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  • THE LIVE SHOW.

  • SOMETIMES BEFORE THE SHOW I TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.

  • HERE'S WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ANYBODY DOWN HERE?

  • YEMEN DOWN THERE.

  • SHE'S REFERRING TO THIS DANCE I DID.

  • IN THE OLD SHOW I USED TO CALL "STRANGERS WITH CANDY," ON THE

  • CREDITS-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • THANK YOU.

  • WOW!

  • THERE ARE SOME EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED PEOPLE HERE.

  • YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE OF A WEIRD CHILDHOOD TO ENJOY THAT

  • SHOW.

  • WE ENDED EVERY SHOW DANCING TO THE CREDITS.

  • WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE ONE NIGHT.

  • I SAID I'LL SING, "THE KING OF GLOWER."

  • IT WAS AN EPISODE BASED ON A CULT."

  • I DIDTHE KING OF GLOWER COMES A

  • NATIONOPEN THE GATES AND LIFT UP

  • YOUR VOICEWHO IS THE KING OF GLORY

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IF YOU WANT TO CALL THAT

  • "DEVELOPED" HOW I DEVELOPED-- HOW I DEVELOPED THAT WAS, WE

  • WERE DESPERATE, IT WAS LATE, SOMEBODY HAD TO DANCE.

  • AND I WENT OUT THERE AND JUST DANCED.

  • >> Stephen: YES, MA'AM.?

  • >> UM, IT'S NOT REALLY A QUESTION, BUT I BROUGHT YOU A

  • LITTLE GIFT BECAUSE I LOOKED UP YOUR BIRTHSTONE AND YOUR

  • BIRTHSTONE'S EMERALD.

  • I BROUGHT YOU GREEN CUFFLINKS, SO, I JUST HAVE A LITTLE

  • PRESENT.

  • >> Stephen: OH, THAT'S LOVELY, THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU SO

  • MUCH.

  • OKAY, WHAT DID I GET?

  • >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD!

  • >> Stephen: OH, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

  • IS EMERALD MY BIRTHSTONE?

  • >> IT IS, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW

  • THEIR BIRTHSTONE AND I DON'T?

  • THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL EYE CAN'T POSSIBLY EYE CAN'T POSSIBLY

  • ACCEPT THIS.

  • THAT'S LIKE SIX KARAT OF EMERALD IN THERE.

  • >> WELL, IT'S NOT QUITE, IT'S EMERALD QUARTZ, SO...

  • >> Stephen: WELL (BLEEP) THIS.

  • IT'S BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • ANYBODY ELSE LEFT, OH, WAY BACK, SIR, CORNER?

  • >> Stephen: AM I TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE ELECTION?

  • NO, BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE COUNTRY, AND ITS GOING TO MAKE A

  • DIFFERENCE IF-- WIN OR LOSE, ITS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHO

  • THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS, SO I'M NOT TIRED OF IT YET.

  • ARE YOU TIRED OF IT?

  • >> YES, SIR.

  • >> Stephen: OH YOU'RE, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG (BLEEP) PLACE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

THE LIVE SHOW.

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