About to go pick up a friend of mine-- Anna Kendrick.

You may know her from a lot of movies.

Aww, she's so adorable. So adorable.

- Kevin Hart. - What are you doing, lady?

Um, I'm just standing on the street

- hoping a celebrity would come and pick me up. - With your thumb out.

Do you have, like, any idea

of how much fun you're gonna have today?

- Um, no. - No, no, okay.

It's, like, the most fun ever.

Okay, I'm increasingly nervous

'cause you're selling this really hard.

Kevin: I'm selling it, because if I don't sell it

and I don't make you feel comfortable,

then I'm not doing my job.

Yeah, and then I'm gonna tweet about it.

"Don't go and work out with Kevin ( bleep ) Hart."

No, you can't tell people that.

You gotta tell people the complete opposite.

All right, here's what we're gonna do.

We're going to embrace the world

of, like, jumpy dodgeball.

- Anna: I feel a sense of solidarity with you. - Kevin: Uh-huh.

- We're both, um, on the shorter side. - Great word, by the way.

I thought that we would also share,

maybe a hatred for sports like dodgeball, because--

Why would you have a hatred for dodgeball?

Because I played it in middle school!

Was it not a good experience? What happened?

I don't know if you know this about being a small person,

but, you know, you get picked last for stuff.

- You're not thought of as super athletic. - Last? What?

I'm like those baby gazelles that are injured

- on those nature documentaries. - Oh, my God.

I'm small with the mentality of big.

I was the kid that was like, "I'ma ( bleep ) y'all up."

- A lot of smack. Okay. - Yeah, that's what I'ma do.

And they was like, "Whoa. No cursing at the teachers."

And I was like, "All right."

I was a Chihuahua. ( barking )

My Chihuahua is one of those Chihuahuas that's owned by

a rich white lady that gets their nails done.

- That's-- okay. - So they've got the manicure.

- Now I get it. - ( barks )

( barking ) That was me.

- Yeah. - So that's where I got off.

- I could picture that, yeah. - But you-- you weren't.

And dodgeball went bad because of...

I mean, I guess you're not getting a lot of injuries,

but there are spiritual injuries.

Spiritual. Spiritual injuries, okay.

Why don't we stop at one of them little psychic places,

you know, where they can see into the future?

What if somebody looks in to what we're about to do to tell you--

And they're like, "Anna, you're gonna get tall one day."

Well, they may not say that.

But they may say, "This thing that Kevin Hart

has planned for you is gonna be fine and fun."

People come to me for three reasons--

- romance, finance, or hot pants. - What does that mean?

Where's my money? Are they coming back? Is this the one?

That's why people usually come to see psychics.

I wanted to go see one about a--

an STD. I didn't know if I had one.

- Yeah, yeah? - It was confusing for me.

And you thought a psychic was the best way,

- rather than a physician? - At the time, I didn't have insurance.

- Got ya. - So you do what you gotta do.

So, I said to the psychic, "I need you to look at this."

So you did a physical examination.

Well, I thought I could. They threw me out

- Gotcha. - once they figured out that they couldn't do,

- That tracks. - yeah, what I wanted.

But that's the only time I've ever went.

- But it wasn't. - Okay.

But, like, give me a wink if he's definitely got a couple STDs.

Kevin: Well, it wouldn't be "got." It would be "had."

All right, Paul, this is my friend.

I want to take her to do an activity.

This activity that you're doing is physical, yes?

- Yes. - It's physical.

It is also, uh--

oh, it's childhood concern.

Is this playground trauma?

- Well, school, yeah. - Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah?

Okay, draw a card for me, please, Anna.

- Great. - Which card do we have for you?

Let's see. Oh, the Empress.

Now, this is about fruition.

This is about getting the better of this fear.

- Mm. - You no longer have to be affected by it.

You effect the situation.

- Meaning, if it's kids... - Mm-hmm.

...and she wants to throw a ball in one of the kids' faces,

- you're now in charge of the situation. - I'm in charge of that.

- You're in charge of it. - I can do that.

- Absolutely. - Great.

- At one point, you were the kid. - Right.

Really, we always get both sides of every story.

- You know what this reminds me of? - Paul: Hmm?

Uh, it reminds me of a little saying that I heard,

and it really goes hand-in-hand,

which is, "You can walk all you want.

But, eventually, somebody got to cook the hot dog."

- I love that saying. - And that's gonna be you.

Kevin: That's gonna be your dream.

Meaning, it's your job to cut the grass.

I love that.

My mom used to say that.

Now, I know you're probably saying to yourself already,

'cause you're a psychic, and I didn't want to tell her,

but I have, you know, I don't have training,

but I do have the same ability...

- Indeed. - to tap into those places.

I'm really on a quest to do so many more things

- in my fitness journey. - Mm-hmm.

And, uh, you know, will I ever get "People's" Sexiest Man Alive?

Will I ever get it? What's that?

The unseen hand of good. It's a big yes.

It's a big yes. The unseen...

I feel like you're being really nice.

So, is she gonna be good today?

- She's gonna be great today. - That's the basic--

Just remember, stay right here. Stay right here.

- Okay. Great. - You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.

- Thank you, Jesus! - Go win!

- Thank you. I'm excited. - You're welcome, my darling.

- We'll see you. - ( music playing )

Man: Long shot, long shot!

Nice hands.

Out!

- All right, come on. - Whoo!

- Tuck that in. - Come on, Anna. Come with me.

Oh! Oh, wait. Hold, hold, hold.

- Hello, Saucys! - Woman: Hello.

- How are you? - Welcome to professional dodgeball practice.

This is amazing.

Hey, this is my team.

- Got it. - My name's Mick.

This is how we train for ultimate dodgeball.

- Okay. - You're small people, so you're good.

- Is that-- Small people? - I'm not sure--

- Is that a good thing? - Smaller targets.

- You're easier to dodge. - Oh, so it's cooler to be small.

- Oh, absolutely. - You hear that?

- You hear that? - Great. That's great.

- You see that right there? - I think they're ready.

- You know what? - ( both barking )

All right, all right. We got practice. We got practice, guys.

- That's our thing. - Woman: Good, good, good.

- Let's go. Kevin. - Can I see it?

Don't fear the ball. That's the number one rule.

When a ball's coming at you, you gotta take that.

You gotta take it, Anna.

That's the problem with a lot of people out here.

They're not willing to just take a couple balls.

That's it. Take the balls. Gotcha.

Let's get Trey on this pad right here.

Let's get some balls. We're gonna throw these at him.

- Kevin: Yeah. - Mick: All right. This is what a real dodger does.

Whoo!

- Wow! - Kevin: Oh, wow.

- All right, Kevin. - Let me go.

- Now it's your turn to dodge. - Here we go.

All of Saucy, we're throwing at him at the same time.

- Okay. - Everybody on Kevin on three.

Good luck! 'Cause it's about to get loose--

- One, two, three! - ( grunting )

Mick: You gotta dodge, Kevin.

- Whoo! - Goddamn it, you can't see 'em all.

- You gotta be more elusive. - There are so many of them.

We're changing. Anna, your turn now.

Anna, I know what to do next time.

- ( laughs ) - I know how to be evasive.

- Are you out of breath, Kevin? - No, I ain't out of breath.

- Let's go. - A little bit.

- Anna? - What?

- ( both bark ) - There you go.

We're taking this throw. One, two, three!

- ( gasps ) - Kevin: There you go.

- Whoo! - Nailed it.

She dodged all of those, first try.

Was that a dodge or was that a, "Ahh"?

- Mick: She's on a different pad. - I was dodging.

- Kevin: Okay. - I'm a Chihuahua.

All right. Yeah.

- Woman: Oh, there you go! - Woman 2: She can dodge.

Okay, I know I missed.

I definitely missed.

- Not the best thrower. - Here's the big dodge.

Are you-- Well, I look like ( bleep ) out here.

This is ridiculous.

I look like jack ( bleep ) out here.

- She's ready. - Yeah, she--

Woman: I think-- I think Anna's ready.

We got one more workout for you right here.

We're gonna bring some targets out for you.

Okay, target practice.

Who, actually, is, like, your best arm on this team?

Just so I know who I'm throwing it better than.

You want to compete with Trey right here?

Trey, is that your thing?

This is your enemy, right here.

- I used to pitch. - Oh.

- This is Trey. - Looks like I'm about to take Trey down.

- ( chuckles ) - We got a challenger.

Kevin?

It was good. Look how far it went, though.

Yeah, no, it got pretty far.

That's too close for me.

Mick: Oh, all right.

Come here, black guy!

Hey, target practice, huh?

Woman: Go, go, go!

- Mick: Here's another. - Go again. Go, go!

( bleeping ) you.

Kick your ass, ( bleep ) damn it!

- Kevin, you're missing. - Come on, you son of a ( bleep ).

- ( laughing ) - Go ahead, Anna.

Can't you see I'm tired over here? Throw some balls.

( grunts )

( cheering )

Mick: It seems like someone's a natural at this.

I'm a picture of grace and athleticism.

- That's great, Anna, good job. - Thank you.

Glad you're doing great, Anna.

All right, you little skinny red piece of ( bleep ).

- Yeah! - That's that dirty cat.

That dirty neighborhood cat!

- Yeah, get it. Yeah. - Yeah!

- Okay. Get angry at this. - Anna: Meow!

Imagine it's the Rock right here.

Kick your ass, ( bleep ).

- There you go. - Ooh, I see how you feel about him.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

Should I change my nickname to Cannon?

'Cause that's what I just threw.

Mick: I think they're ready for this game.

- All right, let's go. - Woman: Yeah!

We gotta "Saucy" on three. Here we go. Ready?

On three, "Kevin Hart's the captain."

- One, two, three. - All: Saucy!

Kevin Hart's the captain! Yep.

All right, guys, you gonna do what I say, all right?

Everything goes through me.

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