Rightnow, it's thatperfectwindowbetweenwhen I finishwithfinalsandbefore I giveuponallofmyNewYear's resolutions, andthatmeansthatwe'regonnablowthefuckup.
Naturally, thereare a lotmoreimportantNewYear's resolutions I couldhave, likebeing a nicerperson, likespendingmoretimewithmyfriendsandfamily, youknow, actuallyhaving a sociallife.
Butbecause I am a ladyontheInternet, weallknowtherealthingthatmattersismyappearance.
Sothat's whatwe'regonnabedoingthisweek.
HerearemybeforeclipsfromearliertodayBefore I putonmakeup, I wouldgivemyselflookaroundin L A four, maybein L.
A sixforwhiteguyswhoarereallyintoanimateDavid.
Sothegameplanforthisvideo, I havewrittendown a bunchofthingsthat I'm goingtodothisweekinanattempttoglowup.
Trustme, I havebeenplatinumblondebefore, anditwasnot a lookforme, so I stuckThiowhat's workedformesofar.
Butwe'rebringingitup a littlehigherthanusual.
Soithelpsbringmyfaceandmakesmyhairlook a littlebitmorefresh.
Fresh?
Well, I soundlike a fuckinghere, Silas.
Already, thisis a lowwallstreetdeal.
Justlookouttheoilsandnowwe'regonnaputit.
I alsobelievethisplaceissodandythattheyhave a TVontheceilingforwhenyou'regettingyourhairlonglookatthis.
Thatwouldbegreattogetridof, likesomeoftheweight.
Oh, isthatMichaelJacksonis.
While I wasgettingmyhaircut, therewasaboutanhour's worthofteasbeingspilled.
Wetalkedaboutlikefamiliesdating, partyingallthatshit, and I wishthat I couldputitinthisvideo.
But I waytooscaredofgettingcopyrightflaggedforthemusicthatwasplayinginthebackground.
Soinstead, enjoythisspicy 10 secondsworthoftime.
Lapse.
I thinkso.
Thisiswhatwediditwithmyhair.
It's definitely a littlebitmorelikefamily.
Webroughtupthehighlights, tookoffsomeweight.
Areallthehairstylisttermsthattheyusedonme?
Seeyouguystomorrowforthenextpartofthechallenge.
Hello.
Itisthenextday, andwe'regoinggroceryshoppingtodaybecause I eatcinnamontoastcrunchforlike, fouroutofthethreemealsperdaywillbearegoingtobuysomeactuallyhealthyfood.
Tobehonest, I didn't thinkthatmydietwouldhelpmyskinout a littlebitmorethanithas.
It's kindofjustinthesamestate.
Itwasthebeginningofthisvideo.
Buttobefair, I didtravelandspendthreedayswithmyfamily, soweshouldjustbegratefulthat I'm notcompletelycoveredinstressatmerightnow.
I havebasicallybeendoingthesamemakeuplookfor, like, threeyears.
Nowit's It's prettybasic, butitworksforme.
But I figured I mightaswelltakethisopportunitytositdownandplaywith a littlemoremakeupthan I usually D'oh!
I didn't reallyhave a plan, so I justtriedtocombineallofthestepsthat I'velearnedfromwatchingvariousJamesCharlesvideosat 3 a.m. Andthisishowitturnedoutbecause I wasfeelingfancy.
I wentalloutwithsomelipstickhighlighterandofcoursethatfancyasssettingsbreak.
I justboughtthisstuff, bytheway, and I finallyunderstandwhyoldbeautygurushave a shatteringorgasmeverytimetheyuseit.
Since I fuckedupmyhairanywaysand I hadtoputitinthesidepart, I decidedtorunwiththisoldHollywoodglamourtypeofthieves.
And I figureditwasalsosomethingyouguysnormallydon't seemein.
So I havethisLaceyslipdressfromUrbanOutfitterswiththisscandalistlittlewaistcutout.
But I thinkreallyflattersmyfigureandnaturetoaccessorizeeverythingwithsomematchinggoldjewelry.
Overall, I thinkthebiggestthingthat I tookawayfromthistransformationwas a I rememberedhowtocookvegetablesandthatthey'renotthathardtocookoreat.
So I shouldprobablydothatmoreoftenandbethatworkingoutisn't truescaryeither, andactuallykindoffeelsgoodonceyougetintoit.
Butagain, I wanttoreiterate.
I feellikethere's somuchpressureonwoman's appearanceandtherearesomanymoreimportantNewYear's resolutions, likesomeofmybigonesare.
I wanttomoveintomyownapartment.
I wanttostart a clothingline.
I wannagraduatecollege, andobviouslythosearewaymorefuckingimportantthan, like, losingweight.
We'regoingtothegym, butregardlessofwhatyourNewYear's resolutionsare, I reallyhopeyouguyshaveanamazing 2019.
And I'm sosorrytospendthisyearwithyouguys.
Sowhatdoyouguysdo?
Rightnow, it's thatperfectwindowbetweenwhen I finishwithfinalsandbefore I giveuponallofmyNewYear's resolutions, andthatmeansthatwe'regonnablowthefuckup.
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