There's also sports. So let's check in

on the world of sports with another edition

of I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking.

-♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause)

-Hey! -Hey! What's up, sports fans?

I'm Michael Kosta. He's Roy Wood Jr.

That's right. We're here to talk about sports and show America

that black people and dumb people can get along.

That's right. Wait, are you saying that I'm black?

'Cause that's awesome, man.

Touch my knuckles. Come on.

Kosta, what a crazy week for sports.

-LSU, college football champs. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

WOOD: Sunday, we know who will be meeting in the Super Bowl.

-Yeah. -And most importantly,

my pickup basketball team won the big game last night.

-Congratulations. -Roy, Roy, Roy.

-You were playing fifth graders, Roy. -A win is a win.

All right, well, let-let's...

let's start with the biggest news of the day.

Odell Beckham Jr.,

known for making spectacular grabs,

-made another spectacular grab. -Mm-hmm.

NEWSWOMAN: We are getting some breaking news now.

More fallout from Odell Beckham Jr.'s

championship celebration with his alma mater, LSU.

So, now we're learning an arrest warrant

has been issued for OBJ.

NEWSMAN: New reports indicate a judge signed the warrant

this morning after seeing this video

from inside the Louisiana State locker room on Monday night.

The video shows a security guard

questioning a player on the team,

and behind the officer,

Beckham appears to slap the guard's backside.

You see it right there.

The arrest warrant is for a charge of simple battery.

Odell Beckham Jr. slapped a cop on the butt.

Who goes back to college to get in trouble, okay?

You're supposed to do that before you leave.

That's like going back to your parents' house,

and then you get grounded.

You're too old for that shit, man.

Now, okay, okay. That's one way of looking at it.

-But let's be fair, Kosta. Odell parties a lot. -All right.

Probably thought that was one of them stripper cops.

And to me, a slap on the ass is harmless.

It's a harmless slap on the ass.

That's how you communicate in sports.

It's like saying, "Good job. Did a good job."

All right, well, you never slap my ass after one of these.

-I would if you did a good job. -Well, look, look, look, look...

-I would. -Speaking of asses, all right,

the Houston Astros won the 2017 World Series,

but now we're finding out

they're in some trouble of their own.

A major league bombshell, the Houston Astros

severely punished tonight for cheating.

NEWSMAN: The Houston Astros stole pitching signs

during their historic season.

MLB says the Astros used a camera in center field

to decode pitching signs from opposing teams.

The information was then relayed to the dugout,

sometimes via text message on a smartwatch,

and then passed along to hitters

by banging on a trash can,

as heard here with the audio raised.

(banging)

NEWSMAN 2: The Astros face a record $5 million fine

and lose several top draft picks

over the next two years.

Hold-hold up. The Astros cheated their way to a championship,

and they were only fined $5 million?

That's nothing for a baseball team.

$5 million. That's, like, four stadium hot dogs.

-I-I mean... -No. No, Michael, you know what?

-I blame the Astros' opponents. -Hmm.

-Make your signs harder to steal. -Okay.

Catchers have been using the same little signs

-between their crotch for years. -Yeah.

If you want to confuse your opponent,

you got to mumble rap to your pitcher.

-Okay. -(mumbling rhythmically)

Slider. (mumbling rhythmically)

A call. (mumbling rhythmically)

-Fast ball. (whoops) -Well, I-I...

-(cheers, applause) -I didn't... I... -That's how you do it.

I didn't understand a word of that,

and I'm black, all right?

Well, let's move on to some international sports news.

The Olympics are six months away,

but they're already making headlines, Roy.

This Summer's Olympic Games

in Tokyo will be the first to prohibit

political protests by athletes.

The International Olympic Committee issued guidelines

forbidding athletes from any gesture

of a political nature, including kneeling.

Political signs and armbands are also banned.

The IOC says it's trying to foster respect.

This... this... this is the dumbest thing ever. Come on!

You can't ban protests.

-Right. -Protests are already banned.

-That's why they're protests. They're protests. -Yeah. Yeah.

-If you let people do it, it's not the same thing. -Right.

Like, if you let someone kidnap you, they're not a kidnapper.

-They're just your Uber driver, you know? -That's right.

Or-or in my case, Uber Black.

(laughter, groaning)

Goddamn it, you are not black! You're the dumb one!

-You are the dumb one. -Dumb?

-Yes, you're dumb. -Oh...

Plus, banning something only makes people want to do it more.

-Right. -If you ban something,

-it makes people want to do it more. -That's...

It's kind of like when my mama told me I couldn't get a tattoo.

-Okay. -So I got a tramp stamp that said "Kris Kross Forever."

(laughter)

-My mama was right. -Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she was right. Let me see that thing.

-Oh, yes, it's a tramp stamp. -(yells gibberish)

-Aah! Aah! -(laughs) -(applause)

(Kosta whoops)

-I'm pressing charges! -(stammering)

I... That's how you say, "You do a good job."

That's how sports people communicate.

-No. I'm calling the cops. -Back to you, Trevor.

-Back to you. That's how you know... -I'm calling the cops!

Michael Kosta, Roy Wood Jr., everybody.