Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles WE CAN SCOOT DOWN! LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT! HEY, MAN! >> OH, MY GOD! >> Ken: OH, MY GOD A DOG! YOU WERE A DOCTOR, RIGHT? IT'S A CAT. >> Ken: NOT AN ANIMAL DOCTOR. ( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS IS AN AFRICAN KITTEN. ONLY ABOUT FOUR MONTHS OLD. I'M IN LOVE. THIS IS GREAT. ONE OF THE REASONS WE LIKE TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND TAUB ABOUT OUR ANIMALS, EVEN THOUGH HE'S ON A LEASH DRINKING OUT OF A DISH BECAUSE HE'S A KITTEN, THIS IS A CONFISCATION AND I WANT TO KEEP HIM AS A PET. ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS WILDLIFE TRAFFICKING, PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE PETS OUT OF WILD ANIMALS. THIS WILL STAND ABOUT TWO FEET AS A FULL-GROWN ADULTS. >> Ken: WHAT IS THAT? A LITTLE SPRIG. >> Ken: OH, YEAH, I GIVE THAT TO MY DAUGHTER. >> OH! ( BLEEP )! THE HISSING DOES SOUND -- >> Ken: WHOA, WHOA! FEED THE CAT! THE CAT'S MAD! WHOA, IT'S NOT MY FAULT! ( BLEEP )! >> AS CUTE AS IT IS, WHEN THIS GUY GETS FULL GROWN -- >> Ken: KRISTEN, CAN YOU GET IN FRONT OF ME? >> I'M NOT SCARED OF THAT KITTY. ( BLEEP ). HE'S HITTING HARD. NATIVE TO THE GRASS LANDS, SMALLER THAN A CHEETAH. LOOKS LIKE HE WILL HAVE TO GROW INTO THOSE EARS BECAUSE HE'S A KITTEN. DON'T FALL OFF THE TABLE, BUDDY. >> Ken: ON TO THE NEXT ANIMAL, I SAY. IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING YOU, WE'LL WATCH YOUR MOVIE, IT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. HE'S A CONTESTANT ON THE -- I GET IT. DO YOU HAVE A TONG SONGTO SING? GREAT. NEXT. >> GIVE IT UP, ROOKA. ADORABLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A LITTLE MORE YOUR SPEED? >> ( BLEEP ). ( BLEEP ). >> JUST EAT IT. >> Ken: I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT, RICK. DON'T DO BITS, JUST -- HERE YOU GO, HERE YOU GO. >> SO THIS IS MARILYN MONROO. ( LAUGHTER ) SHE'S A LITTLE YOUNG KANGAROO. >> OH, JEEZ! >> Ken: I DON'T MEAN TO BE STUPID, BUT DOES THIS ALWAYS COME IN A STOCKING? >> AS MUCH AS ALL OUR ANIMALS LOOK FUN, THIS IS A WILD ANIMAL. SHE IS RAISED BY OUR TRAINERS, BUT AS SHE GROWS SHE WON'T BE AN ANIMAL YOU WANT IN YOUR HOME EITHER. THE MALES GET UP TO SIX FEET IN HEIGHT. THESE ARE THE BIG BUFF ONES YOU SEE. >> Ken: WHOA! I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING, DUDE! >> I HEARD A KANGAROO CAN LEAN BACK ON THEIR TAIL AND TAKE THEIR HOOF AND DISEMBOWEL YOU. >> IT'S NOT A HOOF, BUT THE MALES, THEY HAVE A THICK SKIN ON THEIR BELLY, UH THEY WILL REAR UP AND TICK WITH THE BACK LEGS. >> I LOVE THIS LITTLE KANGAROO SO MUCH. >> Ken: GIVE IT UP! WOW! MARILYN! >> MARILYN MONROO, YES. ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) >> SO THIS IS QUILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. ( LAUGHTER ) >> I LIKE THE NAME! >> Ken: SHE TALKS LIKE A BABY. THAT'S THE SOUND THEY MAKE WHEN THEY SHOOT THEIR QUILLS OUT. I'M KIDDING! >> WELL WILL THE QUILLS SHOOT OUT AT US? >> Ken: NO, THAT IS JUST A MYTH. EVERYBODY OUT THERE THINKS THEY CAN SHOOT THEIR QUILLS. >> Ken: HE'S TALKING. HE CHATTERS. >> Ken: HI, QUILL, I'M KEN JEONG, WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU DONE LATELY? >> CAN I TOUCH THE QUILL TO SEE HOW SHARP IT IS? >> BAD IDEA. WE HAVE SOME PORCUPINES WHO LAY BACK AND YOU CAN TOUCH THEM, BUT SEE HOW THEY ARE UP NOW? IF YOU STARTLE HIM, HE WOULD JUMP, FORCING THE QUILL INTO YOUR FINGER AND THAT STICKS INTO YOUR FLESH. THAT'S THE VISUAL OF THEM SHOOTING THE QUILLS. HE IS A SOUTH AMERICAN SPECIES KNOWN AS A TAIL PO PO PORCUPINE. THE TAIL IS GRASPING. THEY USE IT TO ANCHOR THEMSELVES AND PULL THEMSELVES UP INTO TREES AND MOVE THEMSELVES FROM ONE TO THE OTHER. >> HOW COME YOU CAN PICK HIM UP. WHAT'S THAT SIZE? ( APPLAUSE ) >> IT'S LIKE A CHRIS TUCKER PORCUPINE. YOU READY FOR THE LAST ONE? >> Ken: OH. I CAN'T DO IT. >> Ken: I'LL PROTECT YOU. KRISTEN, GO IN FRONT OF HER. >> I CAN'T. >> Ken: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. YOU WANT TO STAND UP? >> MY GOAL IS NOT TO PLAY ON PEOPLE'S FEARS. MY GOAL IS TO GET PEOPLE CONNECTED WITH WILDLIFE. IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS, WE'LL GET FURTHER AWAY. >> I'LL BE BRAVE. CAN I TOUCH IT? >> ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS JULIUS SQUEEZER. >> Ken: BREAKING SOME OF MY BOUNDARIES. >> LOOK AT YOU! IS ANYTHING GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME RIGHT NOW? >> Ken: I THINK SHE'S HAPPY TO BE HERE! THAT'S AMAZING! OH, MY GOD! >> I LOVE THAT YOU KID THAT. THE FACE REALLY COMES OUT. >> Ken: I HAVEN'T SEEN A FACE ON A SNAKE LIKE THAT SINCE I HAD LUNCH WITH MY AGENT! ( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU. IT TOOK ME FOUR MONTHS TO WRITE THAT JOKE! >> DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND HAVE THEM IN OUR LAP? >> Ken: DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND CONQUER YOUR FEAR? >> I WOULD LOVE TO STAND BEHIND THE COUCH WHILE YOU GUYS DO THAT! >> Ken: WE'LL TRY THAT. WE'LL HELP OUT. >> Ken: THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO END MY LIFE WITH -- I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT MY LIFE AND CAREER WOULD END, LIKE, OH, MY GOD -- >> THIS IS HEAVY! >> Ken: THIS IS ACTUALLY NICE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE WEIGHTED BLANKETS. >> Ken: THIS IS NICE. WE CONQUERED A LOT, GUYS. RICK SCHWARTZ, THANK YOU SO MUCH! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! THIS IS AMAZING! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
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