Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles You know why my money's on you? Because the money isn't cursed. And neither are we hashed. Had blessed just Jamal. Party of one. When it is safe, she's in the J P. P. The Jamal protection program. Would This shower is turning into a bath. Ah, blood bag. Can I take something been weighing on me? You know, something's been weighing on me too. I don't know how to say this and let's say it together. Okay. On three play, I smashed Paul. I really miss our snuggles. Wait. What? Where? When? When you left me alone with red joints. Still true. Dragged me into this. You know how many health code violations you just committed? One rogue people when we could have gotten a seat. That's what's real. Wait. What was that? Yeah. What are you doing? Nothing. But they're not about to get it in. Yeah. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, Stop. Don't do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't take it. I can't get to this position. Oh, my God. Are you tired already? So I donated it. You? I don't know what it smells like. my grandma's belly biting here. You know what that is? A baby in a corner to clean it. Okay, boost me up. Double step in this time interlock your fingers because I'm not feeling the dedication. Guys. Are you holding tight? Yes. I feel like I'm slipping. Interlock. Your fingers smell smoke, Grady. And yet I feel spectacular. What the hell? It's Mother. How'd you get out so fast? A magician doesn't reveal his secrets. I plead the fifth, the eighth, and the black is a black. Yeah. Everybody knows you guys have a quota. And I'm I'm more than a number. A step a notch on your belt. Make sure you're getting on this. Have had adequate time to calm down. Done some reflecting. Meditated my BP down to 1 10 over 77. Coach you to recruit me? No. How do you know? That's why I'm here. Because you teach sex, Ed. No, it's because I love your dad and your mom. We've been a team since high school. Okay? Please tell me you guys are coming out as a trouble. I don't know what that is, but what I do know is when I saw the holes there's more than 10 don't act like you don't know. And I thought about the embarrassment your parents would feel. The pain your mom must be going through. You're still indeed? Yes, It hurts deep inside. Okay. Can we just drop this? We'll drop it as soon as you take a look at these pitches, though. Wait. Oh, shit. Jamal, can you pass the bread? White bread? I don't have any bread. I know you don't, but can you pass it? Why are you so jumping? I'm not hiding anything. I didn't say that you were good, because I'm not. I'm not hiding anything. Hit north bound or finding anything found or hidden. Living my best life out in the open. I have no secrets. Some web cream I got you, bro. I'm gonna get that whip with nice kicks. They were cheap knockoffs, and, you know, it was just Christmas. So I've been real good this year. Okay. Well, you look like a 1,000,000 bucks. Not a 1,000,000. Definitely less. I'm going in the other room. We've been hiding this too. We don't care. We kissed you first. Anyway, As I was saying before you interrupted me, I've been high on kidding. Are you kidding? Hey, positively will positively changed your lives and you keep interrupting me like some dumb comedy run. How about this? Nasty is always gonna be my lunch. Oh, sorry, Rosario, but you are getting a very harshly worded Yelp Review. We came here looking for a cure and you sold us on a bag. A bag of dicks? What? I didn't even use my bag of dicks. Bo, Is there chicken in this? Just to know what is this? Over? It's raw. Try the salmon roll the home fish. Eggs. I can't like it. California roll. It's basic. Just a little imitation crab. Do you think rich people would spring for the real thing? Get it? Get the book. I think this is exhausting. You might want to slow down. It's cool. I have a high metabolism. Those air edibles. I know. That's why I'm eating their full of cannabis. What? How many did you just eat? 10. Oh, my God. That amount with your body weight. You're fine. It's fine. Then why are you making that face with these? Does your mom have a panic room? Why do you need a panic? room panic safe. And I'm not saying the money's not safe. Okay? You l I Julia doesn't mean I should stay. Oh, Julio. Julio, Time out. Come out. I'm sorry. Please forgive me to believe. Oh, great. Now we have a Mexican gold floating around this house. Do you love? How does he love you? Did he said yeah, with his words are like with his actions. Why are you talking like that? Why? Are you like what? Okay, okay. I don't want to, like, take sides, but I can't figure out with them on stage. No more Sprinkles for you. Our money is lying around or being used by an excessive amount off colorless tanks and long shorts. Didn't have your back. Now watch mine as I walk away. No watching flying. See it? No. Mine. Hey, bro. What? Esther of your reality Abundance blocks too. Who was she? I don't know. But he said he told you about it. Yeah, he did. You knew what this is. Entrapment. Got you Shit your pants back on again. No need. I'm free rolling. I'm out. Okay. Good luck. This is schmuck bait. You always come back. Really? What kind of snacks you got at home. Did your mom get that good Spanish ship from Costco? Better She got the jalapeno artichoke go that extra creamy one that you gotta use the thick chips for. Oh, she picked those up, Thio. I'm serious. So are we that depth bomb you? Goodbye. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You should not say goodbye because I want to buy. You didn't get to get a room, Just not this one. Boning bleachers, hookup hallways the reach around restroom. I'm sorry. I'm not all caught up or whatever you call sex nowadays Sex week on that sex. But what I do know is that if there's a blind spot in that gym, someone's gonna try and stick their Penis in it. And that's where you come in is tension. Decoys don't fall for Don't worry, Coach. Think of me as a human contraception. You know what? You're so flashlight. You watch yourself. Lava lamp hugs before thugs. Someone has my phone. Now I'm gonna turn around so I don't even know who did it. What? Two, 34 Or Don't let me get the fuck full. Carol, all of you, we can play it that way. I've got the human fund. My phone app, Jim. Oh, knew your things. Which brings the total football field repair costs to $4616.71. So let me bottom line this for your son. Since I know a kid like you doesn't have that kind of cash lying around. That is right. I owe you good. Oh, I got a big role to get away from the window. I'm not at the window. I'm hanging up now. No, I don't. Hello? She didn't really It's just a manifestation of your anxiety. When you open your eyes, it'll be gone. Dude, if she's not here to vote, how are we supposed to make any decisions? I designate Ruby is my proxy. I'll allow it for investors. It's a bad idea. How much was in debate with her. She's not here. What's on the agenda? Cleaning some green. How do you know what I'm a visual thinker. Oh, loose asshole. You're crazy. You are. What? I wasn't ready. No do overs. She can't breathe. Not yet. I need a moment. Listen, I don't want you to take this personally, baby. This is not goodbye forever. Okay? It's just goodbye for now. Ale was some MMA. I'm trying to money Bunny for 50 for my baby Mom. You see, I had a baby out of wedlock and now I'm financially responsible for my son Maximilien. 1,000,000 for short. Okay. Love, love, love. The commitment to chill. I can't feel like I've got him. Sweat lodge under here. What's with the lack of air conditioning? Are they trying to torture us? I can't do it. Relax. It's just the star. I can hear your breathing. Can you take one step back? One more. One more. You two. I need personal space and food. Even if it's off the floor. I just need a snack. Next customer. I like the money. Money for money. My honey. My baby Mama, The mother of my child. How much honey bucks? Where's the chips? I d Security. Is this your real last name? Yes. What you reaching for what you're reaching? I'm a social. Too crazy race. You're all set. Just make sure you get the recipient. The confirmation number. Sorry. Settle down, Mama. You got to get the east Expect. Did you try tickling, tickling? I know it's hard to explain. I know all of the spots. I'll be right over.
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