You've heard Michael Bloomberg is running for president.

I assume his commercials air on television every every time you turn on the TV.

The commercials are on.

He's pouring millions of his own dollars into advertising.

He's even paying people to promote him on social media.

So I want to remind people that you should choose your candidate based on your issues.

I mean, just because someone has a lot of money, it doesn't necessarily mean What is this for me?

Change of plans.

It's time for a live commercial for Michael Bloomberg.

Are you looking for a presidential candidate but don't like the other six options?

Then why don't you try Mike Bloomberg?

He has a plan to deal with all of the country's problems.

The economy.

He'll throw money at it.

Health care.

He'll throw some more money at it.

Foreign policy.

He'll throw some money at it.

That was chocolate putting someone loaded that wrong.

Plus, Michael Bloomberg was endorsed by America's top political expert, Judge Judy.

If you want judge duty on the Supreme Court vote, Bloomberg.

Oh, that's right.

Mike Bloomberg is also the inspiration for our new Bloomberg skybox, featuring the Bloomberg Dancers.

That skybox will stay like that until Sam's club cheese balls or Bernie Sanders gives me some money, we'll be back.