OF COURSE, ON SATURDAY, JOE BIDEN WON THE SOUTH CAROLINA

PRIMARY.

AND HE WON BIG, CAPTURING NEARLY 50% OF THE VOTE.

TO WHICH BIDEN SAID, "DUH, THE OTHER 50% IS NORTH CAROLINA."

IT'S BIG NEWS BECAUSE BIDEN HAS RUN FOR PRESIDENT THREE TIMES

AND THIS IS THE FIRST PRIMARY OR CAUCUS HE'S EVER WON.

BUT IT'S LIKE THEY SAY, IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY,

TRY AGAIN FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS UNTIL YOU'RE FRANKLY THE

LEAST-BAD OPTION.

AFTER HIS BIG WIN, BIDEN WENT ON SOME OF THE SUNDAY MORNING SHOWS

TO TALK ABOUT IT.

AND HE GOT A LITTLE CONFUSED WHEN TALKING TO FOX NEWS HOST

CHRIS WALLACE.

REMEMBER, THE HOST'S NAME IS CHRIS.

>> I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DEBATE HIM ON STAGE.

I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME STANDING NEXT TO HIM AND HIM STANDING

NEXT TO ME.

WE'LL SEE WHO'S SLEEPY.

>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.

PLEASE COME BACK IN LESS THAN 13 YEARS, SIR.

>> ALL RIGHT, CHUCK.

>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S CHRIS BUT ANYWAY.

>> CHRIS.

NO, NO, I JUST DID CHUCK.

I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

THESE ARE BACK TO BACK.

>> IT'S OKAY.

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT EARLY IN THE MORNING TOO.

> >> JAMES: BIDEN STARTED OFF BY

BRAGGING, "WE'LL SEE WHO'S SLEEPY!"

AND THEN IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED FOR FORGETTING THE ANCHOR'S NAME

BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SLEEPY.

I'M SURE THAT WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

HERE'S BIDEN TODAY, SHARP AS A TACK, QUOTING THE DECLARATION OF

INDEPENDENCE.

>> WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT.

MEN AND WOMEN CREATED -- YOU KNOW.

>> JAMES: I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT, AND I'M FROM THE COUNTRY

YOU DECLARED INDEPENDENCE FROM.

BUT JOE BIDEN'S VICTORY IN SOUTH CAROLINA HAS SCRAMBLED THE

ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC RACE, WITH LOTS OF CANDIDATES DROPPING OUT.

LST NIGHT, PETE BUTTIGIEG SUSPENDED HIS CAMPAI.

TO WHICH JOE BIDEN SAID, "YOU'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME, STEVE--

JEFF-- YOU KNOW, THE THING."

WHILE HE'S DISAPPOINTED HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE WHITE

HOUSE HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS NEXT CHALLENGE, MIDDLE

SCHOOL.

AND AMY KLOBUCHAR STEPPED DOWN.

SHE AND BUTTIGIEG ENDORSED JOE BIDEN.

YOU MAY NOT HAVE CHANGED AMERICA BUT YOU CHANGED OUR AUTOCORRECTS

FOREVER.

AFTER A DISAPPOINTING FINISH BILLIONAIRE TOM STEYER HAS

ALREADY ENDED HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

LOOK AT THAT.

BERNIE SANDERS ISN'T EVEN PRESIDENT YET AND HE'S ALREADY

DELIVERING ON HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE OF ELIMINATING

BILLIONAIRES.

STEYER ENDED UP SPENDING MORE THAN $191 MILLION OF HIS OWN

MONEY ON HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, BUT APPARENTLY UNDER

$9 ON A SINGLE PLAID TIE.

STEYER MAY HAVE DROPD OUT OF THE RACE, BUT HE WENT OUT IN

STYLE: THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE, THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS

ANNOUNCEMENT, HE DANCED ON STAGE WITH THE RAPPER JUVENILE TO THE

SONG "BACK THAT AZZ UP." OH, HE BACKED THAT UP.

HE BACKED IT UP, RIGHT OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.

BUT I THINK IF NOTHING ELSE, WE CAN AGREE THAT TOM STEYER HAS

EARNED HIS PLACE IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY.

WE'LL MISS YOU, TOM.

>> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO

FOR YOUR COUNTRY.

>> MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL.

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