It's your boy Philochko here

And I am still a little sick

But, because of all the messages I have received

on my vk page, I am going to try make one today anyway

And I am very busy tomorrow, working filming a TV show

So I have to make one tonight

cus I won't be able to make one until Friday

so, let's get to it

these are basic English tips

now let's start with greetings

you know you say hello to someone when you first meet them

you say "please to meet you" all that's fine

But I want to get to something that people don't say anymore

and I want you to learn how we actually say it here in america

like you say "hello how are you"

hello is fine, but no one really says how are you anymore

so next time instead of how are you,

you can say something like,

"how you doing" or "how have you been"

or "how's it going"

any of these are better than saying

how are you

it's old and outdated

and you will sound like a foreigner if you say them

next tip

now we are getting to the next tip

sometimes when I speak to people

they tell me things such as you know

your videos are super, you know

you know and it makes sense

it's proper English but no one really says super anymore

so let's say you see a really nice car

driving by, you were with your friend

we won't say, you know, "oh that car is super"

no, we will be like

"yo that car is sick"

that car is sick

or "yo that car is crazy"

yo that is crazy

or say something like, "yo that car is nasty"

Nasty

now of course nasty and sick mean bad thing

in proper English

But in slang, it's a good thing

when you are talking about inanimate object

like a car, a bicycle, a house

you don't really want to refer people as sick or nasty

unless it's something in which they are doing

so I am a good basketball player

like LeBron James

when it comes to playing baseball

he is a sick basetball player

because he's nasty at playing basketball

but he's not a sick person or a nasty person

next tip

now to expressing yourself to a person you may be attracted to

so you know, sometimes

people may be saying, hey I like your smile

or I like your voice

or I like your videos. those are all fine

but the more hip cool in slang, kind of the way of saying something like that

is I'm feeling

so if you like something you can say

I am feeling

so if you see a girl who's pretty,

you know here in America you tell her you know

ah, I am feeling your eyes

or you know, I am feeling your lips

you know I am feeling your hair

that means you like it, it looks good

doesn't mean you are really touching it

it means you adore it

like when some of you girls see Justin Bieber

it's like, OMG JUSTIN BEIBER OMG

I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER

which is fine for girls

but if you are a guy and you generally like another guy

he was like an actor or singer

you really want to say I am feeling that guy

so you are gonna say

if you like Justin Bieber's music and you are a guy

you say "I am feeling Justin Bieber"

I like his music, I am feeling Justin Bieber

it's a cool way of saying it so you don't seem like a girl

but yeah girls can say oh yeah I love Justin because they are girls

next one. now this one is specially for beautiful women

now one thing you need to know

about American guys is that

we really really like beautiful foreign women

so if you travel the a place like America it's very common for guys

to be like "hey you look great" or "woo you look sexy"

and they constantly will try to talk to you

so here's three things you can say

to get rid of guys that you do not wish to talk to

I I I am not in the mood

not in the mood

do not talk to me, not in the mood, I just want to go home

and feed my cat

sorry. I am married and I have black husband

yes I have black husband

he's a gangsta

I have black gangsta husband, don't talk to me, black gangsta husband

my father rush in mafia

you want to come see him?

my father rush in mafia

very jealous man

very jealous man

Rush in mafia, come see him

and it's best to be mean to guys that you don't want to talk to

because that's the only way they will get the point

because you are foreigner, they will talk and talk and talk

because they think you like them

because they are American

which is always the case

so that's the end of the episode for today

hope you liked it

and hope you enjoyed it. hope you learned new stuff

I will be back to normal hopefully by Friday

thank you everyone writing to me

telling me to get better and I have a lot of fans come to visit me

so and so, that's nice. that should be fun party and um, that's basically it

video's coming soon, so subscribe to my youtube page please later