OF COURSE THE ACADEMY AWARDS WERE HELD LAST NIGHT HERE IN

HOLLYWOOD IT WAS AN HISTORIC NIGHT FOR SOUTH KOREAN FILM

PARASITE BECAME THE VERY FRIRS NONENGLISH LANGUAGE FILM TO WIN

BEST PICTURE.

IT WAS AMAZING.

ALTHOUGH THIS MEANS TODAY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE PRETENDING LIKE

THEY'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THAT MOVIE.

SO TOTALLY DESERVED, YEAH, NO, YEAH YEAH YEAH.

I LOVED IT, NO, I LOVED IT, YEAH, YEAH.

I REALLY LOVED ALL THE KOREAN STUFF, YEAH.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN PARASITE YET, THE FILM IS ABOUT A FAMILY

OF CONARTISTS WHO HUSTLE THEIR WAY INTO A LARGE, BEAUTIFUL

HOUSE.

AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK, IT IS NOT ABOUT THIS FAMILY.

I MEAN-- BY THE WAY,-- IT WAS A HUGE NIGHT FOR PARASITE DIRECTOR

BONG JOON-HO WHO WON FOUR ACADEMY AWARDS.

HERE HE IS AFTER WINNING THE OSCAR FOR BEST DIRECTOR.

>> THANK YOU.

I WILL DRINK UNTIL NEXT MORNING.

>> James: HE SAID HE WILL DRINK UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING.

AND THEN ALL THE LOSERS IN ALL OF HIS CATEGORIES WERE LIKE

YEAH, SAME.

(LAUGHTER) AND THE POOR GUY JUST WANTED TO

GO AND HAVE A DRINK.

AND HE JUST KEPT WINNING OSCARS.

HE WAS AT THE BAR LIKE OKAY SOCKER WHAT KIND OF COCKTAIL CAN

YOU-- WHAT?

AGAIN!

I JUST GOT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!

SOME OF HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NAMES WON THEIR IRST OSCARS

LAST NIGHT, LAURA DERN WON FOR HER AMAZING PERFORMANCE IN

MARRIAGE STORY.

AND BRAD PITT, BRAD PITT WON HIS FIRST ACTING OSCAR FOR ONCE UPON

A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD, THERE HE IS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) LOOK AT THAT.

I TELL YOU WHAT, ST JUST NICE TO SEE BRAD PITT CATCH A BREAK,

ISN'T IT?

(LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH IT'S BITSER SWEET FOR

ME.

NOT HAVING AN OSCAR WAS SOMETHING THAT BRAD PITT AND I

USED TO HAVE IN COMMON.

NOW THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS OUR LOOKS.

(LAUGHTER) JOAQUIN PHOENIX WON HIS FIRST

OSCR LAST NIGHT FOR HIS PERFORMANCE IN JOKER.

I MEAN, HE WAS AMAZING IN THAT ROLL.

BUT HERE'S THE THING.

I COULDN'T REALLY ENJOY A FILM THAT ENDS WITH A GUY SHOOTING A

LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT IS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA, YOU KNOW?

AND FINALLY HERE SAY STRANGE STORY FROM INDIA, AFTER A BAR

WAS SHUT DOWN BY AUTHORITIES, OFFICIALS DUMP ALL OF THE BAR'S

ALCOHOL DOWN THE DRAIN.

BUT IT ACCIDENTALLY SEEPED INTO THE PLUMING OF NEARBY HOMES

WHERE FAMILIES FOUND THEY SUDDENLY HAD BEER, BRANDY AND

RUN POURING FROM THEIR WATERSPOUTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IMAGINE THAT.

ONE MOTHER GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN ALL OF HER TEENAGE CHILDREN JUST

STARTED SPENDING HOURS BRUSHING THEIR TEETH.

INSTEAD OF WATER, ALCOHOL WAS COMING OUT OF PEOPLE'S FAUCETS.

RESIDENTS WERE PRETTY SHOCKED.

IN AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT THE FATHER OF ONE OF THE FAMILIES

HAD THIS TO SAY.

>> THANK YOU.

I WILL DRINK UNTIL NEXT MORNING.

THANK YOU.