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  • >>I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF THE STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS

  • THAT HAVE HAPPENED SO FAR IN THIS SHOW.

  • >>IF THEY ANSWER RIGHT THEY GET A PRIZE.

  • >>IF THEY ANSWER WRONG THEY HAVE TO FORFEIT THEIR SEAT TO A MORE

  • DESERVING AUDIENCE MEMBER WAITING OUTSIDE IN THE LATE LATE

  • SHOW BULLPEN.

  • >>THESE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR SHOW FOR THE TAPING BUT GOT TO THE

  • LINE TOO LATE AND WERE TURNED AWAY.

  • >>WILL THEY GET TO SEE TODAY'S SHOW AFTER ALL.

  • >>WE WILL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH.

  • HO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? WHO HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.

  • >>WAIT, THE HAYEDY IN THE BROWN.

  • HOW COULD I MISS YOU.

  • SHOW EVERYBODY WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I ASKED, WHO WOULD

  • HIKE TO PLAY? I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT.

  • >>WHAT IS YOUR NAME? EURPBLG KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH,

  • FLORIDA.

  • >> James: YOUR NAME IS?

  • >> I KENNA James: YOU'RE MY FIRST EVER

  • KENNA.

  • >>IS IT SHORT FOR SOMETHING >> I JUST KENNA.

  • James: CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP.

  • >>WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

  • >> I WEST PALM BEACH, FLORIDA.

  • James: WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO LOS ANGELES.

  • >>>> I MY BREAST FRIEND WORKS ON THE SHOW.

  • >> James: WHAT DO THEY DO?

  • >> I CHANDLER.

  • James: I KNOW CHANDLER.

  • I MET CHANDLER'S PARENTS THIS WEEKEND -FPL EUFRPLGT THEY'RE

  • GREAT.

  • >> James: THE LOVELIEST.

  • CHANDLER GOT YOU TICKETS FOR THE SHOW.

  • >>IT'S NOT EASY.

  • >> SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF I LOST THE SEAT.

  • >> James: SHE WOULD BE UPSET IF YOU CAME ALL THE WAY TO THE SHOW

  • AND WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE EURPBLGT

  • IT WOULD BE >> James: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE

  • BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? EURPBLGTS YOU MAKE ME WONDER.

  • >> James: IS ANY OF YOU REGRETTING HOW BIG YOU WENT ON

  • THE DANCE TO GET MY ATTENTION? EURPBLGT MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> James: ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT, KEN NA.

  • >>HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

  • DURING THE GUEST CHECK IN WITH JESSE TYLER FERGUSON HE WAS

  • HOLDING AN ITEM IN HIS HANDS.

  • >>WHAT WAS THE ITEM?

  • >> I OH.

  • IT WASN'T A PHONE.

  • WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE, GLASSES James: GLASSES?

  • >> I I AM GOING WITH GLASSES.

  • James: LET'S FIND OUT AND SEE IF YOU'RE RIGHT.

  • >>HE WAS HOLDING A FIDGET SPINNER.

  • >>CHEERLY YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

  • >>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.

  • >>TO BID US FAREWELL YOU WILL SING ERBG CARMEN'S HIT SONG OEU

  • ALL BY MYSELF OEU ON THE WAY OUT.

  • >>LIGHTS, MUSIC, AND SING.

  • ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING

  • ALL BY MYSELF James: I KNOW WHAT WILL BRING

  • UP THE MOOD HR-TS BRING IN A STAND BY.

  • >>WELCOME.

  • TAKE A SEAT.

  • OKAY.

  • I WILL WARN YOU THE QUESTIONS ARE GOING TO GET TRICKIER.

  • >>WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? LET'S GO WITH THE MAN HERE.

  • >>I WILL COME TO YOU, I WILL COME DOWN.

  • >>YOU WANT THE ASS OR THE CROTCH >> I THE CROTCH

  • James: BRING IT IN.

  • STAND UP, SIR.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> I GOOD.

  • James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME.

  • >> I'M FROM GIANI FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETS

  • >> James: HI, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? EURPBLGS I GO TO EMERSON

  • COLLEGE AND I'M HERE FOR A SEMESTER.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?

  • EURPBLGTS FILM AND TELEVISION.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

  • >>>> I TALENT AGENCIES.

  • James: YOU WANT TO BE AN AGENT.

  • >>>> YES.

  • HOPEFULLY.

  • James: MY GOD.

  • YOU'RE HERE IN LOS ANGELES STUDYING FILM AND TELEVISION

  • -FPL WOULD YOU OF BEEN STUDYING EVERY INCH OF THE SHOW AND

  • REALLY PAYING ATTENTION.

  • >>OTHERWISE I WOULD PRESUME YOU'RE A TERRIBLE STUDENT.

  • >>THAT WILL MAKE YOU A [BEEP]

  • AGENT.

  • >> THAT'S A FARE ASSAULTS.

  • ASSUMPTION.

  • James: I WILL GIVE YOU A SET UP TO A JOKE FROM OUR MONOLOGUE.

  • >>I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE PUNCHLINE.

  • >>THIS IS THE JOKE I TOLD HERE IN THE STUDIO A FEW MINUTES AGO.

  • >>HERE IS THE SET UP.

  • REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE

  • EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES WHICH IS LIKE ME THOUGH CAN A

  • SUPER BOWL PARTY AND GOING >>>> I UMMM, CAN WE REPEAT THE

  • QUESTION.

  • >> James: NOT LIKE IT'S A LONG QUESTION OR ANYTHING.

  • >>HERE IS THE SET UP.

  • REPUBLICANS STARTED THE TRIAL BY REFUSING TO INTRODUCE

  • EVIDENCE OR HEAR FROM WITNESSES IT'S HIKE ME THROWING A SUPER

  • BOWL PARTY >>>> I IT WAS SOMETHING -- MY

  • GOD WAS IT SAYING EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME OR SOMETHING

  • >> James: EVERYONE HAD TO GO HOME LET'S FIND OUT

  • >> James: LIKE ME THROWING A SUPER BOWL PARTY AND THEN GOING

  • JUST A PEW QUICK RULES NO FOOD, NO DRINKS, AND NO WATCHING

  • FOOTBALL >> James: NOT EVEN CLOSE,

  • EVERYBODY GO HOME YOU CHEERLY WERE NOT PAY AGO TENSION.

  • >>NOW ALL OF THE ATTENTION WILL BE PLACED ON YOU.

  • >>I WILL SAY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE LIKE KENNA AND

  • SING A SONG.

  • >>, I'M KIDDING OF COURSE YOU DO, SING AND LEAVE

  • >>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL

  • >>ALL BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF, ANYMORE, ALL

  • BY MYSELF, DON'T WANT TO BE, ALL BY MYSELF

  • >> James: LET'S BRING IN A STAND BY.

  • >> James: OKAY WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY NEXT? ANYBODY

  • >>> I JAMES

  • James: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY.

  • >>PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, FINE WHAT IS YOUR NAME,

  • WHERE ARE YOU FROM? EUFRPBLGS I'>>>> I'M HAN ARE FROM THE SAN

  • FRANCISCO BAY AREA >> James: WHAT DO YOU DO HERE

  • >> DIGITAL MEDIA MANNING, I MAY DO IT AGAIN, I AM JUST DOING

  • TRAVELING, WENT TO PORTLAND >> James: WHERE ELSE

  • >> BALI, INDIA James: STOP

  • >> MOROCCO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SAFE RIGHT NOW

  • >> James: TIME FOR YOU, GOOD FOR YOU YOU WERE KEEN ON PAYING

  • ATTENTION.

  • >>WHO ARE YOU WITH TODAY >> SOLO

  • James: YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

  • HERE AND WATCHING THE SHOW, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

  • >>>> I THINK SO I'M NOT DISTRACTED

  • >> James: NOBODY IS TAKING YOUR MIND OFF THE THING, YOU'RE HERE

  • WATCHING THE SHOW WOULD YOU BE DEVASTATED TO HAVE TO GIVE UP

  • YOUR SEAT AND WATCH FROM THE PARKING LOT

  • >>>> HONESTLY IT'S A GREAT SHOW, I HAVE ENJOYED IT SO FAR

  • >> James: OKAY I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR QUESTION NOW, I HOPE

  • YOU GET IT RIGHT >>IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME I

  • ASKED THE FIRST CONTESTANT IN JESSE TYLER FERGUSON'S HAND.

  • >>WHAT WAS THAT CONTESTANT'S NAME? DON'T DO THAT

  • >>>> I OKAY, KENNA, YOU NEVER HAD A KENNA BEFORE

  • >> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOU ARE RIGHT

  • >> James: WHAT'S YOUR NAME WHERE ARE YOU FROM

  • >>>> I KENNA FROM WEST PALM BEACH FLORIDA

  • >> James: YOU WIN THIS PRIZE.

  • IT'S A GIFT CARD TO A COFFEE SHOP TO KEEP PAYING ATTENTION.

  • >>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE FROM THE

  • LATE LATE SHOW.

>>I WILL QUIZ MEMBERS OF THE STUDIO AUDIENCE ABOUT THINGS

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