Justshowingoffwas a childdoingsillyvoicesmakingthelimelight.
Andatwhatpointdidyourealizethiscouldbe a career?
Well, um, thathappenedin a strangewaybecause I hadsomemessingaroundacting, school, acting, universityactingThatwasn't mysubject.
Andthenandthenwhen I leftUniversity, because I havedecidedtogoanddoanotherdegreeatanotheruniversityofsortofpostgraduatedegree.
Andduringthatsummer, as I wasrevvingupforthat, um, I wentto a screeningofthisstrangestudentfilmthat I hadshotwhile I wasatOxfordjustfor a laughonDhe.
Theseagentssaidyouwanttobeanactor, and I said, Well, I knowbecause I'm goingofftodothisthis m Philon, Butsuddenly I thought, actually, maybejustfor a year, insteadofwritingessays, I'llactbecause I'vealwayslikedit, so I I saidyes.
OnDAonDim.
EdieitLee.
Itwascosting a film, actually, forthemutinyonthebountywithMelGibson.
Youwereinthere?
Well, no, I wish I hadthat.
I was a nicepart.
Veryexciting.
YouknowthatageSuddenlyitwasgonnabe 20 weeksinTahitiwhatseemedlike a Fordshootingintermsofmoney.
Andah, AndtheninthosedaysinEngland, ifyouweren't already a memberoftheUnionEquity, youcouldn't do a film.
Well, I didsomethingratherinterestingforme, and I played a sortofupperclassEnglishmenwho, uh, I thinkVictoria's studswasmygirlfriend.
Andthenshewentoffwithsomeonemoreinterestingandkindofbluecollar, and I challengehimto a duel, eventhoughthisissetin 1982 on, Uh, that's rightMarchuptosay I demandsatisfaction.
Itwas a bitofyeah, itwas a bitof a wait.
I'm sorrytobelabor, but I'm fascinatedbymovies I can't find.
Sodidyouwintheduel?
I thinkwecouldhave a spoileralertitatlike 40 years.
Doyouthink I getshot?
But I can't ifheshootsmewhen I shootmyself, Who's there?
Twoverydifferentmovies.
I rememberlyingin a poolofbloodsomewhere, but I think I'm probablysetmyselfeso.
Whenyoudecidedtogooutandgetyourequitycard, youdid a lotofstageworklike I believeyouwerein 12 nights.
Uh, well, thatwasbackatOxford, actually.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Playingtheworstpart.
Notonlyin 12thnight, butinShakespeare.
He's calledFabian.
Oh, babyincourtoftengetscutcompletelybecausehe's such a dud.
Yeah, itwasverygoodfor a coupleofyears, anditwasquite a popularshowonDheweren't onlydoingthat, butwe'realsowritingstuffforotherTVshowsthatwritingradiocommercialsand I thoughtthatmightbeinmylife.
Andthenyeah, andthen, um, Morrishappenedoutofthebluethismuchandivoryfilmthatsortofputmeoninto a filmworld.
Andhowdidthatcomealong?
Well, literally.
I myagentsentmeof, youknow, saidtheywanttomeetyouforthis, Andthattimeisthatsayswe'reinteresteddoingotherthings.
And I remembersayingtomybrother, who's a bankerbutwashomethatdaysick, Like I can't faceanyonetheseauditions.
I'm sobored.
I'm happierdoingthis.
Myshow.
Andhesaid, No, youmustgo.
Youmustgo.
And I wentandtheyverykindlygameinthepartand, yeah, itwasnice.
Itwasnice.
I squanderedtheopportunityofftoitbydoing a lotofrubbish.
I knowaboutthat.
I mean, there's somegoodmoviesintheirlairofthewhiteworm.
Concord, Itgood.
Comewithyou.
No, wait.
It's been a whilesince I'veseenit, but I loveitgrowingup.
Yeah, ifyou'reveryhighondrugs.
Mighthavejustnow.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Whatwasthatonewaslasttimeyouwereonstage 1990 in a playaboutskiingthatwassupposedThiotourandthencomeintotheWestEnd.
ButitgotstuckinBromleyafterabouttwoweeksdied.
I thought I wasprettygood, but, uhum, playdied.
Itmightbemymustache.
I grew a moustacheforit.
I don't knowwhy I cameout a kindofgreenyellowway.
I don't knowthatwe'veeverseenyouonfilmwithfacialhair.
I wouldactuallyreallyliketoseethatscriptcausesthe 1st 10 pages.
Justthe F word.
Yes, thisonatexactlyhowdoyouapproachthat?
Doyou, likepractice?
Differentway, Reallyway?
BecauseitwasYeah, itwas.
I realizeditwasquite a bigbreakforme, so I practicedeverythingcrazily.
I remembertakingmyconfidence, taking a dentatthereadthroughwhentherewasexecutivefromworkingtitlesittingnexttome, takingnotesaboutmyperformanceas I wasreadingofthescript, Huh?
I knowyouhave, like, a longfriendshipwithEmmaThompson.
Didshejustbasicallyofferyoutherole?
I can't remember.
Itwasn't.
Itwasn't inhergiftthatonlybecausethefilmwasdirectedbyAngLeeAndithink I canremember?
I supposehewantedme.
Um, yeah, I supposeitwas a strangeexperiencebecauseHe's a brilliantdirector, butatthattimehespokenoEnglish.
It'llreallybe, youknow, not a word.
I mean, well, a fewwordsenoughtodepressyoubecausehecomesfrom, uh, TaiwaneseChinesefilmmakingtradition.
Wheretheirdirectorsareabsolutegodsondhe.
Theydon't bothertobenicetotheactors.
Theyjust, youknow, tellthemwhattodoiton.
A manfollowsChinesedirectorsaroundwith a chairforwhenthey'rereadytositdown.
Yeah, onanyway.
Soon a dayto I didmyfirstscenewithEmmawalkingacrosssomelawnchitchat, bothofusthatwewererathergoodwaywentuptoAngsittingatthemonitor.
Sowhat, youthinkhepausedfor a verylongtimeandhesaid, Veryboring.
I can't believethemanwhomadelesscautionhadtheaudacitytosaythat I love, really, Butit's likefourhourslong.
Oh, yeah, butit's yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm notdenyingthat I actuallytalkaboutsomeoftheromanticcomedygenrebecause I'vetalkedto a lotofactorswhosayitisactuallyoneofthetoughestgenrestoDiobecausepeopleknowtheoutcomeandtodowhatwell, isactuallyveryunusual.
Andyouandyouhave a lot.
I mean, twoweeksnotice, musicandlyrics.
Um, love, actually.
And, ofcourse, BridgetJonesdiary.
Oh, I mean, doyoufeelthegenregetstherespectitdeserves?
Youknow, everyonedespisesit.
I snortit, and I'm notreallyinthebusinessofdefendingit.
I mean, I nevermeanttobeinanyromanticcomediesinmylife.
I justThat's what I endedupdoing.
I didn't I neversaidthat I wantedtoremaincalm, butyou'reright.
Theyare.
Theyaretricky, trickyin a post 19 sixtiessexualrevolutionwaybecauseitwaseasierwhenwhenyoucouldn't havesexscenes.
Bedscene.
Yeah, everythingcrackledverynicely.
Buttheproblem, I think, withromanticfilmsnowisassoonasyougot, youknow, Butyougotthemomentforthebedscene.
I, uhyou'renicetosay I thinkitverymuchtakesyoubysurprise.
Andsometimes, um, theTimeswhenyouperhapshad a moretenserelationshipwithyourcostarlooksgreatonfilmonthetimeswhenyou'vegotonlike a houseonfirelooks a bitflat.