Well, yeah...

You don't have a mic?

Why would I have a mic? Think about how bad my luck is, like, I could just see myself having a mic, and then filming, and the

mic being off so I've never gotten a mic.

They usually direct right to the camera, you don't even have to turn them on.

Should I get a mic?

Probably.

Hi guys, it's Tana Mo- *wheeze*

James...

James is already so disgusted. I saw your face in the viewfinder. It was literally like..

Because I want to die right now.

I'm sorry! You keep coming back, it's not my fault.

My Social Blade...

I like doing charity work, what can I say.

Greener, greener. It's literally already greener.

Just as I'm sitting here next to you, I feel it like, greening.

It's like I'm watering the lawn right now. Tomorrow, the grass is gonna be greener.

I love that.

Hi guys, it's Tana Mongeau, welcome to my channel or *at the same time* welcome back to my channel. I can't speak when other people speak at the same time as me.

And today, I am here with a SHISHTAR!

Holy shit, all of those channels like beef, Daniella, shook.

Sebastian... Williams...?

Today, I'm gonna be annoying James Charles for 20 minutes.

While we subsequently review people's Coachella outfits.

Yeah, we were both just there for weekend one, it was honestly a pretty good and fresh sister time.

We were definitely both on very different planes of Coachella,

I think James was a sober shnapping shishtar and I was like, uh...

I brought my editor, I filmed a video while I was there, go check it out if you haven't seen it already.

I brought drugs in my pussy, um...

I'm just kidding..

I took photos the entire time. Tana...

I took drugs the entire time! *at the same time* threw up the entire time

Super good super fresh fun

I decided that we would come together and review youtubers and celebrities Coachella outfits

Yeah

I definitely got some good outfits that they're definitely controversial so I feel like being the

Fashionista that I am and being the queen of clothing that Tana is and all the clothes she wore

or rather the lack thereof

We're the perfect people to review coach outfits

I really have no room to be reviewing anyone else's outfit like I was 100% just naked with like no cares, cause of style at

all so

This is definitely gonna be offensive and like like out of line and I have no room to do it

But before I get into the video, I came out with Tancon merch. It looks like this

Not a featured creator safety hazard all that kind of stuff if you guys are not a feature creator

Or you checked out that video.. we love a marketing queen honestly

We love turning all bad situations in life into merch my mug shot my nudes getting leaked

Flashback Mary, wow we're great/we're legends

I want to like put it right there like the people's outfits/no put it like in the middle like right here

Like take a seat right over there

Anything for James to be further away from me

we cheated on Twitter asking you shishtars to send us people's outfits from Coachella

So we could give them some good and fresh reviews basically

I didn't want to look for them myself and also I asked you guys

I guess Kylie Jenner is a good first one to start with I really like this outfit, but not for Coachella

I think it was like packing tape like the shiny packing tape that you get from like FedEx

Oh, I live for the latex moment

I just don't think this is a Coachella outfit the pink hair loved it, but the white top and the brown

I just don't think was like very Coachella

It's crazy because last year she was so naked and slaying and this year she's so like covered like she is not a regular mom

She's a cool mom. She's a mom now

I'd pay for express shipping for that office

Stop/ we love a FedEx pun, that was bad

Was this Liza and David this year I love that David literally was like fuck it. I'm gonna wear all black

A black t-shirt and black shorts/ like that is amazing David Dobrik staying true to brand. Liza looks cute. What's on her tits. I'm zooming in

We should be giving it a through F. Okay yeah, a good sister rating. Okay so I give Kylie a- A through F

I give Kylie like a C

I say a B because the hair and the makeup and she's still Kylie Jenner like she looks amazing

Are we rating like the outfit or like overall vibe. We should do overall

Yeah just overall this is your fucking grade like I am a teacher. Overall I would give Kylie like a B

I like rating the vibes because like David Dobrik

I want to give him an A for remaining on brand you know what I mean. Yeah but it's for Coachella; love David

I give him like a D on this

It's literally a black t-shirt and black shorts. Am I jaded by how much of a David Dobrik stan I am? well

I'm a David Dobrik stan. I love David Dobrik. Yeah, but A. No it's literally a black t-shirt and black shorts

A. Okay, and then Liza. I'm scared to say anything offensive about Liza Koshy. I don't want the hate!

I'm like A for you Liza, on to the next. What is she actually wearing? Like some Express

That's actually such a fucking cool outfit/ cool look. Yeah, overall/ it's so bad that it's like good

Like this is literally

This is like Swarovski crystaled fishnet tights, but it's Liza so it looks the best.

I really like yeah, I think yes

She looks like like a Zoomi's like yeah, everything like looks so bad, but it's like the best. Can't say that

I'm scared to even agree with that. I say A. A, I love that for her say what I was like

It's so crazy and bad that it's the best

you know

It's the best

Kherington oh my god this look. Is that-

THIS FUCKING LOOK FUCK

FUCK. If I had extensions, they'd be

Ripped right out my scalp right now. This is a Swarovski crystal. I think this is one of the best looks at Coachella

This is amazing like she said fuck a shirt

She said I don't fucking care that I'm like 16 bitch paint my fucking titties glue some fucking crystals me

Yeah, I feel like she's young

I don't know her age

She looks amazing

Oh look and like the blonde hair like how blonde she is lately like kherington is literally

Just killing it the crystal on the forehead like that those shorts with the fishnets

Like this could not be done better like a plus plus plus plus plus. I really love this

And like from the back. She just looks naked like fuck me Mommy. Oh my god. I really love that yes

Sister Kherigton

A plus. Just a imagine kherington like just out of her asshole shitting on these hoes. Like just shit, just wet

Shit onto to every bitch at Coachella

Including me. I'm like

Outfit A plus plus plus plus okay, Lauren Beech, let's see these like a B. I mean they're both just two pieces

I feel like this one looks like something from like Zaffel

I don't know what that is

What's Zaffel?

What's Zaffel? James is so rich that he literally doesn't know what Zaffel is like he's never done a Zaffel brand deal

He said I only know like Nike sorry. It's not my favorite, but as usual hair and makeup both look amazing

She's so hot/ she's like a living doll

I live for that cuz like that's why like when I get ready in already doing makeup like my goals like how could I make

Myself look as close like a male Barbie doll every day. And like I love that because she does the same thing

I can just imagine you at like 6:30 a.m.. Pink drink already ready in the mirror like today I will be Ken doll shistar

I have a British accent now

But this look however Lauren's second look I gave like an A

I like that a lot better than the green look even though it is just a two-piece set like a hair the pigtails the make

Up the yellow like the tie like the fact that her shirt is like a deep cut V

But she managed to like not do cleavage and still keep it like PG

But the pigtails do and the two-piece set also do say like fuck me daddy

I would still give it a B I mean she's 15

But she like is super human like if I looked like that when I was 15 my whole life would be so different

Yeah, she's like the example of like all those Tumblr posts that are like wow 15 year-olds in my day

Was in the milk that she drank growing up like what hormones were in Lauren Beech's milk when she was like 7 because they weren't

in mine. I'm scared of that, yeah same

Yeah, okay, whoa whoa Gigi and Bella. They look horrible

Okay, I saw them like I think that they both are so hot in person, and yes like they were fucking beautiful

soft-spoken

goddesses imagine a blowjob from either Hadid sister

I don't want to imagine- like skinny, hot like amazing, but the outfits literally look like Free People clearance maybe

They're I'm surprised this what they wore to Coachella

also

Do kind of like they're like fuck you we're the Hadids like we're gonna wear some fucking forever 21

Boho section and like fuck it up it says like we don't fucking care about Coachella so brave of them

B for the movement my like D for the overall vibe. I would say D for both. I really love them though

This is a brutally honest review shishtar. Like I look like shit. I'll give myself an F right now. It's like

What are you really gonna say? Nikita dragon? A. Her hair looks like riff raff well

I know she did get a lot for the hair because a lot of people said that it looked like dredlocks

She did say that it was twists. The hair- whoa that just got way too Philip DeFranco for this video. The outfit literally A

Plus, hair wasn't my favorite

I wish it was just straight hair I tried on that bralette at Topshop and almost wore it. Her body is insane

That's so oh my god this Dove Cameron, cute, but her boyfriend gets an A, that jacket's from Hosea

Oh wow, that's amazing so good. That's so cute do we rate Dove Cameron or no? No

Olivia O'brian fucking

SNAPPED/ she looks good. SNAPPED/ I saw her in person her body looked fantastic/ like deck me bitch. It's a Fendi two-piece

It was a little bit simple

But I think she looked amazing in it and this smiling picture is so beautiful/ but like where did she get that two-piece?

I feel like most people could not find that like the orange is just everything/ it looks really good on her skintone/ I bet she was

comfy yeah like her makeup looks bomb like literally I fucking run me over with a fucking orange Fendi truck, bitch A

That got dramatic fast; that's so interesting with the second the Jack J. Turned 21

He was like no I'm gonna Instagram with a bottle of Jack Daniels; this to me

Just feels like he took together

Every trend at the moment and like threw it on

Okay, rule number one if it's about me @ me, so I could see it. What? Like me. That's what I do like

I mean also same. Like tattoos showing/ the tattoos are great/ black bandanna/ he's kinda hot whoa

Erica Castel, that's fire. I give it like an A

I think that the under boob and the bralette is like awesome/ her body looks incredible. Yeah

She said gym tan gym tan gym tan

I would like this a lot more without the- oh like the little fringy cardigan thing over top

I think I would have liked it. I think this definitely could have been a skirt and bra moment

I definitely think it's a little like 'everything's better in Texas' with like the fringe thing

but I still almost want to give it an A

I think it's bomb she said don't talk to me. Talk to my fucking underboob. I don't think she said that

Oh wow. Who is that? Normani. Who was that? From Fifth Harmony. That's like the pop group? They're like that one girl left, Camilla

Camilla? Is it Camilla?

Yeah. I listen to rap

Normani looks incredible

Oh, it really is a look like I don't know who this is but the fucking- how do you not know who she is? Normani sweeite

I am so sorry/ I am so sorry

I have that Dior visor and I brought it with me

And I didn't end up wearing it. You tryna to let me borrow that for weekend two? - no. Okay

Millie Bobby Brown. Amazing, she's so cute, A. Yeah. It's like weird and quirky nobody else could rock it

Exactly like the fact that she's wearing fun buns and like little glasses at like Coachella, and it's like super. It's innocent

It's cute like she's keeping like the daytime bring your kids vibes like to Coachella. I really everyone is like nighttime do some coke. COKECHELLA

But like she's like no bring your kids show up like the age limit. Yeah, there is that one I love her

I have a memory understand. I think she looks incredible. Okay. Say rice halsy literally a Victoria Secret bobbies ooh, dude. I get palsy like

In all the other shoes at Coachella oh my god, when James does the Halsey was it literally makes me want to die

my name is

Welcome to coach, and I keep all Z I

D is this Kalani Hilliker no

That's Lauren harmony

That is that colonial occur no, that's just a random practice otário versus Wheaties. I am also. Sorry she also looks amazing

I really feel like this looks like like an app store preview for the kurrekurre app

This would be summer Rae summer legs not harassing me. That's one of the most beautiful pictures. I've ever seen yeah

I love how she's always on a car with one leg higher than the other like eat my ass bitches

Is that like a recurring theme for her? I think she's always in this pose, but in the best way possible

I don't follow her, but I feel like now

I should the chin so coming out of her ass is just like everything