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  • >> ALL RIGHT.

  • ALL RIGHT, NICK, WE WILL JUST GET RIGHT INTO THIS.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • WE ALL HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SOME YEARS NOW.

  • >> CORRECT.

  • >> AND I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH RASHIDA.

  • RASHIDA THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR HIM TO AIR HIS DIRTY

  • LAUNDRY.

  • >> SOUNDS GREAT, CAN'T WAIT.

  • >> WHAT BONE DO YOU HAVE TO PICK.

  • >> JUST A THING I BRING UP EVERY TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER.

  • I WILL TELL THE STORY TO THE CROWD BECAUSE WE ARE HERE.

  • >> WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO DO.

  • >> WE WERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE TWO YEARS AGO.

  • >> NO BIG DEAL.

  • >> REAL CASUAL.

  • >> SO BAIFLT WE WERE AT THIS PARTY THING FOR THE OBAMAS AND

  • ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME, BIG GROUP SETTING, HANGING OUT,

  • HAVING FUN.

  • I FELT SO COOL BECAUSE I GOT INVITED WITH THE COOL

  • GROWD-- CROWD TO DANCE WITH THE DANCE CIRCLE.

  • WHEN WE GOT THERE PRESIDENT OBAMA, MICHELLE, ME, RASHIDA, A

  • BUNCH OF OTHER COOL PEOPLE, SHE IS LIKE LET'S GO IN THE MIDDLE

  • OF ITS DANCE CIRCLE.

  • WHEN WE GOT THERE, SHE WENT IN AND I WAS LEFT OUTSIDE.

  • AND I WAS CRUSHED.

  • AND I JUST MAKE HER FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

  • >> DOESN'T THAT ACTUALLY NOT MAKE ANY SENSE?

  • I MEAN-- I WAS LIKE LET'S GO DANCE WITH THE OBAMA.

  • AND HE WAS LIKE YEAH, COOL.

  • >> AND I GOT NERVOUS.

  • >> YOU BAILED, YOU BAILED.

  • I WENT INTO THE CIRCLE.

  • >> IT IS SO MUCH FUN TO BRING IT UP.

  • >> WERE YOU NERVOUS BECAUSE THEY WERE ON THE TOO, FOUR BEAT AND

  • WERE YOU ON THE ONE, THREE BEAT.

  • >> OH, OH, DIFFERENT KIND OF WHITE HOUSE OUT THERE.

  • >> BLACK HOUSE.

  • >> RASHIDA.

  • >> SORRY.

  • GOOD ONE.

  • YOUR BOYFRIEND VAMPIRE WEEKEND IS PERFORMING ON THE SHOW

  • TONIGHT.

  • >> YEAH.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> WITHOUT DO YOU THINK IS MORE

  • NERVOUS, YOU OR EZRA.

  • >> I THINK I AM MORE NERVOUS FOR EZRA.

  • >> WHY?

  • >> WELL, HE HAS TO PERFORM LIKE A WHOLE SONG.

  • I'M JUST SITTING HERE GETTING JUST FULLY, YOU KNOW, TAKEN TO

  • TASK BY JONAS.

  • THAT IS FINE.

  • I JUST HAVE TO RESPOND.

  • HE'S GOT TO LIKE PERFORM.

  • HE WILL BE FINE.

  • HE'S NOTER IN VOWSES.

  • >> I'M NERVOUS FOR HIM BUT I THINK HE'S FINE, YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> OKAY, NICK, A BIG MILESTONE HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE THIS WEEK.

  • YOU CELEBRATED YOUR FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

  • >> OH YEAH.

  • >> DID YOU FORGET?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> AND YOU WERE GIVEN A STRANGE

  • ANNIVERSARY PRESENT FROM YOUR WIFE.

  • A DOG.

  • >> YEAH.

  • HERE'S THE DEAL.

  • I HAD MENTIONED IT TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO WHEN SHE ACTUALLY GOT

  • THE PUPPY.

  • AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS NEW HOUSE THAT WE JUST GOT AND

  • ARE EXCITED TO MOVE IN AND I SAID WE CAN GET A GERMAN SHEP

  • ARYD-OF.

  • AND -- SHEP ERD AND SHE THOUGHT I KNEW ABOUT THE SURPRISE.

  • SHE WAS LIKE MAYBE WE WILL.

  • I WAS LIKE ALL RIGHTK WE DON'T HAVE TO, I PUT IT OUT OF MY

  • MIND, DIDN'T THINK ABOUT AND I WOKE UP WITH GINO MY NEW PUPPY.

  • >> GINO THE GERMAN.

  • THE PROBLEM IS THERE IS ALREADY DIVISION, SHE HAD A PUPPY, SHE

  • HAD A PUPPY NAMED DIANA.

  • SHE AND I GOT TOGETHER.

  • I ADOPTED THE PUPPY AND SHE GOT ME THIS ONE AND WE PUT BOTH OF

  • OVER DOGS ON INSTAGRAM AND DIANA HAS BEEN ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND

  • A HALF.

  • AND GINO DOUBLED HER FOLLOW ARES IN A DAY.

  • >> OH MY GOD.

  • >> AND SHE ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.

  • >> HOW OLD.

  • >> THREE AND A HALF MONTHS.

  • >> HE IS A PURPOSEE.

  • >> HE IS GOING TO BE BIG.

  • >> GOING TO BE HUGE.

  • BUT AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE BOTH DIE BETK FRIENDS HERE,-- DIABETIC

  • FRIENDS HEAR, WE'RE TRYING TO TRAIN HIM TO BE A DIABETIC

  • AWARENESS DOG.

  • TRYING TO TAKE THOSE STEPS BUT ST A PROCESS.

  • HE IS A BUNDLE OF JOY.

  • >> OKAY.

  • RASHIDA, NOT TO GIFT SHAME BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

  • RECEIVING A DOG FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY AS A GIFT.

  • >> WELL, I WILL PUT IT OUT THERE.

  • EZRA, DO NOT GET ME A DOG.

  • DO NOT.

  • I THINK IT'S FINE, NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT, YOU

  • WANTED A DOG.

  • BUT TO JUST GIFT SOMEBODY THE JOY OF LIKE POOP, CLEANING UP

  • POOP, FOR LIKE AT LEAST THE NEXT DECADE, AND THE HEARTBREAK OF

  • LIKE AN AGING DOG.

  • >> YES.

  • >> SORRY.

  • IT IS A MASSIVE, EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL COMMITMENT.

  • >> I AGREE.

  • I AGREE.

  • >> REGGIE AGREES.

  • >> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

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