Please.

Now, what can I get you?

I can't.

I love the show.

And I've been waiting waiting for you to offer me a drink for so long.

I'm so excited to be here and be getting a drink from the globe.

No idea.

Oh, and also after this, you're filming the one show.

So you need a drink.

That show is no doubt.

I didn't this I really love British TV.

But the one show I didn't know, so I did a little bit of research this afternoon.

I watched the yesterday's episode, and they were doing these odd Segways from, like, we're here with our friend Matt LeBlanc and then Segway into a piece about, um, the mating rituals of certain snakes.

They just moved on.

They don't even go that way if they just So Yeah, I'm a wooden cow.

Yeah, They asked me if I'd ever handled a bird of prey, been toe a plague village.

And what, My favorite pencil waas.

Great.

Great.

Now do you like cake?

Oh, vich delicious vodka and Maloney can curse on the show.

Oh, my God.

You fuck you.

I think it's gonna get really fucked up.

I got this will get you so fucked up.

I'll try it.

I'll try it.

You know, a little tip.

You know, on the one show, you can swear as much.

Where's my drink?

I see bad influence.

Yeah, well, anyway, welcome to chat, man.

Do you have mixed with this?

I never know.

I don't know.

It's you.

It's from your boy way.

Still this from tramps?

Love just turns up.

I don't know.

All right, I'm terrified, but this is gonna be great.

I know if this is a sponsor or something, I don't want to say anything.

Eyes like a nice glass of Kegel.

Vic.

Whenever I'm hearing my guest, you picked a great week to come over.

Lots of fanfare for the royal Baby.

We were driving by the palace and there was all this sort of fanfare and I was like, You know, the baby doesn't know the baby doesn't know you're doing all this.

It's a baby.

What do you see?

The front of the newspapers.

What we've learned about the royal baby.

It's a baby visiting in Keeton will.

Fair enough.

You know, they're full grown adults.

They might be out in about doing interesting things.

But when it's like who I want to see the royal baby, Do you know what it's gonna look like?

Baby?

Every other baby your own.

Look at anybody.

It looks like that may be a lot of stars like George Clooney, and that's, um, al Woman houses American Hollywood stars.

I don't have a house here I was when we were making into the woods, I had a little flat and that was felt very spoiled.

It was really nice.

And there was one.

It was actually one scene that we film at Dover Castle, so the whole cast kind of went out to Dover and we stayed at this.

Disney found this bed and breakfast for us to stay in, and, um, and I got in late and the owner had Thio let me in, and sometimes in my defense before I tell this story.

Sometimes brits do this thing where they put on other British accents which are not their own, and it sort of cute, and we're doing a bit and it's all in good fun.

And the guy who owned the bed and breakfast open the door and he said, John, come in Mostly I said, Help me with my bags.

He continued to use that accent and was not doing a bit of all.

So I had to continue to use the accident and slowly phase it out.

I thought, Oh, this man is gonna murder me because I he knows that I've been making fun of him and he's clearly drunk.

And then I was back in the UK and I was watching television and the owner of the bed and breakfast or on TV because it's Domine step from goggle box.

Yeah, that's that.

Oh my God!

That man answered the door and I swear I thought he was doing I thought he was joking.

Another famous.

Yeah, good for them.

Just get cautioned drunk and you could do anything in the whole country, that sausage dog, because that runs everywhere.

That might not have been a chocolate on your pillow.

Now we gotta talk about your new film pitch perfect two that I saw the other day and I've got a sigh.

It's better than the 1st 1 I love green now for anyone who hasn't been to the cinema because they've been brought up by wolves, Yes, pitch perfect.

What's it about?

Well, the 1st 1 is sort of about a group of misfits who, you know, find friendship and strength through a cappella music.

Oh, it's absolutely darling.

And the 2nd 1 is the further the further adventures of said misfits.

And there are Capella.

The stakes couldn't be lower Now we don't have a cappella over here.

Is it that big in America?

It's not as big a CZ.

We make it in the film, you know, it's a heightened reality because the thing is us Brits, there's only two occasions where we actually sing.

It's school trips on when we're pissed coming back from the park, walking down the street and something comes into like, you know what all these people sleeping would like to hear me.

He's living on a I think that, but what starts the rebel Wilson flashes her happens the Obamas.

Now what?

I couldn't get my head round.

There is actual footage of them on the show going like the rebels like I mean, how does that happen?

He is the president.

She's the first, right?

They didn't come and shoot with us.

No, they I mean, they just took telling me Films lie.

I think every purpose footage from the Kennedy Center honors.

Oh, I get it.

I thought it was a bit weird.

They're going to have is a woman.

It was actually from the year that I was at the Kennedy Center honor.

So it's possible that they are watching me perform.

But with significantly less glitter in my hair is very different.

I'm a lot less of a job.

Yeah, yeah, Let's have a look.

A clip.

This is Anna and the rest of the Barden Bellas taken on their German rivals in the brilliant pitch perfect theme to get all militant feminist on your ass.

But how nice is it to see a film where sisters are doing it for themselves?

It is nice.

Yeah, it's not.

This film is really nice.

And I think when I was growing up, I watched this really terrible Western called Bad Girls with Drew Barrymore and Madeline Stone was like this deeply inappropriate dark, and it was like graphically sexual and violent.

But it was It was just like ladies on the run from the law, and it was the only movie that had, like, female friendships in it.

So I watched it all the time.

And I'm glad that this is Ah, a more appropriate film for the young women of today.

There's a handful of vagina jokes, but you know nothing.

Well, nothing that I mean, you can say for some British TV, a couple of vagina jokes won't kill you.

Don't forget, please.

Now you're not just a triple fret your quadruple for it.

You act dancing.

You're huge on Twitter.

Ah, is that counts as a threat.

Now the thing is, your tweets are very funny, But you do realize people can actually read them.

What's that one about?

Ryan?

Go, Leo.

I mean, it was just a joke.

I got it here.

Never going to Ryan Gosling movie Intimate Theater again apparently masturbating in the background was still considered inappropriate.

A little joke.

This is a little humor humor.

I mean, which wrong goes in film?

Was it todo It was gangster squad, I think, was in theaters and I hadn't seen it.

And then I did go and see it after I tweeted this and I thought, Oh, someone sees me for more If Iran goes on, came on Chatty man, I'll play with myself during the interview.