking for footprints still.

  • - [LGR] You wanna talk to Rupert?

  • - [PUR] His name is Bert.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Rupert?

  • - [LGR] He looks like a Rupert--

  • - [PUR] Wait, he's not here.

  • He's not here, he's not here.

  • Look.

  • (LGR gasps)

  • Uh-oh!

  • - [LGR] It's going to the thing.

  • - [PUR] But I opened it. - [LGR] What is that?

  • - [Barbie] A secret passage!

  • - [PUR] Oh, it's a secret passage.

  • - [LGR] We can walk through and do...

  • It looks like it goes to the--

  • - [PUR] Where does this go?

  • - [LGR] The mechanic's place?

  • Yeah.

  • - [PUR] Oh my gosh.

  • Let's go in here.

  • - What are you lookin' for?

  • - My partner and I are trying to figure out

  • what happened to Ken.

  • I'm Barbie.

  • Have you seen anything strange?

  • - Sure.

  • See strange things all the time.

  • - [PUR] (chuckles) What a vague answer.

  • - [LGR] "I'm stoned!"

  • (LGR and PUR laugh)

  • - So you must know everything about this carnival, right?

  • - Yep.

  • - [LGR] Yep. - [PUR] Yep.

  • Seein' some strange things.

  • - [LGR] Yep!

  • This guy's great.

  • All right, well that was useful.

  • I mean, but at least we found him.

  • I guess?

  • - [PUR] I guess.

  • I thought I was on a roll there

  • but I guess I wasn't.

  • You know what we should do here?

  • Let's ask Becky for help.

  • - [LGR] Oh, no! - [PUR] I know, I know.

  • Not Wanda, not Bert, not Jake.

  • Artie.

  • Let's ask her about Artie.

  • - Artie sure seems to know everything about this place.

  • He'd probably have some really

  • awesome places to stash something.

  • Or someone!

  • - [PUR] That's the clue?

  • - [LGR] All right, good.

  • - [PUR] All right, good, good.

  • - [LGR] It's a good game.

  • - [PUR] I feel like we're super close

  • to figuring out what happened.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, I think so too,

  • I just don't know what to do next here.

  • - [PUR] "Once again, eventually,

  • "you'll track the shady figure back

  • "to another three rides I mentioned earlier."

  • So it could be one of three rides.

  • It doesn't have to be the tunnel, necessarily.

  • - [LGR] (distant) So it is random.

  • - [PUR] Yeah. For that, yeah.

  • There is a little bit of a randomization.

  • Here's the bumper cars, so...

  • During the editing magic that you probably just saw,

  • we looked up a walkthrough

  • because we were very confused.

  • And it said to go to the bumper cars.

  • So that's what I'm gonna do.

  • So I guess the rides have more significance than we thought.

  • He's not here.

  • - [LGR] He's not here, and it's useless.

  • - [PUR] I'm supposed to be able to find him.

  • Holy crap!

  • (distant beeping)

  • (door closes)

  • - [LGR] I made bacon. (laughs)

  • - [PUR] He really did.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Wow.

  • Clint got very bored with the game

  • and decided to make some bacon.

  • - [LGR] I went in the other room and made bacon.

  • - [PUR] Carnival food, y'all!

  • I want to check this one more time.

  • We're supposed to be finding a shady figure somewhere.

  • - [LGR] Mmm.

  • (crunching) Want some bacon?

  • - [PUR] No. - [LGR] It's pretty good.

  • - [PUR] This ride, maybe. (crunching)

  • (LGR chuckles)

  • I'm just gonna try all the rides,

  • even though the walkthrough is like--

  • - [LGR] Are we sure we even triggered him?

  • - [PUR] There's no way to know.

  • Oh, geez, fine.

  • Mmm.

  • Mmm!

  • (LGR chuckles)

  • Bacon's good.

  • - [LGR] It's good bacon.

  • - [PUR] Mmm.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • Dude, it's really good though.

  • - [LGR] Mmm, bacon.

  • - [PUR] A banana and bacon?

  • - [LGR] Hey, want a banana?

  • - [PUR] No.

  • - [LGR] Mmm, banana.

  • - [PUR] Wow.

  • I'm gonna try this Ferris wheel real quick here.

  • So we're on the finding Ken section

  • 'cause we found the charity money already.

  • ♪ Ken's in danger ♪

  • ♪ And it's Barbie to the rescue ♪

  • - [PUR] Do you hear that?

  • - [LGR] Yeah, what is that?

  • - [PUR] I don't know! - [LGR] What is this ride?

  • - [PUR] Is this the Rocket?

  • - [LGR] How did we miss this earlier?

  • - [PUR] I don't know.

  • That's amazing.

  • Oh! Look, look! Look!

  • - [LGR] Whoa!

  • - [Barbie] I might be mistaken,

  • but I think I just saw someone

  • running toward the souvenir shop.

  • - [PUR] Souvenir shop! Go!

  • - [LGR] Oh, man.

  • - [PUR] Look.

  • Look!

  • - [LGR] It's a ghost ticket.

  • - [PUR] It's a ghost ticket.

  • - [Barbie] Well I don't know what this is--

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] We're the worst.

  • Becky, could you tell us, please?

  • - Is it some kind of a

  • ghost?

  • - [LGR] It can't be.

  • There wouldn't be ghosts at a carnival with haunted houses.

  • - [PUR] All right, I'll go to the haunted house.

  • Wherever that was, gosh.

  • Here we go!

  • All right, let's look around...

  • Oh! Look!

  • - [LGR] Finally, a thing in there.

  • Look, it's cheese.

  • - [PUR] It's a badge.

  • - [LGR] We found the dead security guy.

  • - [PUR] He's not dead.

  • - [LGR] I mean, he might be.

  • - [Barbie] People don't usually just drop security badges.

  • - [PUR] Pretty sure they do.

  • All right, so that's where we gotta go.

  • We gotta go to

  • security.

  • That room...

  • It's right here, too, so it's awesome.

  • Yeah, it's been a pretty useless room up until now.

  • - [LGR] What's that on the bench?

  • - [PUR] Oh!

  • - [LGR] It's like a hot dog or something.

  • - [PUR] It is a hot dog.

  • It is a gigantic hot dog.

  • It's the size of the park bench.

  • (LGR chuckles)

  • It's my kind of hot dog.

  • - [LGR] Two foot hot dog? What is this?

  • - [Barbie] Did someone drop this half-eaten hot dog

  • for a reason?

  • - What a waste of a good hot dog.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • - [PUR] What a waste.

  • - [LGR] I agree, Becky.

  • That is a waste of a good hot dog.

  • - [PUR] Was that there before?

  • Was the hot dog there before?

  • - [LGR] No, it totally wasn't. It was a new thing.

  • - [PUR] The hot dog stand, Clint.

  • The hot dog stand!

  • - [LGR] Yeah.

  • - [PUR] Here we are.

  • - [LGR] Who dares not to finish a hot dog?

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] "What a waste."

  • - [LGR] Like, who does that?

  • You take a bite out and be just like, "Eww."

  • - [PUR] It is a carnival hot dog, so--

  • - [LGR] That means it's amazing, probably.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, probably.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • You could definitely hide something

  • in this concession stand.

  • Let's take a look.

  • - [PUR] Oh...

  • - [LGR] What is she suggesting?

  • (PUR gasps)

  • - [PUR] This is like the key box.

  • Whoops.

  • - [LGR] We just keep finding stuff in there.

  • - [PUR] Let's take a look at it.

  • We should look at it.

  • - [LGR] Awesome.

  • That goes to that little box.

  • In front of Artie's place.

  • Look, it's got the lock logo.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, you're totally right.

  • Okay, let's go there.

  • So here it is.

  • Heres one of 'em.

  • So I'm gonna try my key.

  • - [LGR] It's gotta be this because, you know...

  • - [Barbie] Great idea!

  • Clint!

  • Cool!

  • The small key might work.

  • - [PUR] What?

  • Um...

  • (chuckles) Um...

  • - [LGR] So, that's stupid.

  • - [PUR] Bad news: there's nothing in here.

  • - [LGR] There was nothing in the other one, either.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, there was nothing in there.

  • - [LGR] That's not satisfying at all.

  • - [PUR] No, it's not.

  • I really wanted to find something in there.

  • There it...

  • Look, it's happening again!

  • - [LGR] On the Ferris wheel?

  • - [Barbie] You won't believe this,

  • but I just saw a person running around in that junkyard.

  • - [PUR] The junkyard!

  • So we had to do that twice, actually.

  • - [LGR] That was totally the Ferris wheel again though.

  • That's kinda weird.

  • - [PUR] Yeah, I found something.

  • Finally!

  • Finally!

  • - [LGR] All right, there's a hand on that, so...

  • - [PUR] It's a chain?

  • - [LGR] Handcuffs? - [PUR] Handcuffs.

  • - [LGR] A kinky thief guy.

  • - [PUR] All right, finally.

  • Guys, you have no idea

  • how long we've been looking for that.

  • - [LGR] A long time.

  • - [PUR] I mean--

  • - [LGR] We've been playing for

  • two hours and 45 minutes at this point.

  • I don't know how long this video actually is gonna be but--

  • - [PUR] Clint has eaten bacon and a banana--

  • - [LGR] Been snacking on things,

  • drank a bottle of water.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • Security handcuffs.

  • I wonder if they were used on Ken.

  • Is that moving shadow a person?

  • I think it is.

  • Check it out!

  • He's running for the Tunnel of Love ride.

  • - [LGR] He's in the tunnel.

  • - [PUR] He's in the Tunnel of Love, the Love Tunnel.

  • - [LGR] All right, have fun with this.

  • - [PUR] He says we gotta go fast and I have learned...

  • I'm gonna try to hit the swans.

  • - [Barbie] Clint!

  • Have you got him in sight?

  • - [LGR] What if this was Ken the whole time?

  • - [PUR] Whoa, I got him!

  • - [LGR] Nice. - [PUR] Nice! Nice! Nice!

  • I'm so excited to see this climax.

  • - [LGR] No climax yet.

  • - [Barbie] Oh, hey! He got away!

  • We were so close.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Oh, wow!

  • It looks like a videotape.

  • - [LGR] Gotta return some videotapes now.

  • - [Barbie] There's a security label on it.

  • - [PUR] Ooh! Back to security.

  • (LGR and PUR laugh)

  • - [LGR] There's a GIF in the making.

  • - [PUR] God, she's so emotionless.

  • All right.

  • Luckily, we're right here,

  • which is awesome.

  • And here's the VCR.

  • - [LGR] We can finally do something with that chair.

  • It had a hand on it.

  • - [PUR] Oh, it did?!

  • - [LGR] Yeah, the chair had a hand on it.

  • - [PUR] Oh, nice!

  • - [LGR] Doink!

  • - [PUR] Oh!

  • Nice!

  • - [LGR] All right, so that's a cool key.

  • - [PUR] We've seen that before.

  • This is in the clown's room.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, I think it is.

  • - [PUR] Where's the VHS tape?

  • - [LGR] So we got all sorts of keys.

  • - [PUR] Okay, cool.

  • I'm gonna play the tape

  • to see where Ken has been held hostage.

  • - [LGR] This is like some weird snuff film.

  • - [PUR] Oh, no.

  • - [LGR] It is.

  • - [PUR] What?

  • That's Ken?

  • - [LGR] Apparently Ken looks just like the other guy.

  • - [PUR] That's Jake. That's not Ken.

  • (LGR laughs)

  • - [PUR] Well, I know where it is.

  • - [LGR] Ken has been Jake this whole time.

  • Plot twist!

  • - [PUR] So he's just right over here in the tent.

  • And then

  • take the key.

  • It even has a clown on it.

  • - [Barbie] What does this key open?

  • - [LGR] I don't know! Gee, Barbie.

  • - [PUR] Ken? Ken? - [LGR] It opens Ken.

  • - [Barbie] Ken!

  • - [PUR] He's been in here the whole time!

  • That doesn't look like Ken.

  • - [LGR] He's not even saying anything.

  • - [PUR] Whoa!

  • - [LGR] It's late-'90s Ken.

  • - [PUR] That does not look like Ken in any iteration.

  • It looks like Derek.

  • - I was blindfolded.

  • But it felt like we went all over the carnival.

  • I tried to drop clues for you whenever we stopped.

  • - Your plan worked, Ken.

  • But someone else is leaving clues around the carnival, too.

  • - Sounds like someone on the inside

  • is trying to help us out.

  • Any ideas?

  • - Not yet.

  • This mystery keeps getting bigger.

  • Let's go.

  • - [PUR] Here we go.

  • - [LGR] All right, he went over that way.

  • - [PUR] He went this way.

  • - [LGR] Go over there and get our suspect!

  • - [PUR] They keep going this way.

  • I think they're gonna go all the way back to that--

  • (PUR gasps)

  • - [LGR] Oh, dear. - [PUR] Oh, dear!

  • - [LGR] Well it's this again!

  • - [PUR] Can I, can I not?

  • - [LGR] I know.

  • - [PUR] I got so stressed out last time I did it.

  • - [LGR] Do you trust me with the controls that are awful?

  • - [PUR] I'm gonna let Clint do this.

  • If he messes up, you can go ahead and blame him.

  • - [LGR] Oh, no! (stammers)

  • This is so hard.

  • - [PUR] Quotable quotes!

  • - [LGR] Oops.

  • - [PUR] Are you serious?

  • Clint, are you serious?

  • - [LGR] What? I thought it would be fine.

  • - [PUR] The first one?!

  • - [LGR] It's really sensitive. (laughs)

  • - [PUR] You guys.

  • Bummer.

  • Bummer is right.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • Oh my god!

  • That's the best thing.

  • - [LGR] You know--

  • - [PUR] "This is gonna be fine, you trust me."

  • - [LGR] I mean, it looked fine.

  • - [PUR] I think he's in the tunnel now.

  • Look at the, look for the, yeah.

  • - [Barbie] Is that moving shadow a person?

  • I think it is.

  • - [PUR] I trust you on this, man, I trust you.

  • - [Barbie] Have you got him in sight?

  • - [LGR] So you're supposed to avoid the swans, right?

  • (PUR groans)

  • - [PUR] You can do it.

  • - [Barbie] We've gotta go fast

  • to bump that crook's boat with ours.

  • - [LGR] Smack him in the face.

  • - [PUR] Git 'im.

  • There you go.

  • Nice!

  • - [Barbie] Now let's catch our thief.

  • - [PUR] Yes, let's do it! Who is it?

  • Is is Wanda?

  • Or is it Jake?

  • I think it's Wanda or Jake.

  • - [LGR] It's Rupert.

  • - Hold it right there.

  • You're not going anywhere.

  • It's all over.

  • You're busted.

  • No way!

  • - [LGR] Oh, it's Jake. - [PUR] It's Jake.

  • - [Becky] Yep. He had us all fooled.

  • He's a lonely kid who needs some attention.

  • - [Barbie] So he thought that kidnapping Ken

  • might get people to notice him?

  • - [LGR] I wonder, like, is it a random thing who it is?

  • - [PUR] That's a great question.

  • I wonder if it is random.

  • - [LGR] 'Cause they all were attention-seeking.

  • - [PUR] Well, you notice how like the clues are vague?

  • Yeah.

  • - Then who was helping you out with all those extra clues?

  • - [Barbie] I think I know who our secret helper is.

  • Thanks for all your help, Artie.

  • You're a real friend.

  • (PUR laughs)

  • - [PUR] What? We don't even know him!

  • We met him twice.

  • - ...Barbie Detective.

  • We hope to see you again soon.

  • - Yeah!

  • Don't disappear for too long.

  • - Oh, Ken!

  • (laughing)

  • - [PUR] Oh, Ken!

  • You idiot!

  • Get outta here.

  • Go back in the thing.

  • - [Barbie] The Mystery of the Carnival Caper

  • changes every time you play.

  • - [PUR] It does change, yeah.

  • - [LGR] All right, time to play it again

  • and see what happens!

  • - [PUR] Oh my god, no!

  • No, like, that's a pretty cool game.

  • It's pretty cool.

  • - [LGR] It friggin' sucks as far as the controls,

  • but the game itself is cool.

  • - [PUR] The game itself is...

  • Wop, bop, back into Windows.

  • The game itself is actually pretty cool.

  • - [LGR] No, I liked that.

  • - [PUR] Not like a mystery adventure game.

  • - [LGR] No, I mean, it's good.

  • For a kid's kind of thing.

  • I mean, it's made for ages five and up,

  • is what it's made for.

  • So, yeah, seriously, that's not bad at all.

  • "Over 50 mysterious clues to find."

  • That's the other thing that was throwing me off.

  • We found so many things that, like,

  • we opened it up and it was nothing there.

  • But it seems like the things that are nothing there,

  • that's where the randomness comes in.

  • - [PUR] That's where the randomness is, yes.

  • - [LGR] Ken might be in the rocket pod.

  • He might be in that one crate.

  • He might be in the other box or something.

  • - [PUR] I like the randomization aspect of that,

  • and that probably means that there are

  • three different suspects or something.

  • - [LGR] Holy crap.

  • I just noticed on the back of the box, too.

  • "Detective Barbie can say over 50,000 names."

  • - [PUR] That's crazy.

  • - [LGR] They recorded over 50,000 names.

  • If you think about that in terms of lines,

  • that's a whole book worth.

  • - [PUR] Yes, that's hours of saying stuff.

  • That's really cool though.

  • But yeah, nice!

  • - [LGR] That was Barbie Adventure.

  • - [PUR] Awesome.

  • Well thank you for having me on this case.

  • I know you employed me because of my detectiving skills.

  • - [LGR] Yeah, pretty much.

  • And, you know, I didn't know if I would have the patience

  • to navigate all that.

  • And I didn't!

  • - [PUR] He didn't. (LGR laughs)

  • He got up and made bacon

  • during the case. (laughs)

  • - [LGR] Bacon and bananas.

  • I was just feelin' breakfast, you know.

  • - [PUR] Yummy.

  • - [LGR] All right, well I'm gonna get more breakfast.

  • Yeah, thanks for watching!

  • - [PUR] Thank you, bye!

(soft jazz piano music)

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