Oras I liketocallit, sevendaysofmestandingoutsideothercausethosehousesprayingthat I don't getyelledat.
Thisisanaccuraterepresentationofhow I startedtryingtokicksomeass, butkindofjustendingupflailingaboutlikeanidiot.
I got a flattire, Somebodystolemycreditcardand I stoodinthepouringraintoseetheshotsofmyoutfits.
Buttheycan't sofuckingugly, and I probablywaterdamagetomycamera.
So I hadtoreshootthishistoricalreenactmentofmyoutfit a coupledayslater, anyways, enoughcomplaining, eventhoughthatismyfavoritehobby.
I knew I wantedtobundleupinthisreallycozystripedsweater, butit's a bitof a statementonitsown.
So I kepttherestoftheoutfitreallysimple, withsomeplainblackjeansandsomeblackdogs, whicharealsoperfectfortherain.
Becausetheseboysarefreakingchunky.
Norainisgettingthroughtostayevenwarmer, I marknullifiedmyself.
Thatshouldbe a realword, bytheway, withthispufferjacketfromBranchonTuesday.
I havetowakeupbrightandearlytogoto a fourhourlecture, whichsucks a littlebitofmysouleverytime I gotoit.
Butdressingcutealwayshelpsmefeel a littlebetter.
EmphasisontheLittlesThisTuesday I wasreallyproudofthisHollywooddivorce, a meetssoccermomtypeofoutfit, because I feellikeit's theepitomeofnothavingtosacrificecomfortforstyle.
I recentlygotthisgorgeoussatinmaybedress, butit's a bitfancy, obviously, forstrollingaroundcampus.
So I dresseditdownwiththisfuzzypulloversweatersituationandobnoxiouslychunkyandobnoxiouslycomfortablesneakers.
Honestly, I usedtothinkthatthesetypesofissueswerelikethescumofthefashionearth.
Itmakesmewanttothrowupeverysingletime I goanywaysformyoutfit.
I wentfor a bitof a 10 things I hateaboutyouvibe.
Although I ammissingtheplatformflipflops, I keptthecolorschemereallysimplewith a whitecardagainandgreenpantsandthematchingspeakers.
Andthen I added a scarfbecause, I don't know, a croptop, plus a scarfequalsofwinteroutfit.
That's awaylogicforyou.
ByThursday, I wasatthatpointinmyperiodwhereyoujustwant a nice, warmhugtotheuterus.
I don't knowifthathappenstoyouguys, too, but I literallyjustwantsomethinglikewrappedaroundmylowertorso, sotheseoverallswereascloseas I wasgonnagettothat.
Plus, I loveanytypeofjumpsuitbecauseitautomaticallymakesyoulooklikeyoutriedsomuchharder, eventhoughit's basicallyjust a glorifiedpantsunderneaththeoveralls.
I worethisvintage T shirtthathassomebluetext, which I thoughttiedinnicelywiththeblueoftheDenhamtocreate a nicelittlecohesivecolorpalette.
Andthenontop, I layered a suedejackettocompletethatseventies.
Fridaywas a goodday.
ItwasfinallySunny.
I didn't haveclass, and I atlasthadtimetocollectallofmyshipthathadfallenapartovertherestoftheweek, whichturnsouttobemyroutineeverysingleFriday, I soughtbyanartprintshopwhere I hadleftmyartworkoverthesummerandtherewas a rainstormanditleakedonmyartanddamagedit, whichis a longstory.
Formyoutfit, I wentforlike, a sexySteveJobslooklikeSteveJobs.
AndMichaelScottandDrHousecollectivelyhad a veryaestheticallypleasingbaby.
I don't likedescriptions.
Keepfuckinggettingweirderinthesevideos.
But I thoughtitwouldbecooltopairoftheseReallychunkydadshoeswas a morestructuredblazer, andthenso I don't completelylooklike a dad.
I layeredunderneath a baseLaceytie a blousethat, likeshows a littlebitofskin, is a littlemoresoftandfemininetobalancetherestoftheoutfitout.
OnSaturday, I finallygottogoon a datewithmyhumantripod.
I mean, boyfriendDavid.
Ifyou'llwatchmylastvideowhereDavidand I attemptedtogoon a date, you'llbehappytoknowwefinallydidgettogoon a realdatethisweekendwherewegottoexplorenewpartsof L.
A.
Andwe'retryingtofigureoutwherewemightmovenext.
Oh, myGod.
ThebirdinthebackgroundthistlesshotinFairfax, whichisoneofmyfavoriteneighborhoodsin L.
A.
Justlookatthatbuilding.
It's socautious.
Diddlydarnedcute.
Anyways, formyoutfit, I wentalloutforthisnineties, baby.
Look, I wasbornin 98 sotechnicallythatcountskindof.
I justdriftedthis T shirt, anditislikeoneofmyfavoritelines.
I thinkit's socool.
It's sosoft.
It's likeveryeightiestourist.
Whatever.
I weargraphic T shirts.
I trytopareoneofthecolorsontheshirtwiththerestoftheoutfit.
So I worethiscorduroyskirttotieinthered, andthen I worethishairbowtie.
ButintherestofthecolorsOhGod, thatwascheesybecauseit's alldayand I'm editingthisvideo, and I realizedthatitwouldnotbe a properoutfitoftheweekwithoutshowyouguyswhat I wearwhen I'm a completefuckingpotato.
So I haveonwhateverrandomsureisclean.
I have a scrunchieonmywrist, and I havesomesexy, sexylegsbecause I havereallybadperiodcrampsrightnowwhen I don't wanttohearanythingelse, allright, andthatwasmyweekendoutfits.
Hey, guys, Andwelcometoanoutfitsoftheweek.
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