AREAS HARDEST HIT BY THE VIRUS, WASHINGTON STATE.

LUCKILY, ALL OF THEIR VOTING IS DONE BY MAIL.

BUT THERE IS SOME WORRY THAT THE MAIL-IN VOTES THEMSELVES COULD

BE A SOURCE OF CONTAGION, SO THE STATE JUST INTRODUCED THIS

ACTUAL NEW SLOGAN ABOUT THEIR BALLOT ENVELOPES:

"WHETHER HEALTHY OR SICK, PLEASE DON'T LICK."

( LAUGHTER ) YEAH.

IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST ELECTION, WHEN THEY WERE

BATTLING AN S.T.D. OUTBREAK WITH THE SLOGAN, "PLEASE DON'T SLURP

IF YOU'VE GOT HERP.'" ( LAUGHTER )

THAT'S-- THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE ALL THE TIME.

THAT'S GREAT ADVICE.

SOUND WISDOM, JEREMIAH.

THAT'S NOT ALL THE BIG ELECTION NEWS.

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF:

IN >> I BEAT TRUMP!

>> CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE.

>> BING, BING, BONG, BONG.

>> "FURY ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE: 2020."

THE SHOWDOWN TO FIND A PLACE TO SIT DOWN.

THE GLOVES OFF.

THE DENTURES ARE IN.

TWO OLD MEN ENTERS, ONE LEAVES.

COME ON, GO!

IT'S FURY ROAD!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stepen: I HOPE THEY'RE

OKAY.

I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY.

THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY IS DOWN TO JOE BIDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS,

AND AS OF TODAY, PROJECTIONS AT fivethirtyeight.com SAY

JOE BIDEN'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE NOMINATION ARE 99 OUT

OF 100.

( AS BERNIE ) "BETRAYED BY THE 99%!

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT NEXT?

ET TU, METAMUCIL?" ( LAUGHTER )

OLD MEN NEED FIBER!

BUT JOE SEEMS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN HIS OWN ODDS.

TODAY, WHILE CAMPAIGNING IN AN AUTO PLANT IN DETROIT, HE WAS

CONFRONTED BY A PRO-GUN VOTER, AND HE DIDN'T HANDLE IT ALL THAT

WAY.

>> YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO DIMINISH OUR SECONND AMENDMENT

RIGHT AND TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS.

>> YOU'RE FULL OF (BLEEP).

>> Stephen: WW!

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

WOW, JOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO MALARKEY?

COME ON, THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER PRESIDENT I HAVE TO

BLEEP.

BIDEN TRIED TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF TO THE VOTER, AND IT ALMOST LED

TO FISTICUFFS.

>> I SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT.

I'M NOT TAKING YOUR GUN AWAY.

AT ALL.

YOU NEED 100 ROUNDS-- >> WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA

TAKE OUR GUNS-- >> I DID NOT SAY THAT.

THAT'S NOT-- I DID NOT SAY THAT!

>> IT'S A VIRAL VIDEO.

THAT'S A VIRAL VIDEO LIKE THE OTHER ONES THEY'RE PUTTING OUT.

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

TAKE YOUR AR-14.

>> THIS IS NOT OKAY.

>> DON'T TELL ME THAT, PAL, OR I'M GOING TO GO OUT AND SLAP YOU

IN THE FACE.

>> Stephen: WOW!

HE IS THREATENING TO FIGHT A VOTER!

WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS KIND OF ROUGH-AND-TUMBLE CAMPAIGN SINCE

WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON'S TIPPECANOE AND NUT-PUNCH TOO!

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

BIDEN'S TEAM IS AWARE THAT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP JOE

BIDEN NOW IS JOE BIDEN.

SO THEY HAVE A BOLD NEW STRATEGY:

SHORTER SPEECHES.

IN FACT, WE HAVE A PREVIEW OF HIS NEW STUMP SPEECH.

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

>> BARACK OBAMA!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH CHARLES BARKLEY.