Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles FOR IT. FOR IT. FOR IT. >> AS LONG AS YOU BUY IT. >> AS LONG AS YOU BUY IT. >> AS LONG AS YOU BUY IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T CARE WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T CARE WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO. THEY DO. THEY DO. >> NO. >> NO. >> NO. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? NOW? NOW? >> OKAY, SO THIS IS VERY MUCH >> OKAY, SO THIS IS VERY MUCH >> OKAY, SO THIS IS VERY MUCH THE WAY THAT I WORK. THE WAY THAT I WORK. THE WAY THAT I WORK. I WRITE A SONG ABOUT MALIBU AND I WRITE A SONG ABOUT MALIBU AND I WRITE A SONG ABOUT MALIBU AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT, THEN I MOVE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT, THEN I MOVE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT, THEN I MOVE BACK TO NASHVILLE. BACK TO NASHVILLE. BACK TO NASHVILLE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I ROLL. THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I ROLL. THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I ROLL. SO I'VE BEEN IN NASHVILLE. SO I'VE BEEN IN NASHVILLE. SO I'VE BEEN IN NASHVILLE. NOW I'M BACK IN MALIBU. NOW I'M BACK IN MALIBU. NOW I'M BACK IN MALIBU. I'M BACK AND FORTH BEING ABLE TO I'M BACK AND FORTH BEING ABLE TO I'M BACK AND FORTH BEING ABLE TO BE CLOSE TO L.A. SO I CAN WORK BE CLOSE TO L.A. SO I CAN WORK BE CLOSE TO L.A. SO I CAN WORK ON NEW PROJECTS. ON NEW PROJECTS. ON NEW PROJECTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THE PIG >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THE PIG >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THE PIG THAT YOU OWN? THAT YOU OWN? THAT YOU OWN? DOES THAT PIG TRAVEL WITH YOU? DOES THAT PIG TRAVEL WITH YOU? DOES THAT PIG TRAVEL WITH YOU? >> THE PIG IS A MALIBUIAN. >> THE PIG IS A MALIBUIAN. >> THE PIG IS A MALIBUIAN. THAT IS A THING? THAT IS A THING? THAT IS A THING? THESE IN MALIBU, HAPPY AS CAN THESE IN MALIBU, HAPPY AS CAN THESE IN MALIBU, HAPPY AS CAN BE. BE. BE. SHE WAS IN ST. LOUIS. SHE WAS IN ST. LOUIS. SHE WAS IN ST. LOUIS. SOMEONE BROUGHT HER TO A MEET SOMEONE BROUGHT HER TO A MEET SOMEONE BROUGHT HER TO A MEET AND GREET, I KNOW YOU LOVE AND GREET, I KNOW YOU LOVE AND GREET, I KNOW YOU LOVE ANIMALS, HERE. ANIMALS, HERE. ANIMALS, HERE. GAVE ME A PIG. GAVE ME A PIG. GAVE ME A PIG. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE STUCK WITH >> Jimmy: YOU WERE STUCK WITH >> Jimmy: YOU WERE STUCK WITH THAT PIG. THAT PIG. THAT PIG. >> I TOOK A PIG TO A FOUR >> I TOOK A PIG TO A FOUR >> I TOOK A PIG TO A FOUR SEASONS IN CHICAGO AND HID HER SEASONS IN CHICAGO AND HID HER SEASONS IN CHICAGO AND HID HER IN THE CLOSET WHEN I GOT ROOM IN THE CLOSET WHEN I GOT ROOM IN THE CLOSET WHEN I GOT ROOM SERVICE. SERVICE. SERVICE. DOGS AND CATS WERE KIND OF DOGS AND CATS WERE KIND OF DOGS AND CATS WERE KIND OF ALLOWED BUT I HAD A FEELING A ALLOWED BUT I HAD A FEELING A ALLOWED BUT I HAD A FEELING A PIG WAS A HARD NO. PIG WAS A HARD NO. PIG WAS A HARD NO. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU HID THE PIG >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU HID THE PIG >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU HID THE PIG IN THE CLOSET. IN THE CLOSET. IN THE CLOSET. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE PIG GOES WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: THE PIG GOES WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: THE PIG GOES WITH YOU. HOW DO YOU TRANSPORT THE PIG? HOW DO YOU TRANSPORT THE PIG? HOW DO YOU TRANSPORT THE PIG? >> DORITOS. >> DORITOS. >> DORITOS. OKAY IN THE WAY WE DO THIS IS WE OKAY IN THE WAY WE DO THIS IS WE OKAY IN THE WAY WE DO THIS IS WE JUST HAVE TO GET DORITOS. JUST HAVE TO GET DORITOS. JUST HAVE TO GET DORITOS. AND IT JUST KIND OF -- PRETTY AND IT JUST KIND OF -- PRETTY AND IT JUST KIND OF -- PRETTY MUCH ANY FOOD, BUT DORITOS ARE MUCH ANY FOOD, BUT DORITOS ARE MUCH ANY FOOD, BUT DORITOS ARE PIG-PIG'S FAVORITE. PIG-PIG'S FAVORITE. PIG-PIG'S FAVORITE. >> Jimmy: LAY A TRAIL OF >> Jimmy: LAY A TRAIL OF >> Jimmy: LAY A TRAIL OF DORITOS? DORITOS? DORITOS? >> YEAH, ONE TIME I GOT HER TO >> YEAH, ONE TIME I GOT HER TO >> YEAH, ONE TIME I GOT HER TO WORK WITH SNOOP DOGG AND SHE HAD WORK WITH SNOOP DOGG AND SHE HAD WORK WITH SNOOP DOGG AND SHE HAD TO RAP, WHICH I COULDN'T DO IT TO RAP, WHICH I COULDN'T DO IT TO RAP, WHICH I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT DORITOS, IT WAS A WITHOUT DORITOS, IT WAS A WITHOUT DORITOS, IT WAS A MIRACLE. MIRACLE. MIRACLE. >> Jimmy: SNOOP ALSO, THAT'S HOW >> Jimmy: SNOOP ALSO, THAT'S HOW >> Jimmy: SNOOP ALSO, THAT'S HOW THEY GET HIM TO GO PLACES. THEY GET HIM TO GO PLACES. THEY GET HIM TO GO PLACES. THEY LEAVE DEER RO DORITOS. THEY LEAVE DEER RO DORITOS. THEY LEAVE DEER RO DORITOS. >> IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY >> IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY >> IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY GRANDMA COOKED HIM EDIBLES, THEN GRANDMA COOKED HIM EDIBLES, THEN GRANDMA COOKED HIM EDIBLES, THEN MY PIG WAS EATING DORITOS -- MY PIG WAS EATING DORITOS -- MY PIG WAS EATING DORITOS -- >> WHAT? >> WHAT? >> WHAT? >> MY GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW SHE >> MY GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW SHE >> MY GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW SHE COOKED HIM ED DIBBLES. COOKED HIM ED DIBBLES. COOKED HIM ED DIBBLES. WE TOLD GRANDMA SHE WAS GOING TO WE TOLD GRANDMA SHE WAS GOING TO WE TOLD GRANDMA SHE WAS GOING TO COOK BROWNIES. COOK BROWNIES. COOK BROWNIES. THEN THIS WAS THE VMAs. THEN THIS WAS THE VMAs. THEN THIS WAS THE VMAs. THEN WE SUPER IMPOSED MARIJUANA THEN WE SUPER IMPOSED MARIJUANA THEN WE SUPER IMPOSED MARIJUANA INTO HER -- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE INTO HER -- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE INTO HER -- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VMAs, ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VMAs, ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VMAs, SORRY, MA'AMMY, YOU COOKED SORRY, MA'AMMY, YOU COOKED SORRY, MA'AMMY, YOU COOKED EDIBLES. EDIBLES. EDIBLES. SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SHE COOKED BROWNIES AND WE ADDED SHE COOKED BROWNIES AND WE ADDED SHE COOKED BROWNIES AND WE ADDED WEED. WEED. WEED. >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE SHE'S >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE SHE'S >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE SHE'S BEEN IN PRISON SINCE THEN? BEEN IN PRISON SINCE THEN? BEEN IN PRISON SINCE THEN? >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NO LONGER >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NO LONGER >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NO LONGER SMOKING, I UNDERSTAND? SMOKING, I UNDERSTAND? SMOKING, I UNDERSTAND? >> I WANT TO BE, BUT NO. >> I WANT TO BE, BUT NO. >> I WANT TO BE, BUT NO. >> Jimmy: NOW THAT IT'S LEGAL IN >> Jimmy: NOW THAT IT'S LEGAL IN >> Jimmy: NOW THAT IT'S LEGAL IN CALIFORNIA? CALIFORNIA? CALIFORNIA? >> I'M A REBEL. >> I'M A REBEL. >> I'M A REBEL. >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP. >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP. >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP. WHY AREN'T YOU SMOKING ANYMORE? WHY AREN'T YOU SMOKING ANYMORE? WHY AREN'T YOU SMOKING ANYMORE? >> BECAUSE I AM VERY FOCUSED ON >> BECAUSE I AM VERY FOCUSED ON >> BECAUSE I AM VERY FOCUSED ON WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW. WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW. WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND I THINK -- I ALSO THINK IT AND I THINK -- I ALSO THINK IT AND I THINK -- I ALSO THINK IT IS THE MOST MAGICAL, AMAZING -- IS THE MOST MAGICAL, AMAZING -- IS THE MOST MAGICAL, AMAZING -- IT'S MY FIRST AND TRUE LOVE. IT'S MY FIRST AND TRUE LOVE. IT'S MY FIRST AND TRUE LOVE. BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME AT THIS TIME BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME AT THIS TIME BUT IT'S NOT FOR ME AT THIS TIME IN MY LIFE. IN MY LIFE. IN MY LIFE. BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A DAY BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A DAY BUT I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A DAY I WILL HAPPILY INDULGE. I WILL HAPPILY INDULGE. I WILL HAPPILY INDULGE. >> Jimmy: I SEE, I SEE WHAT >> Jimmy: I SEE, I SEE WHAT >> Jimmy: I SEE, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'RE SAYING. YOU'RE SAYING. BUT IT'S TRUE, YEAH. BUT IT'S TRUE, YEAH. BUT IT'S TRUE, YEAH. YOU CAN GET IN LIKE A RHYTHM OF YOU CAN GET IN LIKE A RHYTHM OF YOU CAN GET IN LIKE A RHYTHM OF NOT DOING ANYTHING. NOT DOING ANYTHING. NOT DOING ANYTHING. >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT -- >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT -- >> YEAH, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT -- THIS IS REALLY RANDOM. THIS IS REALLY RANDOM. THIS IS REALLY RANDOM. YOU WOULD NEVER EXPECT THIS. YOU WOULD NEVER EXPECT THIS. YOU WOULD NEVER EXPECT THIS. BUT LIAM WAS PLAYING THE UFC BUT LIAM WAS PLAYING THE UFC BUT LIAM WAS PLAYING THE UFC VIDEO GAME AND I TOLD HIM HOW VIDEO GAME AND I TOLD HIM HOW VIDEO GAME AND I TOLD HIM HOW DUMB IT WAS UNTIL THE CONTROLLER DUMB IT WAS UNTIL THE CONTROLLER DUMB IT WAS UNTIL THE CONTROLLER GOT IN MY HAND ONE TIME. GOT IN MY HAND ONE TIME. GOT IN MY HAND ONE TIME. AND NOW IT'S MY FAVORITE THING AND NOW IT'S MY FAVORITE THING AND NOW IT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD IS SMOKING POT AND IN THE WORLD IS SMOKING POT AND IN THE WORLD IS SMOKING POT AND PLAYING UFC. PLAYING UFC. PLAYING UFC. >> Jimmy: EITHER ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: EITHER ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THINGS. THINGS. >> IT'S NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE. >> IT'S NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE. >> IT'S NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE. >> Jimmy: NOT PRODUCTIVE AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NOT PRODUCTIVE AT ALL. >> Jimmy: NOT PRODUCTIVE AT ALL. >> NO. >> NO. >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOMETHING. I WANT TO ASK YOU, LIAM I WANT TO ASK YOU, LIAM I WANT TO ASK YOU, LIAM APPARENTLY LIKES TO SCARE YOU. APPARENTLY LIKES TO SCARE YOU. APPARENTLY LIKES TO SCARE YOU. >> YES, CONSTANTLY. >> YES, CONSTANTLY. >> YES, CONSTANTLY. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT VIDEOTAPE OF THIS. VIDEOTAPE OF THIS. VIDEOTAPE OF THIS. I'D IMAGINE MOST OF THEM AREN'T I'D IMAGINE MOST OF THEM AREN'T I'D IMAGINE MOST OF THEM AREN'T ON VIDEOTAPE. ON VIDEOTAPE. ON VIDEOTAPE. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> [ BLEEP ]! >> [ BLEEP ]! >> [ BLEEP ]! I WAS TOTALLY SCARED! I WAS TOTALLY SCARED! I WAS TOTALLY SCARED! >> Jimmy: WATCH HOW HAPPY HE IS >> Jimmy: WATCH HOW HAPPY HE IS >> Jimmy: WATCH HOW HAPPY HE IS HERE. HERE. HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WAS ALREADY SCARED. >> I WAS ALREADY SCARED. >> I WAS ALREADY SCARED. THAT WAS WHAT WAS SO ANNOYING. THAT WAS WHAT WAS SO ANNOYING. THAT WAS WHAT WAS SO ANNOYING. I WAS PUTTING -- THIS IS BAD, I I WAS PUTTING -- THIS IS BAD, I I WAS PUTTING -- THIS IS BAD, I KNOW IT'S MAY. KNOW IT'S MAY. KNOW IT'S MAY. I WAS PUTTING OUR CHRISTMAS I WAS PUTTING OUR CHRISTMAS I WAS PUTTING OUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AWAY, FINALLY. DECORATIONS AWAY, FINALLY. DECORATIONS AWAY, FINALLY. I LIKE LIGHTS AND I LIKE SHINY I LIKE LIGHTS AND I LIKE SHINY I LIKE LIGHTS AND I LIKE SHINY THINGS AND ELVES AND THEY LIVE THINGS AND ELVES AND THEY LIVE THINGS AND ELVES AND THEY LIVE FOR A WHOLE SUMMER. FOR A WHOLE SUMMER. FOR A WHOLE SUMMER. SO NOW IT WAS TIME. SO NOW IT WAS TIME. SO NOW IT WAS TIME. MAY 1st, CHRISTMAS, GOT TO GO. MAY 1st, CHRISTMAS, GOT TO GO. MAY 1st, CHRISTMAS, GOT TO GO. >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAD YOUR >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAD YOUR >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAD YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP? CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP? CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS UP? >> THIS IS SO CUTE, SANTA MAKES >> THIS IS SO CUTE, SANTA MAKES >> THIS IS SO CUTE, SANTA MAKES ME FEEL SAFE. ME FEEL SAFE. ME FEEL SAFE. >> Jimmy: YOU PASSED THE HALFWAY >> Jimmy: YOU PASSED THE HALFWAY >> Jimmy: YOU PASSED THE HALFWAY MARK, YOU COULD HAVE JUST GONE MARK, YOU COULD HAVE JUST GONE MARK, YOU COULD HAVE JUST GONE ON. ON. ON. >> VALENTINES GOES, EASTER GOES, >> VALENTINES GOES, EASTER GOES, >> VALENTINES GOES, EASTER GOES, THERE'S SANTA. THERE'S SANTA. THERE'S SANTA. >> Jimmy: WHEN WILL THEY GO BACK >> Jimmy: WHEN WILL THEY GO BACK >> Jimmy: WHEN WILL THEY GO BACK UP AGAIN? UP AGAIN? UP AGAIN? >> PROBABLY FOURTH OF JULY. >> PROBABLY FOURTH OF JULY. >> PROBABLY FOURTH OF JULY. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SMOKING TOO >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SMOKING TOO >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SMOKING TOO MUCH POT FOR SURE. MUCH POT FOR SURE. MUCH POT FOR SURE. >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THAT I >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THAT I >> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THAT I DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE. DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE. DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE. NO, ABOUT SO I WAS ALREADY IN NO, ABOUT SO I WAS ALREADY IN NO, ABOUT SO I WAS ALREADY IN THIS REALLY CREEPY BASEMENT. THIS REALLY CREEPY BASEMENT. THIS REALLY CREEPY BASEMENT. AND SO I WAS COMING UP TO SAY, AND SO I WAS COMING UP TO SAY, AND SO I WAS COMING UP TO SAY, OH MY GOD THAT BASEMENT IS SO OH MY GOD THAT BASEMENT IS SO OH MY GOD THAT BASEMENT IS SO SCARY, THEN HE JUMPED OUT AT THE SCARY, THEN HE JUMPED OUT AT THE SCARY, THEN HE JUMPED OUT AT THE WORST TIME. WORST TIME. WORST TIME. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT >> Jimmy: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT REALLY BOTHERS YOU? REALLY BOTHERS YOU? REALLY BOTHERS YOU? OR YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT? OR YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT? OR YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT? >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON TO THIS. CAUGHT ON TO THIS. CAUGHT ON TO THIS. IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW HE'S IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW HE'S IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW HE'S AROUND EVERY CORNER. AROUND EVERY CORNER. AROUND EVERY CORNER. HE'S AROUND A LOT OF CORNERS. HE'S AROUND A LOT OF CORNERS. HE'S AROUND A LOT OF CORNERS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER TRY TO GET >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER TRY TO GET >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER TRY TO GET HIM BACK? HIM BACK? HIM BACK? >> I'M OBVIOUSLY LOUD. >> I'M OBVIOUSLY LOUD. >> I'M OBVIOUSLY LOUD. AND SO I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT AND SO I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT AND SO I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT SCARING PEOPLE. SCARING PEOPLE. SCARING PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: TOO LOUD TO SCARE >> Jimmy: TOO LOUD TO SCARE >> Jimmy: TOO LOUD TO SCARE PEOPLE? PEOPLE? PEOPLE? >> I'M LIKE, HA HA HA! >> I'M LIKE, HA HA HA! >> I'M LIKE, HA HA HA! HE'S LIKE, I CAN HEAR YOU BEHIND HE'S LIKE, I CAN HEAR YOU BEHIND HE'S LIKE, I CAN HEAR YOU BEHIND THE DOOR.
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