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  • RICK: What do we got here?

  • KJ: We've got a Soviet Cold War era general's uniform.

  • RICK: All right.

  • So what are you, a communist?

  • [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

  • KJ: Uh, no.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I just like the-- that's very good.

  • COREY: I barely remember the whole Cold War thing.

  • I mean, I was born right at the end of it.

  • RICK: Yeah, it is such a different world.

  • Young people don't even realize what

  • it was like back then, because I remember

  • having nuclear bomb drills.

  • KJ: Absolutely. [BOMB DRILL NOISE]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • COREY: What did a nuclear bomb drill consist of?

  • RICK: Getting underneath your desk,

  • because that's going to save you from a nuclear bomb.

  • KJ: Well, y-- they used a buddy system.

  • You hold your buddy, and you drop your drawers,

  • and he kisses your ass goodbye.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • RICK: That's true.

  • You know, your grandpa was at the blockade of Cuba.

  • COREY: Really?

  • RICK: Yeah.

  • You know, here's his ship, here is a Russian ship,

  • and they've both got their guns pointed at each other.

  • And we had nuclear-tipped torpedoes,

  • and they had nuclear-tipped torpedoes.

  • COREY: I think the Old Man was probably

  • trying to buy one off somebody.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • RICK: The Cold War was terrifying.

  • We were literally on the brink of World War III for decades.

  • It's amazing to think that the person who wore these uniforms

  • was one of the bad guys.

  • And how much do you want?

  • KJ: I'd like to get $900,000.

  • [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

  • RICK: Well, I could do $800,000, not $900,000.

  • KJ: No, no, or--

  • No, no, I meant or $1,000.

  • RICK: OK, well, I'm-- KJ: OK, make it $1,000--

  • RICK: --just going to forget you said $1,000,

  • and we're going to start at $900.

  • KJ: OK.

  • You're tough, I tell you.

  • RICK: Um, do you mind if I call someone up to look at them?

  • Because I have no idea what they're worth.

  • KJ: Oh, sure. Absolutely.

  • RICK: OK. KJ: Please do.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: How are you doing?

  • RICK: Good, how are you?

  • Corey--

  • COREY: What's new?

  • RICK: This guy stole your dad's jacket.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: I know this is going to come as a surprise,

  • but my dad was a little shorter than this--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • --because these are huge.

  • Holy smokes.

  • RICK: So he's got some Soviet jackets that are obviously

  • for generals, I imagine.

  • Can you tell me when they're made?

  • Is there any cool ribbons there?

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Most of these medals are Post-World War II.

  • RICK: OK.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: You do have an Order of Lenin here,

  • which is important--

  • right there on the first one.

  • RICK: So we do have Order of Lenin?

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Yes, you do.

  • The Order of Lenin is the highest civil award

  • given both to civilians and to the military for a contribution

  • to the motherland.

  • It's impressive.

  • And you'll notice it's first because it's

  • this guy's highest medal.

  • RICK: OK.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: And as you know, Stalin

  • killed most of his senior-level leadership in the '30s,

  • so most guys got their start as officers during World War II,

  • and after the war.

  • In the Cold War, he rose through the ranks like this guy.

  • There was nothing cold about the Cold War.

  • We almost lost civilization many times.

  • The Soviets' idea of government was

  • very different from our idea of government in the west.

  • So immediately, there was a conflict,

  • and we knew that was coming.

  • What's most interesting about this piece

  • is the history behind it.

  • This guy was not in the military when

  • he wore these uniforms because he was a member of the KGB.

  • RICK: OK.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: This is--

  • these are KGB uniforms.

  • Um, the reason you can tell is they've got red piping.

  • He was a colonel general, which is a three-star general.

  • So this is not a guy you want to cross and make upset.

  • RICK: OK.

  • COREY: He's definitely a big son of a [BLEEP]..

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: KGB is state security service, not

  • an organization you'd want to cross if you

  • were living in Soviet Europe.

  • Talk about Soviet control, you're talking about the KGB.

  • Jackets-- I can probably tell you

  • exactly when they were made.

  • Um, look at the buttons.

  • They are often dated.

  • This says, um, '76.

  • RICK: More or less at the height of Soviet power.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: At the height of Soviet power, these were made.

  • RICK: So what are they worth?

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Um, for the pair--

  • [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

  • --$650 to $750.

  • KJ: [INAUDIBLE]

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Yeah.

  • KJ: That-- it seems to me that it would be a heck of a lot

  • more than that.

  • Now that I know that that is a Order

  • of Lenin, that makes me even want to get more money for it.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Uniforms like this don't attract

  • the excitement that, for example, World

  • War II era uniforms attract.

  • RICK: OK.

  • It's just they're too damn new.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: Yeah, they're just new.

  • I mean, maybe in 50 years, these things will be very valuable.

  • RICK: Thanks for coming in.

  • CRAIG GOTTLIEB: OK, Rick.

  • Thanks, appreciate it.

  • KJ: Well, I'm not really happy about it.

  • I thought it would be worth, like, $1,000 at least.

  • RICK: I'll tell you what.

  • I'll give you $400 for them.

  • KJ: Look at it, it's got the Order of Lenin.

  • You can't go any better than that?

  • I mean-- RICK: You know--

  • KJ: --knowing--

  • RICK: --I-- I wish I could.

  • And I think $400 is a fair price.

  • KJ: You can't go five and a half?

  • [RICK SIGHS]

  • RICK: No.

  • I'll tell you what.

  • I'll give you four and a quarter.

  • KJ: How about $450?

  • [SIGH]

  • RICK: I mean, I just don't know if they're going to sell.

  • Um--

  • COREY: Everything sells eventually, pop.

  • RICK: Yeah, I just don't want it to be

  • eventually 20 years from now.

  • COREY: And I guess that would be my problem, not yours, right?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right, we'll do $450, man.

  • KJ: Appreciate it. COREY: OK, thank you.

  • RICK: All right, he'll write you up.

  • COREY: Meet me over there. KJ: Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • $450 will probably get me, uh, a bottle of wine and a couple

  • of--

  • good night stay when on my trip to Europe.

RICK: What do we got here?

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